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"May I apply to join you on the sofa? I want Funky to serve us." I don't think funky would behave himself as a serving boy. Although I can picture him in nothing but a little apron | |||
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"I like popping champagne corks" I don't pop my cork for every man I meet. | |||
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"My qualifications are listed below: Get your own bloody nibbles coz im not wasting good undies unless there's a serious amount of Baileys and Stollen cake involved! For your consideration...." There can be baileys as long as you pour it. | |||
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"My qualifications are listed below: Get your own bloody nibbles coz im not wasting good undies unless there's a serious amount of Baileys and Stollen cake involved! For your consideration.... There can be baileys as long as you pour it. " I have Stollen... | |||
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"My qualifications are listed below: Get your own bloody nibbles coz im not wasting good undies unless there's a serious amount of Baileys and Stollen cake involved! For your consideration.... There can be baileys as long as you pour it. I have Stollen..." I don't even know what stollen is!! | |||
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"My qualifications are listed below: Get your own bloody nibbles coz im not wasting good undies unless there's a serious amount of Baileys and Stollen cake involved! For your consideration...." The jobs yours!! One of the other slaves can get the nibbles!! And baileys on tap for you! And lickety has stollen | |||
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"My qualifications are listed below: Get your own bloody nibbles coz im not wasting good undies unless there's a serious amount of Baileys and Stollen cake involved! For your consideration.... There can be baileys as long as you pour it. I have Stollen... I don't even know what stollen is!! " Almond marzipan cake. | |||
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"Would i have to Shave my Legs " For what? What position are you applying for? | |||
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"My qualifications are listed below: Get your own bloody nibbles coz im not wasting good undies unless there's a serious amount of Baileys and Stollen cake involved! For your consideration.... There can be baileys as long as you pour it. I have Stollen... I don't even know what stollen is!! Almond marzipan cake." Oh god that sounds like my worst nightmare. no stollen for me! | |||
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"Would i have to Shave my Legs " Which half of the couple is this?? | |||
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"My qualifications are listed below: Get your own bloody nibbles coz im not wasting good undies unless there's a serious amount of Baileys and Stollen cake involved! For your consideration.... There can be baileys as long as you pour it. I have Stollen... I don't even know what stollen is!! Almond marzipan cake. Oh god that sounds like my worst nightmare. no stollen for me! " I have dark chocolate cherry liqueurs too. | |||
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"My qualifications are listed below: Get your own bloody nibbles coz im not wasting good undies unless there's a serious amount of Baileys and Stollen cake involved! For your consideration.... There can be baileys as long as you pour it. I have Stollen... I don't even know what stollen is!! Almond marzipan cake. Oh god that sounds like my worst nightmare. no stollen for me! I have dark chocolate cherry liqueurs too." They sound nice! What sort of slave would you like lickety?? X | |||
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"My qualifications are listed below: Get your own bloody nibbles coz im not wasting good undies unless there's a serious amount of Baileys and Stollen cake involved! For your consideration.... There can be baileys as long as you pour it. I have Stollen... I don't even know what stollen is!! Almond marzipan cake. Oh god that sounds like my worst nightmare. no stollen for me! I have dark chocolate cherry liqueurs too. They sound nice! What sort of slave would you like lickety?? X" Ideally Funky. He knows what I need. | |||
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"My qualifications are listed below: Get your own bloody nibbles coz im not wasting good undies unless there's a serious amount of Baileys and Stollen cake involved! For your consideration.... The jobs yours!! One of the other slaves can get the nibbles!! And baileys on tap for you! And lickety has stollen " *Slides down suspiciously well lubed pole to the tranny cave and the pink mobile* | |||
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" Ideally Funky. He knows what I need. " I think we all know what you need | |||
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" Ideally Funky. He knows what I need. I think we all know what you need " | |||
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"Would i have to Shave my Legs For what? What position are you applying for? " All of them...I'm so Easy lol | |||
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"Would i have to Shave my Legs For what? What position are you applying for? All of them...I'm so Easy lol " Do you have a maids outfit? | |||
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"Would i have to Shave my Legs For what? What position are you applying for? All of them...I'm so Easy lol Do you have a maids outfit? " I have a Black binliner and a Cooks Apron, I'm sure i can borrow a pair of Nettes Frilly Drawers, Maybe even Share em | |||
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"Would i have to Shave my Legs For what? What position are you applying for? All of them...I'm so Easy lol Do you have a maids outfit? I have a Black binliner and a Cooks Apron, I'm sure i can borrow a pair of Nettes Frilly Drawers, Maybe even Share em " Your prepared to wear ladies undies? The jobs yours | |||
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"Would i have to Shave my Legs For what? What position are you applying for? All of them...I'm so Easy lol Do you have a maids outfit? I have a Black binliner and a Cooks Apron, I'm sure i can borrow a pair of Nettes Frilly Drawers, Maybe even Share em Your prepared to wear ladies undies? The jobs yours " Told ya i was Easy..Quite Fancy seeing Nette dressed as a Butler..Minus the Frilly Drawers | |||
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"Is this vacancy now closed " Depends what you would like to apply for? I am sure we could fit you both in!! | |||
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" Ideally Funky. He knows what I need. I think we all know what you need " I need broadband/WiFi, television and phone back. I have no choice but to sit on the sofa now. I can't do any work. | |||
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"Is this vacancy now closed Depends what you would like to apply for? I am sure we could fit you both in!! " Oh I say, we can do all sorts of positions | |||
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"Is this vacancy now closed Depends what you would like to apply for? I am sure we could fit you both in!! Oh I say, we can do all sorts of positions " Perhaps you should show us your positions | |||
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"I actually find this the most offensive thread I've ever seen on here Well jel I didn't think of this idea myself " Just do what I did and plant your bottie next to Hottie's. | |||
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"I actually find this the most offensive thread I've ever seen on here Well jel I didn't think of this idea myself " Shirley Not! you were just too shy n retiring to ask first | |||
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"I actually find this the most offensive thread I've ever seen on here Well jel I didn't think of this idea myself Just do what I did and plant your bottie next to Hottie's." And what's wrong with my bottie?? What's hottie got that I haven't!! Pppffffttt favoritism | |||
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"I actually find this the most offensive thread I've ever seen on here Well jel I didn't think of this idea myself Just do what I did and plant your bottie next to Hottie's." Oh good idea , move over ladies, incoming | |||
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"I actually find this the most offensive thread I've ever seen on here Well jel I didn't think of this idea myself Shirley Not! you were just too shy n retiring to ask first " Awww see I knew someone out there knew the real me | |||
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"I actually find this the most offensive thread I've ever seen on here Well jel I didn't think of this idea myself Just do what I did and plant your bottie next to Hottie's. And what's wrong with my bottie?? What's hottie got that I haven't!! Pppffffttt favoritism " I am all over your bottie already. Plus one of me equals all three of you put together. | |||
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"Think we are going to need a bigger sofa...." Now all I can think is that there is a film quote about getting something bigger and I can't think what it is or what film it's from | |||
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"Think we are going to need a bigger sofa...." Man made? | |||
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"Think we are going to need a bigger sofa.... Now all I can think is that there is a film quote about getting something bigger and I can't think what it is or what film it's from " Buns... Calendar Girls | |||
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"Think we are going to need a bigger sofa.... Now all I can think is that there is a film quote about getting something bigger and I can't think what it is or what film it's from " I think were going to need a Bigger Sofa..From Hotties do South East Fab ? | |||
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"Hottie....... We are going to need more slaves " Erm yes if you don't mind I'm running round like crazy here topping up these cocktails! I'm roasting would Madame allow me to remove my pinny.. Danny's already down to the bow tie!! Eekkk | |||
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"Hottie....... We are going to need more slaves Erm yes if you don't mind I'm running round like crazy here topping up these cocktails! I'm roasting would Madame allow me to remove my pinny.. Danny's already down to the bow tie!! Eekkk " Oh hell yeah! Just get them off!! What's Danny been stirring our cocktails with? | |||
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"Well I would gladly volunteer , but I ain't wearing no " budgie smugglers" or owt like that . Happy to pop the Tux on for you though . " Ere who are you calling "Pop" | |||
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"Well I would gladly volunteer , but I ain't wearing no " budgie smugglers" or owt like that . Happy to pop the Tux on for you though . " feel very free Mr.suited | |||
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"Hottie....... We are going to need more slaves Erm yes if you don't mind I'm running round like crazy here topping up these cocktails! I'm roasting would Madame allow me to remove my pinny.. Danny's already down to the bow tie!! Eekkk Oh hell yeah! Just get them off!! What's Danny been stirring our cocktails with? " His 'cock' tail stirrer | |||
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"Hottie....... We are going to need more slaves Erm yes if you don't mind I'm running round like crazy here topping up these cocktails! I'm roasting would Madame allow me to remove my pinny.. Danny's already down to the bow tie!! Eekkk Oh hell yeah! Just get them off!! What's Danny been stirring our cocktails with? His 'cock' tail stirrer " God I can never leave him for a min, passes Danny a mermaid shaped stirrer. And looks at Danny sorry ladies | |||
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"Sooo ladies what's your tipple any requests? " Is danny in his santa outfit ? | |||
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"Sooo ladies what's your tipple any requests? Is danny in his santa outfit ? " Pmp he's currently in his bow tie and wellies and stirring these poor ahem innocent ladies drinks, with his own personal stirrer | |||
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"Think we are going to need a bigger sofa.... Now all I can think is that there is a film quote about getting something bigger and I can't think what it is or what film it's from Buns... Calendar Girls" You are blooming amazing , thank you thank you xx | |||
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"Dont beat me...sorry im late, in the middle of making a marshmallow/crispy house. Now what do you want me to do...wheres me knickers?" Jules Five mins you've been here and uve lost your knickers | |||
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"Sooo ladies what's your tipple any requests? " Hot chocolate with cream please | |||
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"Dont beat me...sorry im late, in the middle of making a marshmallow/crispy house. Now what do you want me to do...wheres me knickers? Jules Five mins you've been here and uve lost your knickers " No hope for me xx | |||
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"Sooo ladies what's your tipple any requests? Hot chocolate with cream please " For you sexy moo, cream and choice curls | |||
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"I'm applying for the sofa position " Ohhh here's trouble vodka? For miss chops? | |||
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"Dont beat me...sorry im late, in the middle of making a marshmallow/crispy house. Now what do you want me to do...wheres me knickers? Jules Five mins you've been here and uve lost your knickers No hope for me xx" I'm in need of some help here woman never mind swinging your draws about your head.. I've give up with Danny all he seems to be wanting to do is stir ladies cocktails ... With his friendly member! | |||
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"Lucy and I have decided that it would be nice to have a day snuggled on the sofa being waited on hand and foot, champers, choccy etc. She would like a sexy man dressed in ladies lingerie and I would just like a sexy man. Maybe a sexy lady in a French maids outfit too.. So anyone wishing to apply for the positions of 'slave for a day' please apply below, stating any qualifications or skills which you think will help you fill the position. " This is brilliant lol | |||
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"Just so we are clear girls if I am putting the Tux on then I insist I serve the COCK tails " Oh no you don't that's my job you can help, but I'm head waitress mr | |||
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"There's not much room left on this sofa " Oh FFs and where have you been eh? I've been standing here for hours... It's very hard you know trying to stop Danny running amok! With his stirrer pmsl | |||
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"There's not much room left on this sofa Oh FFs and where have you been eh? I've been standing here for hours... It's very hard you know trying to stop Danny running amok! With his stirrer pmsl " Sorry I must have dropped off! | |||
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"There's not much room left on this sofa Oh FFs and where have you been eh? I've been standing here for hours... It's very hard you know trying to stop Danny running amok! With his stirrer pmsl Sorry I must have dropped off! " Well I resign some bloody employer you are... come on Danny put that bloody stirrer away! | |||
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"There's not much room left on this sofa Oh FFs and where have you been eh? I've been standing here for hours... It's very hard you know trying to stop Danny running amok! With his stirrer pmsl Sorry I must have dropped off! Well I resign some bloody employer you are... come on Danny put that bloody stirrer away! " Oh no you don't!! You signed a contract!! Pleaseeeeeeee stay!! | |||
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"There's not much room left on this sofa Oh FFs and where have you been eh? I've been standing here for hours... It's very hard you know trying to stop Danny running amok! With his stirrer pmsl Sorry I must have dropped off! Well I resign some bloody employer you are... come on Danny put that bloody stirrer away! Oh no you don't!! You signed a contract!! Pleaseeeeeeee stay!! " I'm sleeping I've been over worked and under paid feck knows what uve all done to Danny... But he keeps prodding me with his cock and saying .... Stir Madame | |||
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"There's not much room left on this sofa Oh FFs and where have you been eh? I've been standing here for hours... It's very hard you know trying to stop Danny running amok! With his stirrer pmsl Sorry I must have dropped off! Well I resign some bloody employer you are... come on Danny put that bloody stirrer away! Oh no you don't!! You signed a contract!! Pleaseeeeeeee stay!! I'm sleeping I've been over worked and under paid feck knows what uve all done to Danny... But he keeps prodding me with his cock and saying .... Stir Madame " You take a rest my dear!! Danny looks shagged | |||
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"I'll do it - but i have a very demanding rider!! Cake - chocolate fudge JD - 1 bottle Haagen Dazs - Cookies & Cream Red Wine - Wolf Blass Presidents Selection Shiraz Biscuits - Chocolate Hob Nobs Hot Dogs - 6 Ribena - 2 bottles Popping Candy - 3 bags " That's all fine as long as you fetch them yourself. We're on the sofa. Although if you rummage around my bag you may find some popping candy. | |||
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"Can I take a turn on the sofa my feet are killing me" Go on, take my seat it's about time I went for a wee. | |||
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"There's not much room left on this sofa Oh FFs and where have you been eh? I've been standing here for hours... It's very hard you know trying to stop Danny running amok! With his stirrer pmsl Sorry I must have dropped off! Well I resign some bloody employer you are... come on Danny put that bloody stirrer away! Oh no you don't!! You signed a contract!! Pleaseeeeeeee stay!! I'm sleeping I've been over worked and under paid feck knows what uve all done to Danny... But he keeps prodding me with his cock and saying .... Stir Madame You take a rest my dear!! Danny looks shagged " Pmsl yes more than likely hmm | |||
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