FabSwingers.com forum: Snap me out of it

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I know I can be particularly grumpy on here regarding things .. namely cheesy innuendo crap cliche bollocks

However - today I have a new ' irk' and no matter how hard I try, and even after talking to a friend I still wish to pull eyeballs out of heads and put them on dancing sticks

I think I need a slap on the arse - only I don't do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get out for some fresh air, take a walk clear the head, works for me and return more positive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what is it thats IRKing you?

I normally feel better after a good old rant/bitch about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shall I slap your arse for you then

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By *ornyspiceCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Come here I kick your bloody ass.

Both give you a sorting lol xx

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

sex....sex always makes me feel better

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"get out for some fresh air, take a walk clear the head, works for me and return more positive."

Im walking up the road in a few minutes .. Ill let you know if it helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shall I slap your arse for you then

I would like to slap both your arses.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"what is it thats IRKing you?

I normally feel better after a good old rant/bitch about it

Ive had one and the walls have ears sshhhhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shall I slap your arse for you then

Sweet lord no .... I still don't get the whole ' slap the arse' malarky

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Come here I kick your bloody ass.

Both give you a sorting lol xx "

I have no words

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"sex....sex always makes me feel better

Ill try and see if I can sort that in the couple of hours I have spare

Anyone want a shag

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Something or someone has obviously bothered you luv and I know that feeling only too well but we have to move on....bit of fresh air might work but if you come straight back on here afterwards you will probably feel the same again

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"get out for some fresh air, take a walk clear the head, works for me and return more positive.

Im walking up the road in a few minutes .. Ill let you know if it helps"

ok bring me back a large burger and chips or a sunday lunch from the pub please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm down and a bit depressed. Is my own doing though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shall I slap your arse for you then

Sweet lord no .... I still don't get the whole ' slap the arse' malarky"

Me neither

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shall I slap your arse for you then

I would like to slap both your arses.

Pass me by ... you would get a heel in your ear if you did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm down and a bit depressed. Is my own doing though"

((Hugs )))

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"get out for some fresh air, take a walk clear the head, works for me and return more positive.

Im walking up the road in a few minutes .. Ill let you know if it helps

ok bring me back a large burger and chips or a sunday lunch from the pub please."

I don't think they do food there - its full of drinkers no food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sex....sex always makes me feel better

Ill try and see if I can sort that in the couple of hours I have spare

Anyone want a shag

o and a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shall I slap your arse for you then

I would like to slap both your arses.

Pass me by ... you would get a heel in your ear if you did

Oh you are in a happy mood today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Something or someone has obviously bothered you luv and I know that feeling only too well but we have to move on....bit of fresh air might work but if you come straight back on here afterwards you will probably feel the same again

xxx"

Eyeballs on sticks would work for me ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shall I slap your arse for you then

I would like to slap both your arses.

Pass me by ... you would get a heel in your ear if you did

Oh you are in a happy mood today

Thats the normal happy me - everyone knows what would happen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"sex....sex always makes me feel better

Ill try and see if I can sort that in the couple of hours I have spare

Anyone want a shag

o and a shag

Hahaha

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

One man's "irk"......is another man's "shirk"..............

Give yourself a big kick up the arse and leave your trivialities behind ...............

Stride forth and be positive ..............

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One man's "irk"......is another man's "shirk"..............

Give yourself a big kick up the arse and leave your trivialities behind ...............

Stride forth and be positive ..............

If I kick the cause of the my irk that may make me happier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One man's "irk"......is another man's "shirk"..............

Give yourself a big kick up the arse and leave your trivialities behind ...............

Stride forth and be positive ..............

If I kick the cause of the my irk that may make me happier

Go on then one big kick

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By *exycleanerWoman
over a year ago

pontefract

feeling pretty low too and ive been for a walk in the fresh air with my 2 best pals

still feel crap was walking along with tears streaming down my face

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One man's "irk"......is another man's "shirk"..............

Give yourself a big kick up the arse and leave your trivialities behind ...............

Stride forth and be positive ..............

If I kick the cause of the my irk that may make me happier

Go on then one big kick "

Boot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"feeling pretty low too and ive been for a walk in the fresh air with my 2 best pals

still feel crap was walking along with tears streaming down my face

I don't feel low .... Im just irked

You have a roof over your head and friends - more than some at this time of year. Good wishes to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flo I cook when I feel crap or watch a film that makes me laugh or cheers me up

Whatever you find works for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you just missed meeeee.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Flo I cook when I feel crap or watch a film that makes me laugh or cheers me up

Whatever you find works for you

I wasn't sad .. I was bloody angry lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think you just missed meeeee.

Yay he's back lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well scramble some eggs and pretend they someone or thing annoying you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well scramble some eggs and pretend they someone or thing annoying you

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want me to teach you a few Welsh swear words Flo? They're quite tame mind, I'm not into rude swearing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Want me to teach you a few Welsh swear words Flo? They're quite tame mind, I'm not into rude swearing

I made some new ones up earlier ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Want me to teach you a few Welsh swear words Flo? They're quite tame mind, I'm not into rude swearing

I made some new ones up earlier ...

ha ha Welsh ones? You better teach me then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think you just missed meeeee.

Yay he's back lol

For you...my cheesiness is readily available.

...see ^

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Want me to teach you a few Welsh swear words Flo? They're quite tame mind, I'm not into rude swearing

I made some new ones up earlier ...

ha ha Welsh ones? You better teach me then

No english ones ... I merged some old ones to make new ones when I heard what I heard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think you just missed meeeee.

Yay he's back lol

For you...my cheesiness is readily available.

...see ^

Sheeesh Ive had enough for one day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...have you snapped out of it yet?

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