FabSwingers.com forum: Clone your cock !!! LOL :-D

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry , I've nearly just pissed myself laughing , Love Honey have a range of products on there site where by you make a mould of your erect cock and then pour latex in and " hey presto" you've cloned your own cock . They even do it in glow in the dark latex ..... What ! In case there is a power cut so you can find your FBs cloned cock easily

. There is a size gauge on the tube starting at 5 inches upwards , but when it gets to 11 inches it says " more material may be required " LOL

:- It's like a group of guys got round a table drank a load of beer and said right ! Let's agree the next big New product ..... I know how about " clone your cock ". Sooooo funny .

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Been around for a while. I cloned my lover's cock and the finished product was very impressive

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'd rather have a clone of someone else's cock. Perhaps we should all nominate someone and then divvy up the royalties?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Do you get to paint it yourself like an Airfix model?

Hell of a gift to one old person to another, say for their diamond anniversary or whatever the BIG ones are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen a comedy film years ago , two guys running around a woman's bedroom with glow in the dark condoms on , just like star wars light sabers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id rather have the cock than a reminder of it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you get to paint it yourself like an Airfix model?

Hell of a gift to one old person to another, say for their diamond anniversary or whatever the BIG ones are."

LOL , does it come with decals

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Been around for a while. I cloned my lover's cock and the finished product was very impressive

Did you have to buy two tubes to finish the job

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Do you get to paint it yourself like an Airfix model?

Hell of a gift to one old person to another, say for their diamond anniversary or whatever the BIG ones are.

LOL , does it come with decals

I'll make my own, can even copy company logo's. Im not sending out any pre-printed little rugby ball shaped, stress balls this year.

Nuh, Merry Christmas, hope you like your new paper weight, dont forget to order your supplies from us next year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That would be a funny secret Santa gift

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By *obbobeanMan
over a year ago

dagenham

Seen them do this on the TV to Jeff Stryker (porn star) I think it was, and then showed the finish product in an interview he was giving, so yeah been around for a long while

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you get to paint it yourself like an Airfix model?

Hell of a gift to one old person to another, say for their diamond anniversary or whatever the BIG ones are.

LOL , does it come with decals

I'll make my own, can even copy company logo's. Im not sending out any pre-printed little rugby ball shaped, stress balls this year.

Nuh, Merry Christmas, hope you like your new paper weight, dont forget to order your supplies from us next year

Hey mate , what an idea !!! We approach big companies like Pepsi or Nike , and in return for advertising there company name on the cloned cocks , we charge a royalty

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

You could drill some holes, scrape a bit out and put string though the end, hey presto next Fancy Dress party you can go as Rebecca Adlington.

I didnt just say that did I?

Im going to hell I just know it

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

There are a few cocks on here I wouldn't mind clones of.

I'd prefer the real thing, with its owner, but failing that, a clone would be lovely.

There are a lot of really ugly cocks on here but also a few that are very aesthetically pleasing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You could drill some holes, scrape a bit out and put string though the end, hey presto next Fancy Dress party you can go as Rebecca Adlington.

I didnt just say that did I?

Im going to hell I just know it"

that would be a big cock then !!!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Do you get to paint it yourself like an Airfix model?

Hell of a gift to one old person to another, say for their diamond anniversary or whatever the BIG ones are.

LOL , does it come with decals

I'll make my own, can even copy company logo's. Im not sending out any pre-printed little rugby ball shaped, stress balls this year.

Nuh, Merry Christmas, hope you like your new paper weight, dont forget to order your supplies from us next year

Hey mate , what an idea !!! We approach big companies like Pepsi or Nike , and in return for advertising there company name on the cloned cocks , we charge a royalty

Who wants a diary with some companys name on it?

This fucking shitty stress ball I have on my desk?

A mug with a companys name on? Nah not really.

How about a cock - You could award it to 'Dick of the day', and I bet it would increase sales and pull the UK out of recession.

Eh dont forget ya mates when you buy your first yaught

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Boat/Yaught/ same thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm going to get my female boss a clone of my cock in the secret Santa thing at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been there done that! Why is it funny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want a plastic reminder of my cock. All i have to do is look down lol

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I'm going to get my female boss a clone of my cock in the secret Santa thing at work

Thats the best I can offer in regards to a High 5.

I hope my Sister isn't your boss, works for SSE in Reading, soon wipe the smile off my face

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going to get my female boss a clone of my cock in the secret Santa thing at work

Thats the best I can offer in regards to a High 5.

I hope my Sister isn't your boss, works for SSE in Reading, soon wipe the smile off my face

SHIT !!!!!! that's really spooky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my ex still has hers that she done of me. Had a built in vibrator

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I've made one before and given it as a gift

Well hard (or not) to do on your own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

omg this reminds me of a piss funny thread.. oh how i wish i could remember what it was called..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"omg this reminds me of a piss funny thread.. oh how i wish i could remember what it was called..

If I remember rightly it was a removed thread!

OP - it would be totally useless for me - latex burns my insides!

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By *himanMan
over a year ago

chichester

Your never alone with a clone !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seen a comedy film years ago , two guys running around a woman's bedroom with glow in the dark condoms on , just like star wars light sabers lol "

Saw that too! Well funny lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"omg this reminds me of a piss funny thread.. oh how i wish i could remember what it was called..

If I remember rightly it was a removed thread!

OP - it would be totally useless for me - latex burns my insides! "

Pop a latex free condom on it baby .....yeah !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP - it would be totally useless for me - latex burns my insides!

Pop a latex free condom on it baby .....yeah ! "

And risk it breaking my insides burning! Nope, I'd rather stick with the real thing! I would even be able to hold it in my hands!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP - it would be totally useless for me - latex burns my insides!

Pop a latex free condom on it baby .....yeah !

And risk it breaking my insides burning! Nope, I'd rather stick with the real thing! I would even be able to hold it in my hands!

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Love hurts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP - it would be totally useless for me - latex burns my insides!

Pop a latex free condom on it baby .....yeah !

And risk it breaking my insides burning! Nope, I'd rather stick with the real thing! I would even be able to hold it in my hands!

Love hurts

Woah woah woah - who said anything about love! I was cloning a cock a minute ago!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have one..my FWB made me it for my Birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We tried making one a while ago....

We failed miserably

that may have been due to us laughing to much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv Made One of Mine for a past girlfriend... She loved it. DP with my 2 of my cock haha x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have one..my FWB made me it for my Birthday

Oh good . Fancy a free upgrade ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have one..my FWB made me it for my Birthday

Oh good . Fancy a free upgrade ?

I've only had it a few weeks

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Iv Made One of Mine for a past girlfriend... She loved it. DP with my 2 of my cock haha x"

Oooh DP... mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have one..my FWB made me it for my Birthday

Oh good . Fancy a free upgrade ?

I've only had it a few weeks

Sure but progress is progress !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have one..my FWB made me it for my Birthday

Oh good . Fancy a free upgrade ?

I've only had it a few weeks

Sure but progress is progress ! "

DP ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have one..my FWB made me it for my Birthday

Oh good . Fancy a free upgrade ?

I've only had it a few weeks

Sure but progress is progress !

DP ?

Mmmm good idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have one..my FWB made me it for my Birthday

Oh good . Fancy a free upgrade ?

I've only had it a few weeks

Sure but progress is progress !

DP ?

Mmmm good idea

Could start a collection of cloned cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and the husband did one after a few beers but we had far to much ingredients left

sorry love

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me and the husband did one after a few beers but we had far to much ingredients left

sorry love"

But if he had stayed hard he would fill the can ...yeah ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That would be a funny secret Santa gift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want one!! Are the kits easy to use? I wonder how I could convince him to do it.....

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I want one!! Are the kits easy to use? I wonder how I could convince him to do it.....

Ok if two are doing it. Just remember, cock to mixture. Not mixture to cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want one!! Are the kits easy to use? I wonder how I could convince him to do it.....

Ok if two are doing it. Just remember, cock to mixture. Not mixture to cock

What if the mixture gets up the errrm hole?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they cloned mine...but never nurtured it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want one!! Are the kits easy to use? I wonder how I could convince him to do it.....

Ok if two are doing it. Just remember, cock to mixture. Not mixture to cock

What if the mixture gets up the errrm hole?

my anal clone does my cloned tits in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want one!! Are the kits easy to use? I wonder how I could convince him to do it.....

Ok if two are doing it. Just remember, cock to mixture. Not mixture to cock

What if the mixture gets up the errrm hole?

my anal clone does my cloned tits in"

You cloned your arse hole?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once made one from modeling clay. Must have a picture somewhere. Did it during office hours. My colleagues were aghast/impressed.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I want one!! Are the kits easy to use? I wonder how I could convince him to do it.....

Ok if two are doing it. Just remember, cock to mixture. Not mixture to cock

What if the mixture gets up the errrm hole?

You make a bonus tooth pick as well

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I once made one from modeling clay. Must have a picture somewhere. Did it during office hours. My colleagues were aghast/impressed.

Did you mount it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once made one from modeling clay. Must have a picture somewhere. Did it during office hours. My colleagues were aghast/impressed.

Did you mount it ?"

Yup. On a champagne bottle.

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By *lackCherryCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

We did one when Mr was working away a lot and i still have it

. I was actually considering getting another as they are real good fun to do. Mrs

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By *lackCherryCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was wanting to buy the vagina one and make it to give to my partner for Xmas even though I've bought him a ticket to see Frank Turner in Feb

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By *lackCherryCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"I was wanting to buy the vagina one and make it to give to my partner for Xmas even though I've bought him a ticket to see Frank Turner in Feb

The clone a vagina kits are pretty rubbish by comparison.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was wanting to buy the vagina one and make it to give to my partner for Xmas even though I've bought him a ticket to see Frank Turner in Feb

The clone a vagina kits are pretty rubbish by comparison.

Really?

awww

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By *lackCherryCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Really?

awww

It just clones the "outside" making it functionally useless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really?

awww

It just clones the "outside" making it functionally useless.

That's a bit shit! Shame you can't clone it into a fleshlight :/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's Obi when you want him!?

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By *homCrownMan
over a year ago

West Fife

Tried it once a few years ago, ended up a mess due to mistiming the latex pour, leaking out the base of tube and cock losing interest!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got one as a freebie off LH but not used it yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to clone my sweetie's cock!!

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By *awty bi coupleCouple
over a year ago

Wet Walsall

"I'd like to clone my sweetie's cock!!

mmmm, I'd love to clone G's cock too, I only get to see him once or twice a month and even then we don't always get to do anything sexy, yes, a clone sounds just the ticket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to clone my sweetie's cock!!

mmmm, I'd love to clone G's cock too, I only get to see him once or twice a month and even then we don't always get to do anything sexy, yes, a clone sounds just the ticket

The one I've got comes with a vibrator attachment lol

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By *awty bi coupleCouple
over a year ago

Wet Walsall

Even better .. lol

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale

How about scanner and 3d printer u could email your cock yo someone! A tad expensive atm tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oo I might have to get him one of these, would look nice on my fireplace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We did grizzlys, I love it and we have lots if fun with it

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"Tried it once a few years ago, ended up a mess due to mistiming the latex pour, leaking out the base of tube and cock losing interest!!! "

That was part of the fun when we made ours, lots of kissing and him feeling me up to keep him rock hard whilst his cock was stuck in a tube of goo that was getting colder by the second

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's Obi when you want him!? "

Oi!

OP - don't do it - unless you can guarantee it won't go tits up (and you run out of 'goo') and end up with a smaller, mutant version of your knob!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's Obi when you want him!?

Oi!

OP - don't do it - unless you can guarantee it won't go tits up (and you run out of 'goo') and end up with a smaller, mutant version of your knob!

The thread about that experience had me in hysterics

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By *irtyDee33Woman
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

Absolutely hilarious thread lol totally took my mind off my headache!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now i wonder,if you clone your cock with silicone.turn it inside out,would that become a vagina.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's Obi when you want him!?

Oi!

OP - don't do it - unless you can guarantee it won't go tits up (and you run out of 'goo') and end up with a smaller, mutant version of your knob!

The thread about that experience had me in hysterics

Is that thread still available? Am always willing to learn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's Obi when you want him!?

Oi!

OP - don't do it - unless you can guarantee it won't go tits up (and you run out of 'goo') and end up with a smaller, mutant version of your knob!

The thread about that experience had me in hysterics

Is that thread still available? Am always willing to learn.

Should imagine so. Maybe ask please_me for the thread title x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can get cloning pussy kits too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's Obi when you want him!?

Oi!

OP - don't do it - unless you can guarantee it won't go tits up (and you run out of 'goo') and end up with a smaller, mutant version of your knob!

The thread about that experience had me in hysterics

Is that thread still available? Am always willing to learn.

Nope. I murdered it and buried it in a box ib a field in the middle of.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's Obi when you want him!?

Oi!

OP - don't do it - unless you can guarantee it won't go tits up (and you run out of 'goo') and end up with a smaller, mutant version of your knob!

The thread about that experience had me in hysterics

Is that thread still available? Am always willing to learn.

There were a number of threads about it! Some were removed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are a few cocks on here I wouldn't mind clones of.

I'd prefer the real thing, with its owner, but failing that, a clone would be lovely.

There are a lot of really ugly cocks on here but also a few that are very aesthetically pleasing.

I agree with you there are quite a few that think would make a good clone lol

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By *emon tart Double creamCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

They are so hard to do as staying hard knowing you are going to take your cock out of her mouth/pussy to then push it into a plastic tube with cold putty is not the sexiest thing! Then the water has to be the right temperature to mix with the powder....and then you have to stop laughing enough to do all this!! I didn't have enough powder

so had to order more....it's still in our sex drawer for another time...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive done 1 well 2 because the first one didnt set lol very hard to do, surprising how good it looks after though! worth giving for a little gift at Xmas

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