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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Let's get the booze flowing....turn the music on and shake your booty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll provide the handbag to dance around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lodger and I have vodka, there's a butternut squash risotto on the go and I've prepared a rhubarb crumble!!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'll provide the handbag to dance around

Wooo hooo

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"The lodger and I have vodka, there's a butternut squash risotto on the go and I've prepared a rhubarb crumble!! "

Ohhh vodka

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Please may I have a snowball?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in ! Let me grab my dancing shoes x

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'm in ! Let me grab my dancing shoes x

Come on you are my dancing partner

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Please may I have a snowball?

You my darling can have a snowball

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it just girlies ? Are we letting in the boys ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll provide the handbag to dance around

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lol I think they replaced the handbag with a pole

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Is it just girlies ? Are we letting in the boys ? "

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it just girlies ? Are we letting in the boys ?

Of course

Oh excited now !

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Got the disco ball up ready!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The lodger and I have vodka, there's a butternut squash risotto on the go and I've prepared a rhubarb crumble!!

Ohhh vodka

We have straws as well!!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Got the disco ball up ready!!!"

Oh yeah baby....let's get the booty shaking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll stand in the corner and be Billy no mates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll stand in the corner and be Billy no mates

I will be your friend

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'll stand in the corner and be Billy no mates

Er no you are sitting on my lap....

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Could just do with going for a night out dancing......its been a while!! oh ok a few months...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on the pink wine so Iechyd Da everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll stand in the corner and be Billy no mates

Er no you are sitting on my lap....

You could sit on my lap and we could see what crops up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll stand in the corner and be Billy no mates

You're supposed to be writing my Christmas card x

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Could just do with going for a night out dancing......its been a while!! oh ok a few months...lol"

I love a good night out...few cocktails and dancing the night away

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'll stand in the corner and be Billy no mates

Er no you are sitting on my lap....

You could sit on my lap and we could see what crops up

Ermm I'd squash you...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Hello...can I sit on someone's lap?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Hello...can I sit on someone's lap?

Come here big boy

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I'm in, and on the red wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to the bar! May need a hand. This party is rockin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll stand in the corner and be Billy no mates

Er no you are sitting on my lap....

You could sit on my lap and we could see what crops up

Ermm I'd squash you...

No you wouldn't

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

I would love the last dance.....but with whome...mmmmmmm lets see

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Hello...can I sit on someone's lap?

Come here big boy

Yum! Ooh! That's feels good! Christ! I've spilt red wine all over my jeans! They will have to come off but quick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll stand in the corner and be Billy no mates

You're supposed to be writing my Christmas card x"

Finished my ever so long list of cards an hour ago, I'm free to shake my booty before it disappears

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Hello...can I sit on someone's lap?

Come here big boy

Yum! Ooh! That's feels good! Christ! I've spilt red wine all over my jeans! They will have to come off but quick!

Oh I say....wow that's a big ermmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im gonna start off the conga line and then do a bit of ooops upside your head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll stand in the corner and be Billy no mates

You're supposed to be writing my Christmas card x

Finished my ever so long list of cards an hour ago, I'm free to shake my booty before it disappears

Want to swap bums?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll stand in the corner and be Billy no mates

You're supposed to be writing my Christmas card x

Finished my ever so long list of cards an hour ago, I'm free to shake my booty before it disappears

Want to swap bums?

You don't want my bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we having nibbles ?? Cheesy balls anyone ???

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'll stand in the corner and be Billy no mates

You're supposed to be writing my Christmas card x

Finished my ever so long list of cards an hour ago, I'm free to shake my booty before it disappears

Want to swap bums?

Trust me you really don't want his bum....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll stand in the corner and be Billy no mates

You're supposed to be writing my Christmas card x

Finished my ever so long list of cards an hour ago, I'm free to shake my booty before it disappears

Want to swap bums?

You don't want my bum

I don't want mine at the moment

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Are we having nibbles ?? Cheesy balls anyone ??? "

Party sausages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want to swap bums?

Trust me you really don't want his bum...."

Mines not much better today

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Think im going to nibble on _rightonsteves bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we having nibbles ?? Cheesy balls anyone ???

Party sausages

Cheese and pineapple on sticks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think im going to nibble on _rightonsteves bum"

Nobody should be nibbling on mine lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we having nibbles ?? Cheesy balls anyone ???

Party sausages

Cheese and pineapple on sticks?

Twig lets ?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Think im going to nibble on _rightonsteves bum

Nobody should be nibbling on mine lol

Stop it....lol they would be in for a surprise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think im going to nibble on _rightonsteves bum"

Never nibbled on a guys bum. What's it taste like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think im going to nibble on _rightonsteves bum

Never nibbled on a guys bum. What's it taste like?

Peachy

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over a year ago

"Think im going to nibble on _rightonsteves bum

Never nibbled on a guys bum. What's it taste like?

Peachy

Wouldn't mind a taste.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I too late for the party? Room for lil ole me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew it

always too late me

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Am I too late for the party? Room for lil ole me?

Noooo welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone got any Black Lace?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Has anyone got any Black Lace? "

I've got black lace knickers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone got any Black Lace?

I've got black lace knickers?

Me too and some red ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone got any Black Lace?

I've got black lace knickers?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Has anyone got any Black Lace?

I've got black lace knickers?

Me too and some red ones "

I know and they are pretty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone got any Black Lace?

I've got black lace knickers?

Me too and some red ones "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone got any Black Lace?

I've got black lace knickers?

Me too and some red ones

I know and they are pretty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had 80's music on all day so really in the mood to party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone got any Black Lace? "

Come on girls, mind out the sauce pot, I was talking about the band. A parrrrty is not a parrrrrty without a bit of Black Lace lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone got any Black Lace?

I've got black lace knickers?

Me too and some red ones

I know and they are pretty

So kind. Got my party dress on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I too late for the party? Room for lil ole me?

Noooo welcome

Ohhhh I is back armed with vodka! And mistletoe, I have lots of glitter to sprinkle is feeling very Christmassy!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Am I too late for the party? Room for lil ole me?

Noooo welcome

Ohhhh I is back armed with vodka! And mistletoe, I have lots of glitter to sprinkle is feeling very Christmassy!

Me too I'm getting right in the sprit of it

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Careful with the glitter. It can get stuck in the strangest places.

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over a year ago

"Am I too late for the party? Room for lil ole me?

Noooo welcome

Ohhhh I is back armed with vodka! And mistletoe, I have lots of glitter to sprinkle is feeling very Christmassy!

Me too I'm getting right in the sprit of it

Well after today I'm off for a week so that's helping... And ill be playing silly music and probably acting like an ejit

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over a year ago

"Careful with the glitter. It can get stuck in the strangest places."

So I hear Lickety, oohhhh bend over while I sprinkle

sparkely foo foo, ohhh no sorry it's quim isn't it!

Christmas makes me giddy

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Careful with the glitter. It can get stuck in the strangest places.

So I hear Lickety, oohhhh bend over while I sprinkle

sparkely foo foo, ohhh no sorry it's quim isn't it!

Christmas makes me giddy

Lmao you never fail to make me smile lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Careful with the glitter. It can get stuck in the strangest places.

So I hear Lickety, oohhhh bend over while I sprinkle

sparkely foo foo, ohhh no sorry it's quim isn't it!

Christmas makes me giddy

That's right, it's quim for me. I'm holding out for Funky's glitter on my quim - so far he's just left it on my suede shoes when I was out.

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

I've been on the vodka so I might make an appearance on the dance floor to strut my stuff when the next good song comes on

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over a year ago

"Careful with the glitter. It can get stuck in the strangest places.

So I hear Lickety, oohhhh bend over while I sprinkle

sparkely foo foo, ohhh no sorry it's quim isn't it!

Christmas makes me giddy

That's right, it's quim for me. I'm holding out for Funky's glitter on my quim - so far he's just left it on my suede shoes when I was out.

He stalks your shoes when you are out.

Oh my... Never mind that funky I'm here with glitter and..... I have... Pritt stick too

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over a year ago

"Careful with the glitter. It can get stuck in the strangest places.

So I hear Lickety, oohhhh bend over while I sprinkle

sparkely foo foo, ohhh no sorry it's quim isn't it!

Christmas makes me giddy

Lmao you never fail to make me smile lol "

Ahh chops aim to please.. I can see a slap heading way via Lickety... She's not armed with a wet fish is she

Ohhh I'm outta here sharpish... I'm away to knit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fashionable late but i bring cocktails!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Careful with the glitter. It can get stuck in the strangest places.

So I hear Lickety, oohhhh bend over while I sprinkle

sparkely foo foo, ohhh no sorry it's quim isn't it!

Christmas makes me giddy

Lmao you never fail to make me smile lol

Ahh chops aim to please.. I can see a slap heading way via Lickety... She's not armed with a wet fish is she

Ohhh I'm outta here sharpish... I'm away to knit

I'm a lover not a fighter. I just give withering looks and the odd Paddington Hard Stare.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somebody has JD and I don't, that is so not fair

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Somebody has JD and I don't, that is so not fair

Only because someone was too lazy to drive to tesco to get any...lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Somebody has JD and I don't, that is so not fair

Paddy has JD but he's having a party on his own.

I'm wondering if I make my snowball with Prosecco whether it will be too strong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Somebody has JD and I don't, that is so not fair

Only because someone was too lazy to drive to tesco to get any...lol "

I know but you never even offered me a virtual one, some friend you are

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Somebody has JD and I don't, that is so not fair

Only because someone was too lazy to drive to tesco to get any...lol

I know but you never even offered me a virtual one, some friend you are

I don't share my JD.....but here have a swig

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Think im going to nibble on _rightonsteves bum"

Feel free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we join in if we promise to be good ?

Please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Somebody has JD and I don't, that is so not fair

Only because someone was too lazy to drive to tesco to get any...lol

I know but you never even offered me a virtual one, some friend you are

I don't share my JD.....but here have a swig

Pfffft

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Somebody has JD and I don't, that is so not fair

Only because someone was too lazy to drive to tesco to get any...lol

I know but you never even offered me a virtual one, some friend you are

I don't share my JD.....but here have a swig

Pfffft"

Says he who say that women don't belong on the golf course lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Can we join in if we promise to be good ?

Please

Be good at not being good

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over a year ago

"Somebody has JD and I don't, that is so not fair

Only because someone was too lazy to drive to tesco to get any...lol

I know but you never even offered me a virtual one, some friend you are

I don't share my JD.....but here have a swig

Pfffft

Says he who say that women don't belong on the golf course lol "

And?? What's wrong with that lol

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Somebody has JD and I don't, that is so not fair

Only because someone was too lazy to drive to tesco to get any...lol

I know but you never even offered me a virtual one, some friend you are

I don't share my JD.....but here have a swig

Pfffft

Says he who say that women don't belong on the golf course lol

And?? What's wrong with that lol"

Do you get OAP rate at the golf club?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Somebody has JD and I don't, that is so not fair

Only because someone was too lazy to drive to tesco to get any...lol

I know but you never even offered me a virtual one, some friend you are

I don't share my JD.....but here have a swig

Pfffft

Says he who say that women don't belong on the golf course lol

And?? What's wrong with that lol

Do you get OAP rate at the golf club?

Touchè

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to get laided while eating a kebab and fucking a whale wanking while hung over. that is all can anyone make this happen.

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