FabSwingers.com forum: Award yourself..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.. an award

So cmon if there was an award, what catergory would you want to win?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Most likely to fall asleep during the day.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

That's the category I'd be most likely to win anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i'll go for 'doodles funny designs on her face'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forum Observer " of the year, - I read but only sometimes comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Longest username fit on their cock'

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

The 'Distracted from Work' award. It would be a lemon with a missed deadline on it...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"'Longest username fit on their cock'"

id just write smaller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What I would like to win is the " most handsome man " award ......no fkin chance there

But what I could win is the " most filthy , dirty northern bastard (living in the south) " award

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Longest username fit on their cock'

id just write smaller

You have a cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thread Killer Queen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm putting myself down for "most likely to break herself"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"'Longest username fit on their cock'

id just write smaller

You have a cock?

lol if i did have one.. id just write smaller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thread Killer Queen

" Dynamite and a laser beam ........."

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

The cat whisperer

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I would totally kill the 'Best Time Travelling Pocket Fluff Collector' award

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe

Nicest looking pussy on fab xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Longest username fit on their cock'

id just write smaller

You have a cock?

lol if i did have one.. id just write smaller "

Smaller pens are scratchier, hence why I used a thick tipped marker

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The cat whisperer

id have given you 'lover of furry things'

covers cats, meercats and men in furr costumes that way lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"The cat whisperer

id have given you 'lover of furry things'

covers cats, meercats and men in furr costumes that way lol "
thats about right

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"'Longest username fit on their cock'

id just write smaller

You have a cock?

lol if i did have one.. id just write smaller

Smaller pens are scratchier, hence why I used a thick tipped marker

id write on your cock

id do it in pretty colours too

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Frozen CO2

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would totally kill the 'Best Time Travelling Pocket Fluff Collector' award"

yeah you'd deffo win that hands down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most hours spent perving award x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Longest username fit on their cock'

id just write smaller

You have a cock?

lol if i did have one.. id just write smaller

Smaller pens are scratchier, hence why I used a thick tipped marker

id write on your cock

id do it in pretty colours too

I already tried that, the reds, oranges, yellows and pinks didn't show up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Most hours spent perving award x"

manly jane mcdonald sound a like award

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabster you want to fuck but don't want anyone to know, cos they're not all that award lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most hours spent perving award x

manly jane mcdonald sound a like award

"
oh mcSassy had a farm . Ee yi ee yi oo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best Afro!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thread Killer Queen

" Dynamite and a laser beam ........." "

Drop of a hat she's as willing as...

Playful as a pussy cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best Afro!

Best Mankini

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Hat wearer of the year!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fabster you want to fuck but don't want anyone to know, cos they're not all that award lol

Going for the sympathy shag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would be Pretentious Twat of the Year or Best in Breed.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I would want to win 'nicest person to meet'. I would probably win 'person who writes most incomprehensible forum posts' award.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'd go for an award for getting away with it when out and about award.

However, I'd most likely win most surreal touch with reality award.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

The clean living and healthy diet award

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like to win the award given to the person who does the most over the top forum flounce-out after not being given a proper award in the first place…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like the "Learned an Awful Lot in 10 months Award" please and thank you

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The Bitch with A Bone award please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The "living furthest away from you" award

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

Could I win ...................

"Wanker of the Year 2013". award

Gees, I've really made the effort.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Thread Killer Queen

No competition Im afraid

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Thread Killer Queen

No competition Im afraid

You not only kill but you make some appear never to have been.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Not Living Up To Name award

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Not Living Up To Name award

You definitely win that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Not Living Up To Name award

You definitely win that! "

thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best sock or plaster cast

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

Best boots on fab award

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Thread Killer Queen

No competition Im afraid

You not only kill but you make some appear never to have been."

Ruggers and I have a season booked at Caesars Palace next year. We are still practising making the tigers disappear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thread Killer Queen

No competition Im afraid

You not only kill but you make some appear never to have been."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cat that got the cream award - for having 4 regular Fuck buddies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thread Killer Queen

No competition Im afraid

You not only kill but you make some appear never to have been."

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By *himanMan
over a year ago

chichester

Rear of the year !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chaos and Mayhem creator award

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d like to win the award given to the person who does the most over the top forum flounce-out after not being given a proper award in the first place…

I remember the speech lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Sarcastic, cheeky, miserable bitch!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cheeky bugger who is bringing 'sexy' in to the meggins and toe socks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fabster you want to fuck but don't want anyone to know, cos they're not all that award lol

Going for the sympathy shag? "

Hey, a shag is a shag lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Chaos and Mayhem creator award

joint award for most calamitous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rear of the year !!"
surely mines better bro,therefore the blowing my own trumpet award please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rear of the year !!surely mines better bro,therefore the blowing my own trumpet award please

You could crack walnuts between those steely buns.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I have a few awards from me:

Most unexpected post of 2013: Miss_Tress and her revelations of a relationship. That post had me beaming like a Cheshire cat as well as shaking my head in disbelief.

The Call Me Gullible post of 2013: Granny Crumpet. She had me convinced she was going to show her face and was genuinely asking for picture ideas.

The Liking Someone Who Stood Me Up award: this spans two years really. 2wheels of CrystalWheels stood me up but I liked them both when I met them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im giving myself a forum community award for starting the avatar challenge when we all became each other.. over 60 entrants with that one.

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