FabSwingers.com forum: Who is buying their pet a christmas present?

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I think I might

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My daughter has bought stockings for the cats

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"My daughter has bought stockings for the cats "
Fishnet or Seamed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My boys always get a prezzie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My daughter has bought stockings for the cats Fishnet or Seamed?

Fishnet of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me. cat.stocking

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By *hebrummiesCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

We don't have a traditional christmas dinner, we have fillet steak, egg and chips... the cats all get their own fillet steak on christmas day...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blake has one from me, two from mum and one from my grandma!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmy has a new collar, purple sparkly one, he will get a new toy and also a lap mat thing.

I don't have children.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We don't have a traditional christmas dinner, we have fillet steak, egg and chips... the cats all get their own fillet steak on christmas day...

Can my cats visit your house on xmas day? They'd very much like to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was hoping to make my rats new hammocks but can't find any cheap christmassy fleece

They will get a roast dinner tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I might

Traditionally,my dogs have a Christmas Dinner on Boxing day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the cats might get a poundshop stocking. I'm not doing christmas until the 28th when the kids come home from their dads tho

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By *lentyoffun40Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire

Yes without doubt

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i used to buy my cats stockings but they dont like any of the treats in the and dont play with any of the toys....boring sods

i may buy them a scratching post though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha I'd be brassick, two cats and two very wrinkly doggies, I've no doubt they'll get their fill of turkey this crimbo

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By *nJ_NW_cplCouple
over a year ago

wirral

We have ordered new toys for our kids guinea pigs (or the grandkids as we like to call them).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We don't have a traditional christmas dinner, we have fillet steak, egg and chips... the cats all get their own fillet steak on christmas day...

Can my cats visit your house on xmas day? They'd very much like to.

Never mind the cats I'd pay a visit myself! Fillet steak oh yes please

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By *ebsCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Orpington/london

All the pets get presents in our house from the dogs to the hamsters. The dogs also get new outfits to wear on the day

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By *hebrummiesCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

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By *hebrummiesCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"We don't have a traditional christmas dinner, we have fillet steak, egg and chips... the cats all get their own fillet steak on christmas day...

Can my cats visit your house on xmas day? They'd very much like to.

lol, with the number of strays we get through the cat flap an additional two on Christmas day would be welcomed! - and yes, no doubt if they appeared at the right time, end up with a fillet steak!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why on earth do folk do it beats me i love my dog to bits but jeeze folks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our dogs have a stocking with there initial on it gets filled with wrapped goodies. They love chewing the paper to get the treats out lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our cats are going to be nicely stoned this year - catnip sacks all round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will be because its our pups first Christmas with us. Just dreading waking up one morning seeing the tree knocked over though! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We don't have a traditional christmas dinner, we have fillet steak, egg and chips... the cats all get their own fillet steak on christmas day...

Can my cats visit your house on xmas day? They'd very much like to.

lol, with the number of strays we get through the cat flap an additional two on Christmas day would be welcomed! - and yes, no doubt if they appeared at the right time, end up with a fillet steak!"

We've got 5 cats at the moment, but one's a biscuitarian - can you stretch the steak to four?!

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By *hebrummiesCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I will be because its our pups first Christmas with us. Just dreading waking up one morning seeing the tree knocked over though! Lol

Ha ha, I remember having four new kittens in the house one christmas - we ended up tying the Christmas tree to a hook we put in the wall... worked a treat, but regularly found a kitten in the branches of the tree fast asleep!

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By *hebrummiesCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"We don't have a traditional christmas dinner, we have fillet steak, egg and chips... the cats all get their own fillet steak on christmas day...

Can my cats visit your house on xmas day? They'd very much like to.

lol, with the number of strays we get through the cat flap an additional two on Christmas day would be welcomed! - and yes, no doubt if they appeared at the right time, end up with a fillet steak!

We've got 5 cats at the moment, but one's a biscuitarian - can you stretch the steak to four?!

lmso... we're in Eastbourne this weekend, we'll take a side trip and just bring a full fillet along! Should have some whiskas dentibits somewhere fore the bisuitarian too....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will be because its our pups first Christmas with us. Just dreading waking up one morning seeing the tree knocked over though! Lol

Aww ive had cats all my life so can picture that, our puppy is a bit too big to be sitting in the tree though! Haha

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By *hebrummiesCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Aww ive had cats all my life so can picture that, our puppy is a bit too big to be sitting in the tree though! Haha "

Might be an idea to explain that to him before setting the tree up though, in my experience puppies tend to believe everything is done just for them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lizards be getting something we already have 1 tortoise

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"The lizards be getting something we already have 1 tortoise

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What do you buy a lizard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The lizards be getting something we already have 1 tortoise

What do you buy a lizard?"

Lettuce

locusts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The lizards be getting something we already have 1 tortoise

What do you buy a lizard?"

A really small bobble-hat and scarf?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"The lizards be getting something we already have 1 tortoise

What do you buy a lizard?

A really small bobble-hat and scarf?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and proud to admit that I treat my cats to some nice cat milk every year

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

I'm making stockings for my 4 cats and will hang them on the mantlepiece. They will be filled with toys (they do actually play with toys) Dreamies and catnip. After they've had their presents I will make us all a nice chicken dinner.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I'm making stockings for my 4 cats and will hang them on the mantlepiece. They will be filled with toys (they do actually play with toys) Dreamies and catnip. After they've had their presents I will make us all a nice chicken dinner.

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Oh bless...catnip...that makes em go doolaley.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might it depends if she is good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nacho is getting a new collar and harness and a big rawhide bone from me and he will get other wee bits and pieces from family members and not forgetting his share of dinner lol

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Nacho is getting a new collar and harness and a big rawhide bone from me and he will get other wee bits and pieces from family members and not forgetting his share of dinner lol"
Love the name Nacho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nacho is getting a new collar and harness and a big rawhide bone from me and he will get other wee bits and pieces from family members and not forgetting his share of dinner lolLove the name Nacho.

Now just need a dog called novo so i can shout nacho novo in the park

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shirley pup will have a new collar, and some balls because shes obsessed with them.

Fluffy arse will have a new flee collar.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Nacho is getting a new collar and harness and a big rawhide bone from me and he will get other wee bits and pieces from family members and not forgetting his share of dinner lolLove the name Nacho.

Now just need a dog called novo so i can shout nacho novo in the park

haha"

....love it!

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

The new range of dog scents sounds awesome, fully tested as dog "safe"

Kennel #9

Old spike

To name but a few, google for the full range

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"Nacho is getting a new collar and harness and a big rawhide bone from me and he will get other wee bits and pieces from family members and not forgetting his share of dinner lolLove the name Nacho.

Now just need a dog called novo so i can shout nacho novo in the park

haha

....love it!

My Dad used to have a dog called Teddy then he got another and called it Bundy. It was a fair while before he realised what he was calling out to them.....Ted..Bundy..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wee kitty Bruno will be getting pressies. He's got an advent calendar and looks for it every morning, he loves the treats.

Poor sod gonna be sooo gutted xmas morning when he gets a little mouse in number 25!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my. baby Duchess meg.as got two new jumpers and a black leather coat with studs on each side saying i am a bitch dont mess with me lol also studded collar. and boots for each paw .if only you cud see her shes so funny for a parsons terrier. at 14 yrs old .but shes the best dressed pooch in my area .lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always buy my dog pressies .you get them to love them.have spent over a hundred pound on him before now ,I got him a fur arri once .lol.poppyxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the hell could i buy a turtle and two hermit crabs and six pond snails any suggestions

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"What the hell could i buy a turtle and two hermit crabs and six pond snails any suggestions "

Food treats, it's all animals ever really want!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The new range of dog scents sounds awesome, fully tested as dog "safe"

Kennel #9

Old spike

To name but a few, google for the full range

My local pet shop has them and they smell amazing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeap my 3 brats will all get beef leg bones new shavings in the houses & the heat lamps stay on. Lol. Outside dogs don't need much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love my 5 cats to distraction. Are they getting pressies? No. Do they know it's Christmas? No. Have they ever heard of the Baby Jesus? No. Am I the grumpy old sour puss? .....Don't even think about it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Our dogs have a stocking with there initial on it gets filled with wrapped goodies. They love chewing the paper to get the treats out lol. "

Thats because they are dogs not vecause they know its christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the pets get presents in our house from the dogs to the hamsters. The dogs also get new outfits to wear on the day

Outfits please tell me you do not dress them up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love my 5 cats to distraction. Are they getting pressies? No. Do they know it's Christmas? No. Have they ever heard of the Baby Jesus? No. Am I the grumpy old sour puss? .....Don't even think about it....

At last soneone else with grip on reality owners that dress dogs and cats up do it for own vanity nowt to do with what twats they make pets look like.

I love my dog to bits but end of day ge is a dog with own coat so why on earth get him another.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cat gets presents every day, its called breakfast, tea and supper....all lovingly made buy Whiskas and supplied by me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's on santas naughty list lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cat gets presents every day, its called breakfast, tea and supper....all lovingly made buy Whiskas and supplied by me.

My faith in other pet ownwrs restored I was beginning to think it was abnormal not to dress up pets for owners vanity. Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don't have a pet but if we did they wouldn't be getting sprouts with dinner as not really wanting a gift in return in the form of pup puffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My wee kitty Bruno will be getting pressies. He's got an advent calendar and looks for it every morning, he loves the treats.

Poor sod gonna be sooo gutted xmas morning when he gets a little mouse in number 25!!

Is that the dreamies one? Marmy had one last year, he loved the mouse x

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Slightly embarrassed to admit but yet (though it seems I am in good company lol).

I've got them one of those mouse-shaped led lights to chase around the place, which whilst it is a pressie for the cats, will provide much hilarity for the humans in the house!

They'll also get some treats and some posh cat food for christmas morning.

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"The new range of dog scents sounds awesome, fully tested as dog "safe"

Kennel #9

Old spike

To name but a few, google for the full range

My local pet shop has them and they smell amazing lol"

I need to swap my chanel and be more dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends if they deserve it , ain't no point splashing money on a pet who ain't doing what's it supposed to do ......

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

my dogs always get one

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I do sometimes but probably not this year. There's nothing they need and they already have more toys, blankets etc than they could ever use.

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By *ssexguy69Man
over a year ago

thurrock Essex

dont know what to get my budgie lol

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"dont know what to get my budgie lol

One of those seed things shaped as a bell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dont know what to get my budgie lol

A mirror so he thinks he has a friend

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"dont know what to get my budgie lol

A mirror so he thinks he has a friend"

Or a budgie friend

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

If only people were as easy to choose presents for as pets are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cat will have a stocking & & the dog has got a new Christmas jumper, a new coat and a few toys. Gotta love them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah going to get my pet spider who lives in the corner of my ceiling some insect spray x

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"Yeah going to get my pet spider who lives in the corner of my ceiling some insect spray x"

Mean! Let him live for Christmas!

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over a year ago

"Yeah going to get my pet spider who lives in the corner of my ceiling some insect spray x

Mean! Let him live for Christmas!"
ok but he dies boxing day xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dont know what to get my budgie lol

A mirror so he thinks he has a friend"
I might try that for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dont know what to get my budgie lol

A mirror so he thinks he has a friend"

Does he talk? Because they stop talking if they have a mirror

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"Yeah going to get my pet spider who lives in the corner of my ceiling some insect spray x

Mean! Let him live for Christmas! ok but he dies boxing day xx"

You could make him a little house outside and set him on his own way in the world.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"The cat will have a stocking & & the dog has got a new Christmas jumper, a new coat and a few toys. Gotta love them"

Dont you think that other dogs laugh at those that have been dressed in clothes?

Bit like us if we walked through the park naked, other humans would point and snigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suspected that 50% of the uk population was completely mad in the head. After reading most of the comments above this has been confirmed ! Presents for pets !! WTF !! They don't know what day it is or what we are celebrating, they definitely aren't religious (like most of the owners) and after they eaten or played with whatever present they have been bought 2 minutes later they have forgotten all about it (same as kids I suppose )

I'll just sit here shaking my head for a while.

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By *exualNeeds69Couple
over a year ago

Gatwick

The present we get for the dog is the wrapping paper she loves chewing it up and running around with it.

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By *occosboysCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Manchester

One way trip to the vet after urinating on an expensive rug. Harsh maybe but she's had a good innings 2 or 3 times her average pedigree lifespan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah going to get my pet spider who lives in the corner of my ceiling some insect spray x

Mean! Let him live for Christmas! ok but he dies boxing day xx

You could make him a little house outside and set him on his own way in the world."
I have let him live in my house for months . Enough charity

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