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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's not very often I find myself alone on a Friday evening (all the kids have gone out)

I'm on the sofa with a voddy of course and swooning over the delightful Mr Williams. But I could be doing so much more ....

How would you entertain me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about a game of strip connect 4, whilst we work out whether to connect 2.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...shall i entertain you with a catwalk of my meggins?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'd leave you like that, voddy and Williams, except I'd be kneeling in front of you, distracting you by.....(pm for graphic details)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about a game of strip connect 4, whilst we work out whether to connect 2.

Oh that just ouzzzzzes cheese

.. Love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd make you cook me dinner...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...shall i entertain you with a catwalk of my meggins?

Fuck off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could whisper filth in your ear

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i'll give you a neck rub while steves busy xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd leave you like that, voddy and Williams, except I'd be kneeling in front of you, distracting you by.....(pm for graphic details)

Oooooh I say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some girl on girl fun mixed with a few drinks x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...shall i entertain you with a catwalk of my meggins?

Fuck off

...one day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd make you cook me dinner..."

Pffffffft ... Your out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could whisper filth in your ear

Whilst giving me a neck rub?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i'll give you a neck rub while steves busy xx "

Oooh check your inbox for my postcode

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some girl on girl fun mixed with a few drinks x"

Come on over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could whisper filth in your ear

Whilst giving me a neck rub?

Of course..naked and covered in oil *giggles* x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could whisper filth in your ear

Whilst giving me a neck rub?

Of course..naked and covered in oil *giggles* x "

We both pop over xxx will grab my keys

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...shall i entertain you with a catwalk of my meggins?

Fuck off

...one day.

Haha love your positive attitude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could whisper filth in your ear

Whilst giving me a neck rub?

Of course..naked and covered in oil *giggles* x

We both pop over xxx will grab my keys "

Any guys want to watch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could whisper filth in your ear

Whilst giving me a neck rub?

Of course..naked and covered in oil *giggles* x

We both pop over xxx will grab my keys "

Who's washing the sheets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could whisper filth in your ear

Whilst giving me a neck rub?

Of course..naked and covered in oil *giggles* x

We both pop over xxx will grab my keys

Who's washing the sheets

will bring a tarpaulin x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...shall i entertain you with a catwalk of my meggins?

Fuck off

...one day.

Haha love your positive attitude

Just don't ask what's in my bag when i come over.

;-)

...you won't be happy when i change in to my meggins haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could whisper filth in your ear

Whilst giving me a neck rub?

Of course..naked and covered in oil *giggles* x

We both pop over xxx will grab my keys

Who's washing the sheets

will bring a tarpaulin x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could whisper filth in your ear

Whilst giving me a neck rub?

Of course..naked and covered in oil *giggles* x

We both pop over xxx will grab my keys

Who's washing the sheets

I'm not messy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...shall i entertain you with a catwalk of my meggins?

Fuck off

...one day.

Haha love your positive attitude

Just don't ask what's in my bag when i come over.

;-)

...you won't be happy when i change in to my meggins haha

Oh BELIEVE me I won't

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I could whisper filth in your ear

Whilst giving me a neck rub?

Of course..naked and covered in oil *giggles* x

We both pop over xxx will grab my keys

Any guys want to watch "

No ty..

Last of the Mohicans is on shortly..

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A few oiled up sexy women? Yes, please! *panting with tongue hanging out*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could whisper filth in your ear

Whilst giving me a neck rub?

Of course..naked and covered in oil *giggles* x

We both pop over xxx will grab my keys

Who's washing the sheets

I'm not messy

;)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could whisper filth in your ear

Whilst giving me a neck rub?

Of course..naked and covered in oil *giggles* x

We both pop over xxx will grab my keys

Any guys want to watch

No ty..

Last of the Mohicans is on shortly..

Great film

Pssst.. Is it really on?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Ooh I could tell your fortune and predict some delights that could shortly come your way

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I could whisper filth in your ear

Whilst giving me a neck rub?

Of course..naked and covered in oil *giggles* x

We both pop over xxx will grab my keys

Any guys want to watch

No ty..

Last of the Mohicans is on shortly..

Great film

Pssst.. Is it really on? "

Yes..

if your putting it on will pack me loincloth and get a shift on..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh I could tell your fortune and predict some delights that could shortly come your way

I want that in writing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could whisper filth in your ear

Whilst giving me a neck rub?

Of course..naked and covered in oil *giggles* x

We both pop over xxx will grab my keys

Any guys want to watch

No ty..

Last of the Mohicans is on shortly..

Great film

Pssst.. Is it really on?

Yes..

if your putting it on will pack me loincloth and get a shift on..

Sorted, ile put it on pause .. For errrr 3 hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We could do a happy dance for you

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I could whisper filth in your ear

Whilst giving me a neck rub?

Of course..naked and covered in oil *giggles* x

We both pop over xxx will grab my keys

Any guys want to watch

No ty..

Last of the Mohicans is on shortly..

Great film

Pssst.. Is it really on?

Yes..

if your putting it on will pack me loincloth and get a shift on..

Sorted, ile put it on pause .. For errrr 3 hours

best make it 4..

4 th gear on me reliant robin is a bit iffy..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We could do a happy dance for you

Happy dances make me happy so yup DO IT!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could whisper filth in your ear

Whilst giving me a neck rub?

Of course..naked and covered in oil *giggles* x

We both pop over xxx will grab my keys

Any guys want to watch

No ty..

Last of the Mohicans is on shortly..

Great film

Pssst.. Is it really on?

Yes..

if your putting it on will pack me loincloth and get a shift on..

Sorted, ile put it on pause .. For errrr 3 hours

best make it 4..

4 th gear on me reliant robin is a bit iffy.."

See you for breakfast then

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"We could do a happy dance for you

Is that

A) a fully clothed dance;

B) a loin clothed dance or

C) a totally naked and oily sort of THRUSTING dance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may read your tarot cards or your hand see whats going on .

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Ooh I could tell your fortune and predict some delights that could shortly come your way

I want that in writing

I Ryan, do hereby predict. Soggy pleasures will fall on Tinsels Tits before Xmas.

How's that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I may read your tarot cards or your hand see whats going on .

Can I drink vodka as you do cause that stuff freaks me out a little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I may read your tarot cards or your hand see whats going on .

Can I drink vodka as you do cause that stuff freaks me out a little

"
yes ok as long as I can have one too .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I may read your tarot cards or your hand see whats going on .

Can I drink vodka as you do cause that stuff freaks me out a little

yes ok as long as I can have one too .

Yesss I like to share

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh I could tell your fortune and predict some delights that could shortly come your way

I want that in writing

I Ryan, do hereby predict. Soggy pleasures will fall on Tinsels Tits before Xmas.

How's that?

Ooooh just puuuuuuuuurfet

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I could whisper filth in your ear

Whilst giving me a neck rub?

Of course..naked and covered in oil *giggles* x

We both pop over xxx will grab my keys

Any guys want to watch

No ty..

Last of the Mohicans is on shortly..

Great film

Pssst.. Is it really on?

Yes..

if your putting it on will pack me loincloth and get a shift on..

Sorted, ile put it on pause .. For errrr 3 hours

best make it 4..

4 th gear on me reliant robin is a bit iffy..

See you for breakfast then

what would you like cooked..?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could whisper filth in your ear

Whilst giving me a neck rub?

Of course..naked and covered in oil *giggles* x

We both pop over xxx will grab my keys

Any guys want to watch

No ty..

Last of the Mohicans is on shortly..

Great film

Pssst.. Is it really on?

Yes..

if your putting it on will pack me loincloth and get a shift on..

Sorted, ile put it on pause .. For errrr 3 hours

best make it 4..

4 th gear on me reliant robin is a bit iffy..

See you for breakfast then

what would you like cooked..?"

Oh if your making it ile have the full Monty, no black pudding though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could whisper filth in your ear

Whilst giving me a neck rub?

Of course..naked and covered in oil *giggles* x

We both pop over xxx will grab my keys

Any guys want to watch

No ty..

Last of the Mohicans is on shortly..

Great film

Pssst.. Is it really on?

Yes..

if your putting it on will pack me loincloth and get a shift on..

Sorted, ile put it on pause .. For errrr 3 hours

best make it 4..

4 th gear on me reliant robin is a bit iffy..

See you for breakfast then

what would you like cooked..?

Oh if your making it ile have the full Monty, no black pudding though "

You can leave your hat on... Whistles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could whisper filth in your ear

Whilst giving me a neck rub?

Of course..naked and covered in oil *giggles* x

We both pop over xxx will grab my keys

Any guys want to watch

No ty..

Last of the Mohicans is on shortly..

Great film

Pssst.. Is it really on?

Yes..

if your putting it on will pack me loincloth and get a shift on..

Sorted, ile put it on pause .. For errrr 3 hours

best make it 4..

4 th gear on me reliant robin is a bit iffy..

See you for breakfast then

what would you like cooked..?

Oh if your making it ile have the full Monty, no black pudding though

You can leave your hat on... Whistles

Hehe

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I could whisper filth in your ear

Whilst giving me a neck rub?

Of course..naked and covered in oil *giggles* x

We both pop over xxx will grab my keys

Any guys want to watch

No ty..

Last of the Mohicans is on shortly..

Great film

Pssst.. Is it really on?

Yes..

if your putting it on will pack me loincloth and get a shift on..

Sorted, ile put it on pause .. For errrr 3 hours

best make it 4..

4 th gear on me reliant robin is a bit iffy..

See you for breakfast then

what would you like cooked..?

Oh if your making it ile have the full Monty, no black pudding though "

sorted..

bangers grilled or fried?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could whisper filth in your ear

Whilst giving me a neck rub?

Of course..naked and covered in oil *giggles* x

We both pop over xxx will grab my keys

Any guys want to watch

No ty..

Last of the Mohicans is on shortly..

Great film

Pssst.. Is it really on?

Yes..

if your putting it on will pack me loincloth and get a shift on..

Sorted, ile put it on pause .. For errrr 3 hours

best make it 4..

4 th gear on me reliant robin is a bit iffy..

See you for breakfast then

what would you like cooked..?

Oh if your making it ile have the full Monty, no black pudding though

sorted..

bangers grilled or fried?

Fried please then dabbed in kitchen roll .. Must be Walls or Richmond

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd bring over a Chinese and a couple of bottles of wine and we could have a natter as we haven't spoken for a while

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd bring over a Chinese and a couple of bottles of wine and we could have a natter as we haven't spoken for a while

Ide sooner have vodka & pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd bring over a Chinese and a couple of bottles of wine and we could have a natter as we haven't spoken for a while

Ide sooner have vodka & pizza

I would have popped over drank ya voddy eaten ya pizza .. And then ....

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