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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...requires a calculator.

Once upon a time there was a lady in the year 1384 who wanted 45 children (so, type in 138445 on the calculator). She went to see the doctor, and the doctor said 'oh' (type in 0 after - 1384450). He gave her two tablets (type in 2 - 13844502). And for her to take those tablets four times a day (multiply the number by 4 - 13844502 x 4). And she ended up (press equal to reveal the answer).

...welcome to an insight in to my childhood. The teachers were not pleased with me showing these to everyone lol. Mind you, the story had to be changed a bit as the story we used when i was in school a bit inappropriate.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Kids still do this.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Kids still do this. "

And they still look up rude words in the dictionary.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do they?

Hahaha. It used to be so cool before. If i had a calculator in my hand the teachers knew why i had it. They used to always stop me in my tracks!! So wasn't fair.

...hence, i got to see a fair bit of the wall when i was in school lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, I had much delight in showing our kids you could write words on calculators!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember this!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Glad it wasn't just during my childhood that lol.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Glad it wasn't just during my childhood that lol.

"

No, us oldies did it too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Glad it wasn't just during my childhood that lol.

No, us oldies did it too."

I'm going to have to start using my cheesy lines on you too it seems. Your only as old as the person you feel a wise man once said.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Glad it wasn't just during my childhood that lol.

No, us oldies did it too.

I'm going to have to start using my cheesy lines on you too it seems. Your only as old as the person you feel a wise man once said.

"

I'll make sure I hug the 9 year olds tonight then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Glad it wasn't just during my childhood that lol.

No, us oldies did it too.

I'm going to have to start using my cheesy lines on you too it seems. Your only as old as the person you feel a wise man once said.

I'll make sure I hug the 9 year olds tonight then.

"

Don't squeeze them for too long. You may get a punch lol. That's what i got the other day from my aunt's kid...all i wanted was a kiss. And got myself a knockout.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Glad it wasn't just during my childhood that lol.

No, us oldies did it too.

I'm going to have to start using my cheesy lines on you too it seems. Your only as old as the person you feel a wise man once said.

I'll make sure I hug the 9 year olds tonight then.

Don't squeeze them for too long. You may get a punch lol. That's what i got the other day from my aunt's kid...all i wanted was a kiss. And got myself a knockout.

"

That never happens. We have cuddly kids here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Glad it wasn't just during my childhood that lol.

No, us oldies did it too.

I'm going to have to start using my cheesy lines on you too it seems. Your only as old as the person you feel a wise man once said.

I'll make sure I hug the 9 year olds tonight then.

Don't squeeze them for too long. You may get a punch lol. That's what i got the other day from my aunt's kid...all i wanted was a kiss. And got myself a knockout.

That never happens. We have cuddly kids here."

I got violent ones down here

...but those buggers love chicken an all. So, all good - i train them well you see.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

I'm going to have to start using my cheesy lines on you too it seems. Your only as old as the person you feel a wise man once said.

I'll make sure I hug the 9 year olds tonight then.

Don't squeeze them for too long. You may get a punch lol. That's what i got the other day from my aunt's kid...all i wanted was a kiss. And got myself a knockout.

That never happens. We have cuddly kids here.

I got violent ones down here

...but those buggers love chicken an all. So, all good - i train them well you see.

"

They like chicken too. I was seriously considering getting the older one a Nandos gift card for Christmas.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I'm going to have to start using my cheesy lines on you too it seems. Your only as old as the person you feel a wise man once said.

I'll make sure I hug the 9 year olds tonight then.

Don't squeeze them for too long. You may get a punch lol. That's what i got the other day from my aunt's kid...all i wanted was a kiss. And got myself a knockout.

That never happens. We have cuddly kids here.

I got violent ones down here

...but those buggers love chicken an all. So, all good - i train them well you see.

They like chicken too. I was seriously considering getting the older one a Nandos gift card for Christmas."

This may be hard to believe. But, i have never been to Nandos. And you should. Chicken is not just for Christmas. Chicken is for life.

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By *ouplefunukCouple
over a year ago

North Bristol

Ours was slightly different.

A girl the age of 13 had a size 84 bra but she wanted a size 45, so she went to the doctor & he said 0, take 2 tablets x a day but she took 4 and ended up.....

I can't believe I remember this lol.

*Her*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ours was slightly different.

A girl the age of 13 had a size 84 bra but she wanted a size 45, so she went to the doctor & he said 0, take 2 tablets x a day but she took 4 and ended up.....

I can't believe I remember this lol.

*Her*"

That was my one too. But i had to amend it lol

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