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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Just been chatting to Mrs Claus about a meet on Christmas Eve, she says she free, allegedly.

She has asked, however, if I can help her compile a list from people who I come into contact with, in preparation for her "friend" on Christmas eve.

The list has to have two headings:

Naughty and Nice

She has also asked what are the reasons for people being on either of the lists this year.

I wonder if you could help, could you possibly advise which list would you fit in and why?

Your help would be most appreciated, as I wouldn’t want to let Mrs Claus down.

P.S. Anyone got a green elves costume with pointy ears?

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By *hitedukeMan
over a year ago

derby

You'd have to put on the naughty list im afraid as i'd want to tie mrs claus up and spank her fabulous ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naughty list, come late, stay late, and do wildly inappropriate things with champagne

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

I'll drop Mrs Claus a email, think she would be interested in these responses.

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By *hitedukeMan
over a year ago

derby


"Naughty list, come late, stay late, and do wildly inappropriate things with champagne "

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm on the nice list. We don't get the presents we really want though.

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"I'm on the nice list. We don't get the presents we really want though."

What's the reason for being on the nice list (I'll put in a good one) - a word that is

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By *hitedukeMan
over a year ago

derby


"I'm on the nice list. We don't get the presents we really want though."

What present would you like ?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm on the nice list. We don't get the presents we really want though.

What's the reason for being on the nice list (I'll put in a good one) - a word that is "

I'm not very naughty, although I have been led astray sometimes.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm on the nice list. We don't get the presents we really want though.

What present would you like ? "

To be whisked away tonight to have my fantasy fulfilled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd need to go on the 'pure filth' list I've been told x

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm on the nice list. We don't get the presents we really want though.

What present would you like ? "

Gosh, I've just looked at your profile. I have never seen such an upstanding member of the Fab community before.

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"I'm on the nice list. We don't get the presents we really want though.

What's the reason for being on the nice list (I'll put in a good one) - a word that is

I'm not very naughty, although I have been led astray sometimes."

Now where too begin, perhaps behind your left ear.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm on the nice list. We don't get the presents we really want though.

What present would you like ?

To be whisked away tonight to have my fantasy fulfilled.

"

I still want to know what this fantasy is lol

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"I'm on the nice list. We don't get the presents we really want though.

What present would you like ?

To be whisked away tonight to have my fantasy fulfilled.

I still want to know what this fantasy is lol"

Might effect which list

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By *hitedukeMan
over a year ago

derby


"I'm on the nice list. We don't get the presents we really want though.

What present would you like ?

Gosh, I've just looked at your profile. I have never seen such an upstanding member of the Fab community before. "

Why thank you

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I have mostly been nice and naughty at the same time...but I think I may have been the latter slightly more ....

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands

Naughty naturally, skilled

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

I don't know which list I should be on, please advise.

My son (9) came down to breakfast (we had guests) and asked, 'Dad, why were you spanking mum's bottom last night?'

After a little thought and waiting for the laughter to subside, I replied. 'Because someone had left chewing gum on one of the dining room table seats and I was trying to get it off her, was it you?'

Shut my son up, but not our guests - ho hum.

Thing is it was a lie to get me out of a sticky (well it was at the time - metaphorically, well actually thinking about it....) situation does that put me on the naughty list?

Needless to say, my son is having new earphones for Christmas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm on the nice list. We don't get the presents we really want though."

If you want it you only have to ask me you know I will always give you one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok well I ( Lucy ) would have to go on the naughty list as I have corrupted a few people and may have led them astray!

But Luke in the other hand would have to go on the nice list, as he is just a nice gentleman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our naughty step is going to be quite full

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't I go on both lists? Nice at being naughty?

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By *hitedukeMan
over a year ago

derby


"I don't know which list I should be on, please advise.

My son (9) came down to breakfast (we had guests) and asked, 'Dad, why were you spanking mum's bottom last night?'

After a little thought and waiting for the laughter to subside, I replied. 'Because someone had left chewing gum on one of the dining room table seats and I was trying to get it off her, was it you?'

Shut my son up, but not our guests - ho hum.

Thing is it was a lie to get me out of a sticky (well it was at the time - metaphorically, well actually thinking about it....) situation does that put me on the naughty list?

Needless to say, my son is having new earphones for Christmas!

"

Brilliant, and good explanation

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Ok well I ( Lucy ) would have to go on the naughty list as I have corrupted a few people and may have led them astray!

But Luke in the other hand would have to go on the nice list, as he is just a nice gentleman "

I can attest to both of those claims. Lucy is the person who has led me astray and Luke has been jolly nice. He even walked me to my car as it was dark.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm on the nice list. We don't get the presents we really want though.

What present would you like ?

To be whisked away tonight to have my fantasy fulfilled.

I still want to know what this fantasy is lol

Might effect which list "

Are fantasies enough to put you on the naughty list even when you haven't been able to enact them?

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"I'm on the nice list. We don't get the presents we really want though.

What present would you like ?

To be whisked away tonight to have my fantasy fulfilled.

I still want to know what this fantasy is lol

Might effect which list

Are fantasies enough to put you on the naughty list even when you haven't been able to enact them? "

Suppose that's the difference between intention and intent.

However if there is there anything I could help you with?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm on the nice list. We don't get the presents we really want though.

What present would you like ?

To be whisked away tonight to have my fantasy fulfilled.

I still want to know what this fantasy is lol

Might effect which list

Are fantasies enough to put you on the naughty list even when you haven't been able to enact them?

Suppose that's the difference between intention and intent.

However if there is there anything I could help you with? "

Neither of you fit exactly what I am looking for. It's a bit of wood measurement really and your male half doesn't use the wood in the way I would like.

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"I'm on the nice list. We don't get the presents we really want though.

What present would you like ?

To be whisked away tonight to have my fantasy fulfilled.

I still want to know what this fantasy is lol

Might effect which list

Are fantasies enough to put you on the naughty list even when you haven't been able to enact them?

Suppose that's the difference between intention and intent.

However if there is there anything I could help you with?

Neither of you fit exactly what I am looking for. It's a bit of wood measurement really and your male half doesn't use the wood in the way I would like.

"

Thats OK I'm sure we can find a Theodolite for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isnt the list just one list of naughty but very very nice and can we repeat it ...... lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

when i'm naughty it's nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's nice to be naughty sometimes

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Isnt the list just one list of naughty but very very nice and can we repeat it ...... lol "

Mmmm, what nice but very, very naughty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isnt the list just one list of naughty but very very nice and can we repeat it ...... lol

Mmmm, what nice but very, very naughty? "

oh I can think of lots n lots that nice but very very norty

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Isnt the list just one list of naughty but very very nice and can we repeat it ...... lol

Mmmm, what nice but very, very naughty?

oh I can think of lots n lots that nice but very very norty "

Mmmm context please

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