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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's secret santa time at work & I've been lucky enough to draw the short straw...I've got the person in the office that runs to the bosses every five min's telling tales on the rest of us to get in their good books

Do I get a really sarcastic 'this is what we really think of you' type gift or get the snake something nice, that she could use everyday...like cello-tape (for her mouth)

Your thoughts would be appreciated and...interesting! lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Be the bigger person and get something nice.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

no, I would give a neutral present... it is not worth lowering yourself to make a petty point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the budget

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Get her something to do with grass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy her a wooden spoon...

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Something subtle - a "little miss chatterbox" t-shirt maybe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the budget"

£15...but I'm looking in the more £14.99 region

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no, I would give a neutral present... it is not worth lowering yourself to make a petty point

this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy her something really nice, then she might feel guilty and stop doing it (at least for a while!).

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get her something to do with grass"

A bag of ? that's naughty!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Buy her something really nice, then she might feel guilty and stop doing it (at least for a while!)."

Make her feel appreciated you mean? Long term tactic's...I like it

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Get her something to do with grass

A bag of ? that's naughty!

or for legal reasons

Send 12 pics of grass, and items mentioned already to vista print and get her a calendar.

Or a voucher for a piece of turf

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

its xmas be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be nice, set up her profile on here and get her a subscription

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Be nice, set up her profile on here and get her a subscription

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

No point being unpleasant, it's not cricket.

DVD, book, ticket to the cinema or a comedy night (I'm keen on this as a present), colour changing brolly, remote control LED candles, etc

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Be nice, set up her profile on here and get her a subscription

Yea or go with some of the other revenge gift ideas on here and humiliate get in front of her colleagues when she opens it...hardly the embodiment of the Christmas spirit! Or get her something nice and address the problem in the new year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get her some nice fresh smelling perfume

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have to open the presents in front of each other, get her a dildo

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

well at least if he goes with some of the less kind ideas she wont need to run to anyone telling tales it'll be obvious for all to see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you have to open the presents in front of each other, get her a dildo"

Haha, that was going to be my answer too. A big, black 14" dildo.

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

How about some 'careless talk costs lives' coasters from the people who do the 'keep calm and carry on' stuff?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bath salts.

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