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"Lol...great post. Can we romp then gave the cup of tea? X "Yes we can simply because the word 'romp' isn't used enough these days | |||
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"Romp romp romp What a great word lol. Wit about "shaaaaaag" "Not a fan of 'shag' it's vulgar and juvenile and isn't appropriate for my sex moves as it implies a simple quickie | |||
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"But what about the sparks? The sparks from the fire I mean, not the sparks from the hot, hot loving." Danger turns me on, baby | |||
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"Well throw another log on the fire then and let's get to it! (then it's someone's turn to cook up some bacon and some beans)" *gets you in a headlock* | |||
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"Well throw another log on the fire then and let's get to it! (then it's someone's turn to cook up some bacon and some beans) *gets you in a headlock*" *zap!* sorry forgot to warn you about the 1970's nylon shagpile carpet! Sudden moves aren't advisable on it! | |||
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"Well throw another log on the fire then and let's get to it! (then it's someone's turn to cook up some bacon and some beans) *gets you in a headlock* *zap!* sorry forgot to warn you about the 1970's nylon shagpile carpet! Sudden moves aren't advisable on it!" I was thinking more of some sort of (faux) fur rug, but you've ruined any erotic element this once had. I hope you're happy | |||
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"Well throw another log on the fire then and let's get to it! (then it's someone's turn to cook up some bacon and some beans) *gets you in a headlock* *zap!* sorry forgot to warn you about the 1970's nylon shagpile carpet! Sudden moves aren't advisable on it! I was thinking more of some sort of (faux) fur rug, but you've ruined any erotic element this once had. I hope you're happy" I'm sorry, I just thought it was important to be honest right from the start, before we got too serious. I should also have mentioned the rug is brown, a hideous brown that only the 1970's could have conjured. Again. I'm sorry.  | |||
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"Well throw another log on the fire then and let's get to it! (then it's someone's turn to cook up some bacon and some beans) *gets you in a headlock* *zap!* sorry forgot to warn you about the 1970's nylon shagpile carpet! Sudden moves aren't advisable on it! I was thinking more of some sort of (faux) fur rug, but you've ruined any erotic element this once had. I hope you're happy I'm sorry, I just thought it was important to be honest right from the start, before we got too serious. I should also have mentioned the rug is brown, a hideous brown that only the 1970's could have conjured. Again. I'm sorry. "Honesty isn't always the best policy, I was willing to not mention the fact that I'm wearing some brown Yfronts in order to make this work | |||
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"Well throw another log on the fire then and let's get to it! (then it's someone's turn to cook up some bacon and some beans) *gets you in a headlock* *zap!* sorry forgot to warn you about the 1970's nylon shagpile carpet! Sudden moves aren't advisable on it! I was thinking more of some sort of (faux) fur rug, but you've ruined any erotic element this once had. I hope you're happy I'm sorry, I just thought it was important to be honest right from the start, before we got too serious. I should also have mentioned the rug is brown, a hideous brown that only the 1970's could have conjured. Again. I'm sorry.
Honesty isn't always the best policy, I was willing to not mention the fact that I'm wearing some brown Yfronts in order to make this work "Well it's all over now isn't it. Let's just shake hands, wish each other well for the future and try not to dwell on what might have been. *sob* | |||
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"Well throw another log on the fire then and let's get to it! (then it's someone's turn to cook up some bacon and some beans) *gets you in a headlock* *zap!* sorry forgot to warn you about the 1970's nylon shagpile carpet! Sudden moves aren't advisable on it! I was thinking more of some sort of (faux) fur rug, but you've ruined any erotic element this once had. I hope you're happy I'm sorry, I just thought it was important to be honest right from the start, before we got too serious. I should also have mentioned the rug is brown, a hideous brown that only the 1970's could have conjured. Again. I'm sorry.
Honesty isn't always the best policy, I was willing to not mention the fact that I'm wearing some brown Yfronts in order to make this work
Well it's all over now isn't it. Let's just shake hands, wish each other well for the future and try not to dwell on what might have been. *sob*"Fine! I'll be the bigger person here and not send you abusive private messages. We're all adults | |||
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"Well throw another log on the fire then and let's get to it! (then it's someone's turn to cook up some bacon and some beans) *gets you in a headlock* *zap!* sorry forgot to warn you about the 1970's nylon shagpile carpet! Sudden moves aren't advisable on it! I was thinking more of some sort of (faux) fur rug, but you've ruined any erotic element this once had. I hope you're happy I'm sorry, I just thought it was important to be honest right from the start, before we got too serious. I should also have mentioned the rug is brown, a hideous brown that only the 1970's could have conjured. Again. I'm sorry.
Honesty isn't always the best policy, I was willing to not mention the fact that I'm wearing some brown Yfronts in order to make this work
Well it's all over now isn't it. Let's just shake hands, wish each other well for the future and try not to dwell on what might have been. *sob*
Fine! I'll be the bigger person here and not send you abusive private messages. We're all adults"Oops! Is there a way of cancelling a private message after you've pressed send? | |||
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"Well throw another log on the fire then and let's get to it! (then it's someone's turn to cook up some bacon and some beans) *gets you in a headlock* *zap!* sorry forgot to warn you about the 1970's nylon shagpile carpet! Sudden moves aren't advisable on it! I was thinking more of some sort of (faux) fur rug, but you've ruined any erotic element this once had. I hope you're happy I'm sorry, I just thought it was important to be honest right from the start, before we got too serious. I should also have mentioned the rug is brown, a hideous brown that only the 1970's could have conjured. Again. I'm sorry.
Honesty isn't always the best policy, I was willing to not mention the fact that I'm wearing some brown Yfronts in order to make this work
Well it's all over now isn't it. Let's just shake hands, wish each other well for the future and try not to dwell on what might have been. *sob*
Fine! I'll be the bigger person here and not send you abusive private messages. We're all adults
Oops! Is there a way of cancelling a private message after you've pressed send?"Wow, just read it, I'm shocked and quite frankly you have a mouth like a Glasgow docker  | |||
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"Well throw another log on the fire then and let's get to it! (then it's someone's turn to cook up some bacon and some beans) *gets you in a headlock* *zap!* sorry forgot to warn you about the 1970's nylon shagpile carpet! Sudden moves aren't advisable on it! I was thinking more of some sort of (faux) fur rug, but you've ruined any erotic element this once had. I hope you're happy I'm sorry, I just thought it was important to be honest right from the start, before we got too serious. I should also have mentioned the rug is brown, a hideous brown that only the 1970's could have conjured. Again. I'm sorry.
Honesty isn't always the best policy, I was willing to not mention the fact that I'm wearing some brown Yfronts in order to make this work
Well it's all over now isn't it. Let's just shake hands, wish each other well for the future and try not to dwell on what might have been. *sob*
Fine! I'll be the bigger person here and not send you abusive private messages. We're all adults
Oops! Is there a way of cancelling a private message after you've pressed send?
Wow, just read it, I'm shocked and quite frankly you have a mouth like a Glasgow docker "It's the Aussie in me. Do you fancy a bit of Aussie in you?  See I can't help it...and it doesn't even make sense! | |||
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"Well throw another log on the fire then and let's get to it! (then it's someone's turn to cook up some bacon and some beans) *gets you in a headlock* *zap!* sorry forgot to warn you about the 1970's nylon shagpile carpet! Sudden moves aren't advisable on it! I was thinking more of some sort of (faux) fur rug, but you've ruined any erotic element this once had. I hope you're happy I'm sorry, I just thought it was important to be honest right from the start, before we got too serious. I should also have mentioned the rug is brown, a hideous brown that only the 1970's could have conjured. Again. I'm sorry.
Honesty isn't always the best policy, I was willing to not mention the fact that I'm wearing some brown Yfronts in order to make this work
Well it's all over now isn't it. Let's just shake hands, wish each other well for the future and try not to dwell on what might have been. *sob*
Fine! I'll be the bigger person here and not send you abusive private messages. We're all adults
Oops! Is there a way of cancelling a private message after you've pressed send?
Wow, just read it, I'm shocked and quite frankly you have a mouth like a Glasgow docker
It's the Aussie in me. Do you fancy a bit of Aussie in you? See I can't help it...and it doesn't even make sense!"It may not, but yes anyway | |||
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"Well throw another log on the fire then and let's get to it! (then it's someone's turn to cook up some bacon and some beans) *gets you in a headlock* *zap!* sorry forgot to warn you about the 1970's nylon shagpile carpet! Sudden moves aren't advisable on it! I was thinking more of some sort of (faux) fur rug, but you've ruined any erotic element this once had. I hope you're happy I'm sorry, I just thought it was important to be honest right from the start, before we got too serious. I should also have mentioned the rug is brown, a hideous brown that only the 1970's could have conjured. Again. I'm sorry.
Honesty isn't always the best policy, I was willing to not mention the fact that I'm wearing some brown Yfronts in order to make this work
Well it's all over now isn't it. Let's just shake hands, wish each other well for the future and try not to dwell on what might have been. *sob*
Fine! I'll be the bigger person here and not send you abusive private messages. We're all adults
Oops! Is there a way of cancelling a private message after you've pressed send?
Wow, just read it, I'm shocked and quite frankly you have a mouth like a Glasgow docker
It's the Aussie in me. Do you fancy a bit of Aussie in you? See I can't help it...and it doesn't even make sense!
It may not, but yes anyway "I'll post you a chokito! | |||
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"No? Okay Anyone want a cup of tea and a biscuit?" nope. | |||
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"Still one of my fantasies, but there needs to be piles of fur to nestle into, and preferably snow and alps outside the log cabin!" Liking this log fire fantasy much more than the 70's inspired, shagpile, y-fronts fantasy above!!!!! | |||
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"No? Okay Anyone want a cup of tea and a biscuit?" Naked and open fire yes, no wrestling - but with a glass of bubbly
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"No? Okay Anyone want a cup of tea and a biscuit? Naked and open fire yes, no wrestling - but with a glass of bubbly
"Deal | |||
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"No? Okay Anyone want a cup of tea and a biscuit? Naked and open fire yes, no wrestling - but with a glass of bubbly
"A must, a good one though, some of the cheep stuff stings sensitive parts  | |||
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"No? Okay Anyone want a cup of tea and a biscuit? Naked and open fire yes, no wrestling - but with a glass of bubbly
Deal"Oops  Erm backs out the thread - this is something that has been in the pipeline for a while but sorry to say "it's not you"  | |||
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"No? Okay Anyone want a cup of tea and a biscuit? Naked and open fire yes, no wrestling - but with a glass of bubbly
A must, a good one though, some of the cheep stuff stings sensitive parts "Oh yes I don't do cheap or cheep  | |||
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"No? Okay Anyone want a cup of tea and a biscuit? Naked and open fire yes, no wrestling - but with a glass of bubbly
Deal
Oops Erm backs out the thread - this is something that has been in the pipeline for a while but sorry to say "it's not you" "Pick me! Pick me! | |||
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"Still one of my fantasies, but there needs to be piles of fur to nestle into, and preferably snow and alps outside the log cabin! Liking this log fire fantasy much more than the 70's inspired, shagpile, y-fronts fantasy above!!!!!" Hey don't diss the nylon shagpile! Who doesn't like a bit of electro stimulation and static filled hair now and then? | |||
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"No? Okay Anyone want a cup of tea and a biscuit? Naked and open fire yes, no wrestling - but with a glass of bubbly
A must, a good one though, some of the cheep stuff stings sensitive parts
Oh yes I don't do cheap or cheep "Got to agree Chateau La Budgie is awful stings like mad!  | |||
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"I'll just go rub myself against the shag pile on my own shall I DON'T NEED ANY OF YOU" You don't even have the shagpile, it's at my house! | |||
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"Ffs" Oh yeah! And you can't get this kind of carpet just anywhere you know..you have to know old people that don't throw stuff away! | |||
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"No? Okay Anyone want a cup of tea and a biscuit?" Damn if only you weren't so far away! Id love to wrestle next to an open fire | |||
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