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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What if as common as public toilets were public wanking machines, that used the best technology available with %100 hygiene, where you pay a small fee and it performed a automated service whist you chose your desired erotic, 5 quid for five minutes of the best mechanical wank you've ever had. Bored of shopping with the wife and kids, "I'm just nipping to the wank bank", shit day at work? Get down the wank bank, didn't pull on a night out "fuck it i've got a fiver off to the wank bank" I truly believe it would have a positive effect on society.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

My right hand is free and is always with me, should the need arise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be scared in case it had been vandalised and instead it chewed my pride and joy off down to the base

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By *rsK69Woman
over a year ago

Neath


"I would be scared in case it had been vandalised and instead it chewed my pride and joy off down to the base "

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'd smile if there was a spangly looking machine on the wall. You insert cock into machine, all sorts of noises begin, lights flash and unbeknownst to you, there is a chap sat behind the wall who does all the work

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Your imagination is a vast wank bank!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Have you seen the big bang theory where Howard's robot hand gets stuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What if as common as public toilets were public wanking machines, that used the best technology available with %100 hygiene, where you pay a small fee and it performed a automated service whist you chose your desired erotic, 5 quid for five minutes of the best mechanical wank you've ever had. Bored of shopping with the wife and kids, "I'm just nipping to the wank bank", shit day at work? Get down the wank bank, didn't pull on a night out "fuck it i've got a fiver off to the wank bank" I truly believe it would have a positive effect on society."

It won't take Five minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you seen the big bang theory where Howard's robot hand gets stuck "

Lol yeah good point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring on the Orgasmatron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It'll be strange though as you'd go in, lay and set timer, etc. yet you maybe able to go longer or won't be able to last. So what maybe better is if you could record who you are in those machines and then when you go in for the second time the machine knows how long to go on for, etc and if you need to be done quicker, you can adjust it as its doing it. Kind of like the settings on a treadmill, lol,

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

We already have them - the called Weatherspoons ..

Hubby and me were in for a Drink and something to eat..

Hubby went to the toilets and some stranger guy offered to give him a free wank or a Blow-job !!!

He quickly refused his offer.. and returned to our table looking slightly embarrassed lol

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By *amie0151Man
over a year ago

Wallasey


"What if as common as public toilets were public wanking machines, that used the best technology available with %100 hygiene, where you pay a small fee and it performed a automated service whist you chose your desired erotic, 5 quid for five minutes of the best mechanical wank you've ever had. Bored of shopping with the wife and kids, "I'm just nipping to the wank bank", shit day at work? Get down the wank bank, didn't pull on a night out "fuck it i've got a fiver off to the wank bank" I truly believe it would have a positive effect on society."

I think Dyson might be thinking of inventing one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We already have them - the called Weatherspoons ..

Hubby and me were in for a Drink and something to eat..

Hubby went to the toilets and some stranger guy offered to give him a free wank or a Blow-job !!!

He quickly refused his offer.. and returned to our table looking slightly embarrassed lol "

You only get a splash of aftershave and a lolly in our Witherspoons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd smile if there was a spangly looking machine on the wall. You insert cock into machine, all sorts of noises begin, lights flash and unbeknownst to you, there is a chap sat behind the wall who does all the work "

Lols how funny would that be

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

It could be done like a video game except you provide your own joystick...it could be called " milk race " and it could display the top ten fastest cummers.....

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..


"It could be done like a video game except you provide your own joystick...it could be called " milk race " and it could display the top ten fastest cummers.....

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Guys could have their own version - What machine was the best !!!

never ending - with newer machines ending up costing more than a back street BJ..

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