FabSwingers.com forum: What contraband would you sneak into the jungle

By *etanready OP Couple
over a year ago

dover

Have to be mint sauce,couldnt live without it

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Toothpaste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A glass dildo!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

My OH.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My OH."

Awwww

I nearly typed a forumite's name!

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By *etanready OP Couple
over a year ago

dover

"A glass dildo!"

Good weapon to bash all those critters with

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe

My rabbit

oh an Duracell lots of em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A glass dildo!

Good weapon to bash all those critters with"

Haha - sod that! You've clearly never met me when I'm uncomfortably horny!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

If you want to re enact being in the jungle, Lovehoney have a Scorpion clit vibe....

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By *etanready OP Couple
over a year ago

dover

"A glass dildo!

Good weapon to bash all those critters with

Haha - sod that! You've clearly never met me when I'm uncomfortably horny!"

welcome to my g/f horny 24/7 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My rabbit

oh an Duracell lots of em "
. And more spare batteries

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By *etanready OP Couple
over a year ago

dover

"My rabbit

oh an Duracell lots of em . And more spare batteries

lots of sunshine in the jungle, wonder if they do a solar powered vib

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My rifle (including ammunition), a sharp knife nd a shower curtain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moisture cream and all my lipsticks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweet chilli sauce..

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I've got more sense than to take part in the stupid programme, so I wouldn't need to.

If forced though, a taser, a big knife, chocolate and a lot of cider.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 5* hotel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wet wipes, fruit gums, kindle

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Timmy Mallet, a catapult and full dog poo bags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My rifle (including ammunition), a sharp knife and a shower curtain."

I was considering taking you in as contraband - you're definitely coming with me now! Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My rifle (including ammunition), a sharp knife and a shower curtain.

I was considering taking you in as contraband - you're definitely coming with me now! Lol!"

Make that two shower curtains then, one for use as a shelter and the other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My rifle (including ammunition), a sharp knife and a shower curtain.

I was considering taking you in as contraband - you're definitely coming with me now! Lol!

Make that two shower curtains then, one for use as a shelter and the other

Haha - can we take candles too - seems a shame not too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would take extra bath towels..less slippy and sticky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Winnebago, or am I missing the point?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would take extra bath towels..less slippy and sticky

Excellent point...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My rifle (including ammunition), a sharp knife and a shower curtain.

I was considering taking you in as contraband - you're definitely coming with me now! Lol!

Make that two shower curtains then, one for use as a shelter and the other

Haha - can we take candles too - seems a shame not too

Excellent idea..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My rifle (including ammunition), a sharp knife and a shower curtain.

I was considering taking you in as contraband - you're definitely coming with me now! Lol!

Make that two shower curtains then, one for use as a shelter and the other

Haha - can we take candles too - seems a shame not too

Excellent idea..

We can take a little bit of romance with us can't we lol! Or the candles that I'm buying for wax play hehe

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By *hecat007Woman
over a year ago

Round the corner

Bic razors;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pack of three !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would take extra bath towels..less slippy and sticky

Excellent point..."

And warmer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My rifle (including ammunition), a sharp knife and a shower curtain.

I was considering taking you in as contraband - you're definitely coming with me now! Lol!

Make that two shower curtains then, one for use as a shelter and the other

Haha - can we take candles too - seems a shame not too

Excellent idea..

We can take a little bit of romance with us can't we lol! Or the candles that I'm buying for wax play hehe

Chuck a few of each into the burgen and see where the mood takes us...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My rifle (including ammunition), a sharp knife and a shower curtain.

I was considering taking you in as contraband - you're definitely coming with me now! Lol!

Make that two shower curtains then, one for use as a shelter and the other

Haha - can we take candles too - seems a shame not too

Excellent idea..

We can take a little bit of romance with us can't we lol! Or the candles that I'm buying for wax play hehe

Chuck a few of each into the burgen and see where the mood takes us..."

Good plan - as you have the candles coming to yours you can pack them, and I believe the ouchie paraffin ones were yours anyway lol!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

A onesie with a hood to do all the creepy crawly games in.. ear plugs and a nose clip.

salt and pepper cos the food must be rank without seasoning..

not fussed about bikinis cos if the sun shone I wouldnt wear any.

moisturiser couldnt go long without hand cream.

I think I should go on the beans and rice diet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An inflatable bed ... for lounging in the pool and slippery nuri massages

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By *ornyspiceCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Would need to take my underarm with all that heat.

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By *appyfuckerMan
over a year ago

in a happy place north wales coast

mouth wash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My rabbit

oh an Duracell lots of em . And more spare batteries

lots of sunshine in the jungle, wonder if they do a solar powered vib"

They do one. What I would take would be my phone with a solar charging battery attached x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The biggest bottle or spray can of bug killer and insect repellant going......

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