FabSwingers.com forum: Do you sit at Traffic lights

By *innamon! OP Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I wonder if people sit at traffic lights ready to go or just diddle along as if they have all the time in the world.

I like to be ready and off pretty quick when I drive .. music on.

Today some young blond woman in an Audi was on the outside she assumed she would get in front.. was so funny to see her have to drop back behind me.

Do you find also your driving is affected by the music you play.. Afraid I like it loud and drive to things like S & M makes me smile as people dont expect that from a white haired old lady.

guess i am a bit of an aggressive driver really.

As an after thought.. sainsbury's have *Mates skin Large at 50p for ten today

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I do ab exercises at traffic lights.

I saw a physio about a back injury recently and have some exercises to do to strengthen my core to help protect my back.

I do them multiple times a day including doing the seated ones whilst waiting in traffic.

I will usually be in first gear with the hand brake on, but with my hand on it ready to go though.

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

i usualy look down from my cab to see if theres any nice totty in the car next to me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My work car is speed tracked so I have to stick to speed limits everywhere.. On the plus side, it makes my day now seeing how pissed off other drivers get if they can't get round me.. I just give them a nice smile as they grumpily ride my arse!!!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Im not in a race against anybody in life, let alone in a car. People who can't get up to the speed of the road are potentially going to influence accidents, and Id prefer it if everyone was tested for this, not just eyesight etc. Ive seen too many near misses from slow crawlers, even forcing trucks to have to pull out. Im always ready to move on promptly at lights and junctions. Pet have is those who dazzle others by using their foot brake instead of their hand brake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just poodle along at my own pace. I'm never in a hurry to get anywhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i usualy look down from my cab to see if theres any nice totty in the car next to me lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm a swine for doing a big stretch when I've got someone next to me at the lights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a swine for doing a big stretch when I've got someone next to me at the lights

Lol - Tina do you drive dressed ?

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I wonder if people sit at traffic lights ready to go or just diddle along as if they have all the time in the world.

I like to be ready and off pretty quick when I drive .. music on.

Today some young blond woman in an Audi was on the outside she assumed she would get in front.. was so funny to see her have to drop back behind me.

Do you find also your driving is affected by the music you play.. Afraid I like it loud and drive to things like S & M makes me smile as people dont expect that from a white haired old lady.

guess i am a bit of an aggressive driver really.

As an after thought.. sainsbury's have *Mates skin Large at 50p for ten today

Just saw that last bit.... So I'm off to drive aggressively to Sainsburys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

maybe she wanted to smell her fishy pie on route to her next meet

I like to keep an open mind

and know she's a slut

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

sit.. do neck and shoulder relaxation and hope cinnamon pulls up beside me

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

About twenty minutes ago I did the time warp. Some odd bod in the next car joined in

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"I'm a swine for doing a big stretch when I've got someone next to me at the lights

Lol - Tina do you drive dressed ?

Oh yes! I leave the house in a coat and trousers, make up 80% done, find a layby and finish femming up and then I'll drive to where I'm going dressed. It's tremendous fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to pull away slowly to wind up the people that are obviously in a hurry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to pull away slowly to wind up the people that are obviously in a hurry

I take great pleasure in slowing down for tailgaters. Aggressive drivers are among the worst kind of idiots.

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By *innamon! OP Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Before you get the wrong impression I never tailgate. Nor do I rush people along. I always pull over to allow faster drivers go by.

What I get annoyed about is people trying to overtake instead of drop in behind at lights etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Before you get the wrong impression I never tailgate. Nor do I rush people along. I always pull over to allow faster drivers go by.

What I get annoyed about is people trying to overtake instead of drop in behind at lights etc.

So would you never use the right hand lane to try and get ahead of someone at the lights?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't they have two lanes for a reason?

Amuses me when people's egos are so fragile they feel they have to win the 'traffic light race'.

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By *hynottsCouple
over a year ago

nottingham

About 4 yyears ago I had a guy in an old honda civic try to race me from the lights I had a 3.2 xj sport in less than a mile he had blowen his his engine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"About 4 yyears ago I had a guy in an old honda civic try to race me from the lights I had a 3.2 xj sport in less than a mile he had blowen his his engine

And four years later it's still giving you pleasure.

So proud.

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By *innamon! OP Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"Before you get the wrong impression I never tailgate. Nor do I rush people along. I always pull over to allow faster drivers go by.

What I get annoyed about is people trying to overtake instead of drop in behind at lights etc.

Yep I usually win there too..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't they have two lanes for a reason?

Amuses me when people's egos are so fragile they feel they have to win the 'traffic light race'."

I had a 20yr old 1litre metro, winning the traffic light race wasnt cos my ego was fragile, it was about blowing smoke in the faces of the morons in posh cars who laughed at my poor car!!

Was bloody old, but 0-40, she flew!! N did 90 top end, tho i rarely went ova 50!!

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

What a weird thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't they have two lanes for a reason?

Amuses me when people's egos are so fragile they feel they have to win the 'traffic light race'.

I had a 20yr old 1litre metro, winning the traffic light race wasnt cos my ego was fragile, it was about blowing smoke in the faces of the morons in posh cars who laughed at my poor car!!

Was bloody old, but 0-40, she flew!! N did 90 top end, tho i rarely went ova 50!!

You must have been sat at those lights for ages to have been able to see them all laugh at you and deduce what morons they were.

I remember driving a mini metro once and finding it had a ridiculously big steering wheel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't they have two lanes for a reason?

Amuses me when people's egos are so fragile they feel they have to win the 'traffic light race'.

I had a 20yr old 1litre metro, winning the traffic light race wasnt cos my ego was fragile, it was about blowing smoke in the faces of the morons in posh cars who laughed at my poor car!!

Was bloody old, but 0-40, she flew!! N did 90 top end, tho i rarely went ova 50!!

You must have been sat at those lights for ages to have been able to see them all laugh at you and deduce what morons they were.

I remember driving a mini metro once and finding it had a ridiculously big steering wheel."

Why did they have such big steering wheels?! undoubtedly the worst car I ever had...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a swine for doing a big stretch when I've got someone next to me at the lights

Lol - Tina do you drive dressed ?

Oh yes! I leave the house in a coat and trousers, make up 80% done, find a layby and finish femming up and then I'll drive to where I'm going dressed. It's tremendous fun!

Tina - you must have the only car with four airbags to the front

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

I like to sit at traffic lights. In fact I'll sometimes take a deckchair as I like watching the pretty colours change.

Got to go....Nursey is calling me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being the responsible person that i am,i like to set off nice and slow, and stick to the speed limit. (This has nothing to do with the fact, that my car is a complete banger, and i am unable to keep up with the cost of fuel nowadays! Lol)

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

"My work car is speed tracked so I have to stick to speed limits everywhere.. On the plus side, it makes my day now seeing how pissed off other drivers get if they can't get round me.. I just give them a nice smile as they grumpily ride my arse!!!

Try driving a tractor that`s restricted to 20 mph by design (as most of them are) all day long! I have loads of people that know me and give me those very special waves as they pass!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't they have two lanes for a reason?

Amuses me when people's egos are so fragile they feel they have to win the 'traffic light race'.

I had a 20yr old 1litre metro, winning the traffic light race wasnt cos my ego was fragile, it was about blowing smoke in the faces of the morons in posh cars who laughed at my poor car!!

Was bloody old, but 0-40, she flew!! N did 90 top end, tho i rarely went ova 50!!

You must have been sat at those lights for ages to have been able to see them all laugh at you and deduce what morons they were.

I remember driving a mini metro once and finding it had a ridiculously big steering wheel."

Some ppl were vwry blatantly laughing, n would rev engine, so id suprise them, simple things maybe..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sit there singing away! haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't they have two lanes for a reason?

Amuses me when people's egos are so fragile they feel they have to win the 'traffic light race'.

I had a 20yr old 1litre metro, winning the traffic light race wasnt cos my ego was fragile, it was about blowing smoke in the faces of the morons in posh cars who laughed at my poor car!!

Was bloody old, but 0-40, she flew!! N did 90 top end, tho i rarely went ova 50!!

You must have been sat at those lights for ages to have been able to see them all laugh at you and deduce what morons they were.

I remember driving a mini metro once and finding it had a ridiculously big steering wheel.

Some ppl were vwry blatantly laughing, n would rev engine, so id suprise them, simple things maybe.."

Sometimes the best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try driving a tractor that`s restricted to 20 mph by design (as most of them are) all day long! I have loads of people that know me and give me those very special waves as they pass!

I want one!

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By *etitesaraTV/TS
over a year ago

rochdale

There has been a collision outside our house today. Cretin in a BMW tried to 'race' an Audi through a semi blind bend at the summit of a hill. He went straight into the front of an oncoming VW Polo with an elderly couple inside. I helped to pul those people from the car and watched them go into the ambulances.

Its not been pleasant, two old people carried away in ambulances whilst the absolute cunt who caused it walked around without a fucking scratch. I hope he faces a prison sentence but i doubt he'll even get a slapped wrist.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

I see people go screaming off the lights and also overtaking me. Usually, 100 or so yards down the road I am sitting behind them at the next set of lights or they are behind another car. There is too much traffic these days to be worth the bother so I just go with the flow.

I had a bloke overtake me yesterday then slam his brakes on to turn right....

I did laugh at that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I see people go screaming off the lights and also overtaking me. Usually, 100 or so yards down the road I am sitting behind them at the next set of lights or they are behind another car. There is too much traffic these days to be worth the bother so I just go with the flow.

I had a bloke overtake me yesterday then slam his brakes on to turn right....

I did laugh at that one"

If I'm in a line of traffic with somebody up my bum I let them past just so I can chuckle at them still stuck behind the lorry/tractor/allegro/bus in front.

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