FabSwingers.com forum: How do you deal with Cold Calls

By *exySwing3rs OP Couple
over a year ago

In Your Hearts

They can be annoying at the best of times. Do you:

* Say a polite thanks but no thanks.

* Tell them to f**k off.

* Cut the call off without saying anything.

Would you have any sympathy with the caller as he/she is only doing a job to earn some money.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't answer the phone.

If I do answer I'm always polite. They are just doing their job.

I always try to cheer call centre people up. I feel bad that they probably got abuse all day. People can be really mean.

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands

It depends on when they call, also if they come up with a local number or not.

Those that call during the day get no answer.

Those that call early evenings are likely to find themselves chatting with my 2 year old.

Those that call evenings will hear the thud as I drop the phone back onto the cradle, but as I'm tps registered they shouldn't ring here anyways, and I dont give the number out (I dont know it

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

It depends on which company it is, the person making the call, what time it occurs, if I was doing anything at the time and my mood.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I am on the TPS so get few. Of those I do get I simply point out that I am on the TPS and should not be calling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't get any.. I feel so left out and lonely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's a number I don't recognise I will answer the phone by saying Woodford police station. If it's a cold caller I will chastise them for tying up an emergency number.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"I am on the TPS so get few. Of those I do get I simply point out that I am on the TPS and should not be calling. "

Me too - they soon put the phone down - he he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on who or why,

Those evil scum who claim to be from Microsoft and trick the vulnerable into giving them access to their computers so they can rob them, don't deserve nice, those flogging loans, windows etc. just doing a job deserve a polite version of f off and don't call back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my sister gives the phone to her 4 year old daughter and funny enough when they realise what's happened they hang up, problem solved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a caller display and if it's a number I don't recognise, I don't answer!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Depends on who or why,

I love the Microsoft ones. I used to work in IT specialising amongst other things in server security.

I tie them up in knots. They usually hang up on me. I consider them sport.

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I normally say I am dead and it was my funeral today, burst into tears, then ask them "why are the good ones taken from us" and follow that with me saying how much of a good man I was.

They really don't know what to say.

(ps, not as me obversely lol)

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By *exycleanerWoman
over a year ago

pontefract

changed my number when i moved do not get any now

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By *ev-PMan
over a year ago

Hampshire

"If it's a number I don't recognise I will answer the phone by saying Woodford police station. If it's a cold caller I will chastise them for tying up an emergency number. "

although I'm usually polite this is a good tip to remember.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love the Microsoft ones. I used to work in IT specialising amongst other things in server security.

I tie them up in knots. They usually hang up on me. I consider them sport."

So do I, I consider it a public service to keep them on the line and away from robbing my or anyone's mother! it's also very amusing when in the right mood.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

I'm quite rude.

All our numbers are registered with the TPS so they can fuck off as far as I am concerned.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Answer the phone

Put the receiver down

Wlak away and carry on perving on Fabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take the call and leave them hanging on for an hour without speaking..

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By *andyblokeMan
over a year ago

birmingham

i have tried all sorts...police, trading standars, chip shop, plumbers merchants etc but they usually just plough on reading down there script.So now once i know what its about i say "i'll go and fecth him" and just leave them hanging on.

The ones that really get my goat are the "can i speak to the homeowner"...i usally start messing them about e.g.

i am sorry Homer isnt here, but hercules is would you like to speak to him.He's just got back from greece..... and then i just drone on and on.They usually give up lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They can be annoying at the best of times. Do you:

* Say a polite thanks but no thanks.

* Tell them to f**k off.

* Cut the call off without saying anything.

Would you have any sympathy with the caller as he/she is only doing a job to earn some money.

Hi. I was once one of these callers. The best thing to do. Ask there name and what company they are calling from. Politely ask your number to be removed from their calling list. Then say you are not interested in anything. Then hang up. Simples.

Or you could just start talking shit to them. When they try and interrupt you. Ask them politely not to interrupt you while you are talking!!

Or just say,"will you fuck right off cunt face?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Answer the phone

Put the receiver down

Wlak away and carry on perving on Fabs

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I enjoy subverting the call, engaging in a cross talk conversation and leaving them feeling as if they have lost all will to live.

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

We like to string themalong for as long as possible to waste their time and cost them money.

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

"We like to string themalong for as long as possible to waste their time and cost them money. "
lol same a favorites can you just hold on two ticks till i answer the door then sit and watch tv checking every now and then to see if hung up yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once said to a woman who tried selling me shares in palm oil.after i ripped her a new one about the environmental issues of palm oil plantations I told her she was interupting my afternoon wank.she soon fucked off .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i actively listen for 30 seconds or so then ask them to hold on a minute......

put the phone next to the radio and walk away.

soon pisses them off

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By *r tickle 22Man
over a year ago

Sheffeld

Well I normally say , hello you're through to the lesbian and gay hotline how may have help . . ! !

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

I am polite till I say no thanks to whatever they are selling then if THEY get abusive I threaten to make a complaint about their attitude they soon go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll just ask where they are calling from and how they gt my TPS registered number, which they can never tell me or they'll insist I must have put it into something, but I never use my landline for anything so that can't be the case. Then I'll ask them to remove me from all their systems. I'm never rude, but am very firm...after all they are just doing their job and haven't personally selected my number to ring. If they try to tell me I am interested then things change and they'll usually go away with a telling off!

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By *randmrsminxyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

let then do there pitch , then make a note of company ,then polite ask that they remove me from there data base and i dont give them permission to pass my data on .

if they phone again , then i tell them to go forth

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By *estlands4Man
over a year ago

Sidmouth

Depends if they are uk based or not - I love the foreign ones especially the scammers like themicrosoft helpline - oooh it takes me so long to find my computer and switch it on...

Any uk based ones polite but no thanks usually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If our house phone rings we all look at each other in surprise,shrug our shoulders and say it can't be for me or they'd phone my mobile

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Depends what mood I am in, sometimes I am rude, sometimes I just don't answer and leave the line open for a few minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I let them say their thing and then say I'm going to find a pen and paper to take down details, sometimes I go back to the phone in 10 minutes to see if they are still on the line Sometimes it's 20 minutes

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By *igjob01Man
over a year ago

near newtownards

For a long time I was getting loads on my works mobile so I started answering it" hello immigration on call number, can I help you" or " hello harbour commissioners on call number" they soon stopped

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By *exySwing3rs OP Couple
over a year ago

In Your Hearts

The worse ones are the recorded messages from 'PPI' and 'No win no fees' Companies. You can't even vent your anger at them

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"The worse ones are the recorded messages from 'PPI' and 'No win no fees' Companies. You can't even vent your anger at them

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One of the reasons I rarely answer the house phone, I think they record when the phone is answered and keep calling back about that time then....

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By *ikeHWrexhamMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

I used to get a lot of these calls I tried the usual:

Be polite to them.... Didn't work still got the calls

Told them to F*ck off ..... Didn't work still got the calls

Leave them hanging on the phone....Didn't work still got the calls

Eventually I just told to hang on a second while I start to record the call because the police have asked for evidence of the harassment...... I suddenly stopped getting the calls

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

My mam god rest her soul. Had a cold caller trying to get her to sign up for an evening news paper. She listened as he went into his pitch then asked nicely what he was trying to sell her. She politely said no thank you son and hung up. He called back minutes later and said he didn't like her attitude. I smiled at my mam and told him to f*ck off. First time I ever swore in front of my mother. He never called back.

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

if its a repeating cold call on the phone like ppi, car crash claim etc etc we've now perfected our response to this...hello Dave's sperm bank you spank it and we bank it.....the line just goes dead all of a sudden.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a private number.

Please remove my number from your records.

Bye.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're best off just politely saying no thanks and hanging up. You can get angry/swear/talk about the TPS etc etc. The person you're talking to really won't care. Having done call centre work all they do is have a good laugh about you when you've gone. And leaving the phone on the side, putting it next to a radio...perfect from their point of view..they will sit back and put their feet up, and not have to call anyone else for quater of a hour. If you really want to wind them up actually take the time to try and talk to them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it is from an auto dialer put the phone down before any one speaks, if it is a person politely say no thank you.

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By *exySwing3rs OP Couple
over a year ago

In Your Hearts

"This is a private number.

Please remove my number from your records.

Bye. "

That usually won't make a lot of difference as the numbers are passed/sold to many different companies. Even if one was to take the number off the list, others will still keep on calling.

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By *lackCherryCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Between 1 and 3, We keep getting the "Sir, You have a fake version of Windows running" lately bit of a laugh when were both into IT. Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have recently (this evening) started asking how they are, are they ready for Christmas, how is their family. and telling them my holiday plans. In fact was chatty they didn't have time to do the 1 minute survey

But I am blaming a random member of this forum for putting me up to it, don't know who you are but it's your fault

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Between 1 and 3, We keep getting the "Sir, You have a fake version of Windows running" lately bit of a laugh when were both into IT. Mrs"
LOL did you tell them it was much better than the original

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a private number.

Please remove my number from your records.

Bye.

That usually won't make a lot of difference as the numbers are passed/sold to many different companies. Even if one was to take the number off the list, others will still keep on calling."

Hmmm it's not bad but no not fool proof. I have a BT machine that's supposed to block some numbers - the jury's out on that one currently ! Or I have extensively used BTs change your number for free.

I've found this a huge success and also deters annoying relatives

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

Our home phone packed up about a year ago and we haven't bothered to replace it...

A story in the papers a few years back. A bloke got a second phone line installed that charged £5 a minute. When he got a cold caller he would ask "Do you mind if I transfer this call to my office phone so we can talk in peace? " He then sat and chatted for ages... After a few weeks he stopped getting cold calls and gave a few hundred pounds to charity...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a private number.

Please remove my number from your records.

Bye.

That usually won't make a lot of difference as the numbers are passed/sold to many different companies. Even if one was to take the number off the list, others will still keep on calling.

Hmmm it's not bad but no not fool proof. I have a BT machine that's supposed to block some numbers - the jury's out on that one currently ! Or I have extensively used BTs change your number for free.

I've found this a huge success and also deters annoying relatives

Although I should add that we have in the past inherited some odd numbers - like the local vicarage. We used to get frequent enquires for christenings, the odd wedding but mostly funerals alas. The temptation at times was immense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or I have extensively used BTs change your number for free.

I've found this a huge success and also deters annoying relatives

To completely stop nuscience calls from annoying telesales and annoying relatives, I recommend using the BT not paying your bill service, combined with unplugging the phone to stop BT phoning to whine about the unpaid bill. soon stops them all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did read a few week back of a similar topic but elsewhere and found the best reply. It involved answering the phone by whispering 'yes the job is done but I am covered in blood now. I will have a good clean up after disposing of the body'

Did make me chuckle

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