FabSwingers.com forum: Apt T-shirt texts

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am a natural blonde. Please speak loud and slow"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I maybe blonde..but I'm not dumb

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Stop staring at my tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this isn't padding im actually fat

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Chaos, trouble and confusion, my work here is done!".

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

That's not a baby it's chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex wore a t shirt saying "Don't Be Evil" on it when we met up after we had split. Just reiterated that I was glad I'd left the twat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I am a bomb disposal technician, if you see me running, try to keep up'

'I'm not a gynaecologist but I'll take a look'

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I have a top that's black with pink writing on the front saying... When I'm good I'm very vert good...

And on the back in red writing .. but when I'm bad I'm better..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When my brother was travelling the world in the 70s, he wore a T-shirt I had made for him. On the front it showed a rainbow, and on the back the text "May your coat be lined with sunbeams". People kept nicking it, I sent him several, to Nepal, Africa..., and in the end I made him one with a rainbow and the text on the back said: If you see this T-shirt without my brother in it, please send it to ...[and then our parents' address in Holland].

Wherever he sat down for a drink or a meal, people would ask him to stand up so they could read the bottom half of the text. He still has that one

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

cover me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're all c**ts.

My daughter bought it for my birthday...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're all c**ts.

My daughter bought it for my birthday..."

Ouch !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're all c**ts.

My daughter bought it for my birthday..."
sounds like something my daughter would by too,i like her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To err is human..... To arr is pirate

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

On the back of a bikers t-shirt

If you can read this, the bitch fell off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Twerk"

1. To dance using predominantly your bum, usually sexually.

2. Where people in Yorkshire go Monday to Friday, 9am to 5pm.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

All this and brains too

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"'I am a bomb disposal technician, if you see me running, try to keep up'"

I'm wearing a t-shirt with that slogan today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have one that says "tell your girlfriend I said thanks"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ac/dc tshirt lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I am currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too!But the possibilities are ENDLESS!

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By *aisy100Woman
over a year ago

wakefield

I have a vest, one front " I like boys"

On the back " and girls"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the body of a god...

Shame it's Buddah

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