FabSwingers.com forum: The most shocking experiment ever!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

On another thread someone said that a female profile with no pics or text would still get mail. I said I doubted that...

So I put men on my 'looking for' list... and I've so far had 8 new guys contact me in the last couple of hours.

I don't know what to think. I'm not really shocked or surprised. More disappointed that some men are so desperate that they would mail a frickin shoe!!!

No mail from couples or females. I shall add them to my 'looking for' list and see what happens next.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

when I first joined I had no pic and got mail saying you look nice lol doh

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

That's nothing. I knew a guy that set up a fake female profile and even said in his profile it was a fake profile and not to contact as it was a guy but he got loads of messages of 'hey babe' 'you look hot'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"when I first joined I had no pic and got mail saying you look nice lol doh"

lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More disappointed that some men are so desperate that they would mail a frickin shoe!!!"

What's that saying?

'If the shoe's fit'

Or something?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I've had my profile hidden with no pictures for almost a year and still get some messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did something similar myself and was almost upset that the picture-less 'will fill in later' profile got more messages than my real one

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

It is true!

I experimented a few years ago now and all I had on my profile was 'will fill this in later'

Tons of messages saying 'love your profile' etc, I just laughed!

Sometimes, I think men should be more discerning! Aint gonna happen though!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i know, i think they have vivid imaginations and imagine you look like someone they would like to meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had my profile hidden with no pictures for almost a year and still get some messages

I had mine hidden for a year too and when I logged on after the year I had new mail too , no idea how or why that happened though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesnt it make you think there must be something wrong with them though.

To be so desperate.

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By *ovelybumCouple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

I've set up a single female account with just one picture and no more than few words a while ago for similar to yours reasons, and had over 1000 messages on the second day.

Still have the screenshot picture of the profile with the unread messages counter but unfortunately it was rejected when tried to upload.

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

"I've had my profile hidden with no pictures for almost a year and still get some messages

same here ... profile hidden, status saying not meeting, all pics in private, still get told "love your profile" and "read your profile and think i'm what your looking for ... also, "love your pics, you look really hot"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to know someone who had a blanl profile and no pictures. She said it was an excellent filter as it made people think when messaging her

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

Thanks for that .............I now know the secret of a successful profile............

A Blank one .............

I'll keep you informed of my progress

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Used to know someone who had a blanl profile and no pictures. She said it was an excellent filter as it made people think when messaging her"

Good point. I have had an interesting mail in the midst of the others that are not-quite-so-interesting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've had my profile hidden with no pictures for almost a year and still get some messages

I miss your flasher mac.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did something similar myself and was almost upset that the picture-less 'will fill in later' profile got more messages than my real one

I have pics of me on another profile and that one never gets mail.

I'm crying now. I am going to hide under the stairs.

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By *rsK69Woman
over a year ago

Neath

I often get messages saying how stunning I look in my profile. There are some clever fuckers on here obviously

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

The female posters on this thread so far seem to be realists. I hope more of your sisters who think they are God's gift to swinging read it and get some perspective.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I often get messages saying how stunning I look in my profile. There are some clever fuckers on here obviously

snap..........they can only see me tits

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"The female posters on this thread so far seem to be realists. I hope more of your sisters who think they are God's gift to swinging read it and get some perspective. "

As I said on my post above!

Ain't gonna happen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I often get messages saying how stunning I look in my profile. There are some clever fuckers on here obviously

snap..........they can only see me tits

Yes but they like your tits a lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I often get messages saying how stunning I look in my profile. There are some clever fuckers on here obviously

snap..........they can only see me tits

Yes but they like your tits a lot.

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

"I often get messages saying how stunning I look in my profile. There are some clever fuckers on here obviously

snap..........they can only see me tits

Yes but they like your tits a lot.

Yes i do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It maybe because its coming upto Chrimbo

hugs x

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I think there are a bunch of people who wait just for new female profiles to appear and a group that keep an eye on the hidden profiles.

Whenever I hide I get a flurry of messages from people I have had contact from before the moment I go live again. Strange.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when I first joined I had no pic and got mail saying you look nice lol doh"

lol.imagination is a wonderful thing .lol.cxpoppyxx

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"I often get messages saying how stunning I look in my profile. There are some clever fuckers on here obviously

snap..........they can only see me tits

But they are splendid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I often get messages saying how stunning I look in my profile. There are some clever fuckers on here obviously

snap..........they can only see me tits

But they are splendid

Though not as splendid as yours tina

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Though not as splendid as yours tina

Aww, boobie hug I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Though not as splendid as yours tina

Aww, boobie hug I think

"Kerrrrboing"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On another thread someone said that a female profile with no pics or text would still get mail. I said I doubted that...

So I put men on my 'looking for' list... and I've so far had 8 new guys contact me in the last couple of hours.

I don't know what to think. I'm not really shocked or surprised. More disappointed that some men are so desperate that they would mail a frickin shoe!!!

No mail from couples or females. I shall add them to my 'looking for' list and see what happens next.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes they do as apparently my black avatar I had when I first signed up was sexy to quite a few guys

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By *ussyGalore and Mr OCouple
over a year ago

A House

Haha love this thread

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"I've had my profile hidden with no pictures for almost a year and still get some messages

Yep, same here especially if I've written on the forums. There are some tragic men on here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think there are a bunch of people who wait just for new female profiles to appear and a group that keep an eye on the hidden profiles.

Whenever I hide I get a flurry of messages from people I have had contact from before the moment I go live again. Strange."

A lot must mail whoever is online, no matter where they are in the country.

And some just mail because they like my shoe. Not getting big headed here but my one shoe is mighhhhty fiiiine.

(joke)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The only 'unsolicited' mail was from men. Possibly not an accurate experiment but it appears that women and couples need more than a shoe and a few dots to get them horny enough to mail. But (some) guys will mail anything.

Back to being invisible again... phew!! I'm going to stick to my tried and tested methods of flirting.

Right... where's my baseball bat.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" some men are so desperate that they would mail a frickin shoe!!!

That tells me that you have not met certain women from this site... or they would have pinched your shoe

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Ok - here's how it works in the eyes of a common or garden single male:

*10:30pm on a Friday night at the local pub.

Bill: Alright Ted, how's it going?

Ted: Bit frustrated Bill, to be honest

Bill: Whats up, mrs healed over again?

Ted: yea, not had anything for four days now. Been searching the net, but all the sites I have joined, you have to pay to read your messages. Then when you finally get one, it turns out to be a site generated bot.

Bill: Ah you're looking in the wrong place mate. Georgie Porgie was telling us all at footie the other day about a great site. It's called Fab Swingers. It's absolutely heaving with single women gagging for instant sex.

Ted: Yea righto bud, in you're dreams!

Bill: I shit you not Ted. It's completely free and you can send as many messages as you want. There's even couples where the bloke will let you join in and do his mrs up the wrong un!

Ted: Fuck me, I'll have some of that. Cheers Bill.

Bill: No worries. If you get a fit one, put a word in for me. Another pint for the road?

Ted: Nope, I'm off to check this shit out. I'm bursting my boxers here. Laters dude.

Bill: Seeya Ted. You may want to go in the bog and take a pic of your cock first.

So; armed with this information, a half pissed Ted stumbles home and creates himself a very sparse 'Anal Intruder' profile, with his recently taken cock pic.

There is a section of the site called new women. This shows all recently created profiles by single women.

In his beer addled thoughts, Ted reckons if he targets these, he will have a higher chance of success. It's an untapped market of horny biatches.

Not wanting to waste any time, he types out a one handed message whilst trying to contain his ever growing cock.

'Hey babe, love your profile. Fancy a fuck? I can come over straight away'

He then copies this before sending it to the first profile on the list without even bothering to read it. What's the point in reading it? After all he just wants a shag, not a posh meal at the local Berni Inn.

After sending the first one, he then works his way down the list, firing the same message out to every newbie within a 400 mile radius.

Ted sits back with a satisfied grin on his face. He can't believe how easy this is. Then out of all those messages he gets a single response. His swollen cock practically explodes with the excitement !

*This then leads into the time waster explanation which I can't be arsed to type out.....

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Ok - here's how it works in the eyes of a common or garden single male: