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What's on your Ryder?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's the gig of the century, you are the star what do you need back stage before you go on?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

A book of stolen jokes to use during the gig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmalade sandwiches cut into triangles with no crusts ,,,

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

A basket of kittens and a massive bolt on the door so no one can make me go on stage and leave my new kitten babies!

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

Ryder????? - as in Winona?

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

A joint the size of a snooker cue .X 10.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd want a white padded room that was dimly lit. And there would be busty women pampering me.

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley

A bowl of M&M's with all the brown ones removed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd feel pretty bad demanding stuff tbh. Don't get the sense of entitlement some people get.

But, answering your question:

A kettle, a cup, some milk, sugar and Yorkshire Tea. That'd be enough for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Relentless energy drinks x4

20 sterling king size

12 pack of condoms

Tube of ky jelly

Multi pack of walkers crisps (salt and vinigar at removed)

Bowl of liquorice all sorts

Fried chicken

Feather duster

Spatulas

Colouring books

16 glass bottles of cola

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bottle of crystal, a bottle of Dom Perignon, a bottle of Krug and a case of Aldi for the guests.

A long size round bed with black satin sheets. A dozen dominos pizzas, various toppings both derp crust and thin and crispy. Two dozen freshly shucked oysters, a two kilowatt sound system. Full disco lights and a strobe light over the bed. Two white leather sofas for my bitches to wait on and.....

500 freshly circumcised jelly babies to snack on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A bottle of crystal, a bottle of Dom Perignon, a bottle of Krug and a case of Aldi for the guests.

A long size round bed with black satin sheets. A dozen dominos pizzas, various toppings both derp crust and thin and crispy. Two dozen freshly shucked oysters, a two kilowatt sound system. Full disco lights and a strobe light over the bed. Two white leather sofas for my bitches to wait on and.....

500 freshly circumcised jelly babies to snack on. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10 Victoria secret models

Wait I don't think I'd make it out of the dressing room!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A kebab from the Pharoah 2 in Belfast in 1996.. but they'd need to invent time travel to get it

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