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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have a "pink slip" from the OH to have fun on Saturday... but cant get anything sorted

Any offers? It is the time of good will to all men

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'd offer but your 300 miles away and don't like lardies.

So sorry, can't help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody wants to, or nobody can?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd offer but your 300 miles away and don't like lardies.

So sorry, can't help."

ditto, except the distance.

wouldnt make a difference if you were down the road

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Eek. I meant you're.

I shall go and flog myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd offer but your 300 miles away and don't like lardies.

So sorry, can't help."

What's a lardie?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I'd offer but your 300 miles away and don't like lardies.

So sorry, can't help.

What's a lardie? "

Fat person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its ok man i feel your pain! nobody wants to fuck me either haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd offer but your 300 miles away and don't like lardies.

So sorry, can't help.

What's a lardie? "

I'd love to know as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd offer but your 300 miles away and don't like lardies.

So sorry, can't help.

What's a lardie?

Fat person."

You're joking. I thought them sorts were barred from this site?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I'd offer but your 300 miles away and don't like lardies.

So sorry, can't help.

What's a lardie?

Fat person.

You're joking. I thought them sorts were barred from this site? "

Bloody well should be, I reckon. How irresponsible of Fab to promote unhealthy living as acceptable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the term was "chubs"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be in Norfolk as of tomorrow Virgo

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I think the term was "chubs""

Yes, but it still means fat person, no?

Not that it bothers me that the OP doesn't meet lardies, I'm merely pointing out I'd offer but for the two issues.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think the term was "chubs""

And is directed towards men... as is the hairy preference, but nobody has jumped on that.

Hey ho.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I'll be in Norfolk as of tomorrow Virgo"

Don't count your chickens. You haven't got a lift yet

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I'll be in Norfolk as of tomorrow Virgo"

Virago

I'm a Gemini.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I think the term was "chubs"

And is directed towards men... as is the hairy preference, but nobody has jumped on that.

Hey ho. "

I'm not jumping just explaining why I can't offer.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I have high standards, mate. Soz.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phone made it look like Virgo lol, maybe you could formally welcome me back to Norfolk xx

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I think the term was "chubs"

And is directed towards men... as is the hairy preference, but nobody has jumped on that.

Hey ho. "

I didn't read it as meaning men. I took it to mean both sexes. My mistake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have high standards, mate. Soz. "

liar

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

But if I had the time and were closer then I would.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Phone made it look like Virgo lol, maybe you could formally welcome me back to Norfolk xx"

Too young for me, sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the term was "chubs"

And is directed towards men... as is the hairy preference, but nobody has jumped on that.

Hey ho. "

ah, so your only 'picky' when it comes to men?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I have high standards, mate. Soz.

liar "

Tis true, a combination of looks and personality attracts me. I turn people down too but mainly through lack of time.

I would if I could but I can't.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I think the term was "chubs"

And is directed towards men... as is the hairy preference, but nobody has jumped on that.

Hey ho.

ah, so your only 'picky' when it comes to men?

"

I'm pickier when it comes to men too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think the term was "chubs"

And is directed towards men... as is the hairy preference, but nobody has jumped on that.

Hey ho.

ah, so your only 'picky' when it comes to men?

"

why do Ihave to justify my preferences to you?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Well the cyber offer was there.....briefly....a limited 'steve available' window of opportunity ne'er to be repeated...a one off...a unique occasion....

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Well the cyber offer was there.....briefly....a limited 'steve available' window of opportunity ne'er to be repeated...a one off...a unique occasion...."

You're so giving

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I have a "pink slip" from the OH to have fun on Saturday... but cant get anything sorted

Any offers? It is the time of good will to all men "

Arrrgh only 50 miles away but I'm off to the Midlands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a "pink slip" from the OH to have fun on Saturday... but cant get anything sorted

Any offers? It is the time of good will to all men "

I'll fuck you on the condition that you come to my place and we watch all 5 versions of Bladerunner first...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Well the cyber offer was there.....briefly....a limited 'steve available' window of opportunity ne'er to be repeated...a one off...a unique occasion....

You're so giving "

I like him.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Waves from 200 miles away and hopes you have a good telescope

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Waves from 200 miles away and hopes you have a good telescope "

I can see your tits from here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a "pink slip" from the OH to have fun on Saturday... but cant get anything sorted

Any offers? It is the time of good will to all men

I'll fuck you on the condition that you come to my place and we watch all 5 versions of Bladerunner first..."

Is there seriously 5 versions of that shite. Are they graded according to the level of boredom you want to feel?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Waves from 200 miles away and hopes you have a good telescope "

Funny enough I do have a telescope. I will get it out later

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

If you find a good man for that goodwill may I join in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll be in Norfolk as of tomorrow Virgo

Virago

I'm a Gemini. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you find a good man for that goodwill may I join in? "

only if you bring your strap on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the term was "chubs"

And is directed towards men... as is the hairy preference, but nobody has jumped on that.

Hey ho. "

I hadn't read your profile, apologies.

I'm a chubby chubster and I'm not at all offended. I think it's cute.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"If you find a good man for that goodwill may I join in?

only if you bring your strap on "

I don't have one. I thought the pair of you would be equipped with your permanently strapped ons. Plus I am fat.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Have I been turned down then?

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo

The man has a preference, I am not sure why anyone is offended by that but it seems they are

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"The man has a preference, I am not sure why anyone is offended by that but it seems they are "

I wish he'd prefer me! Well, for a beer and a game of chess or something. Nothing pervy.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo


"The man has a preference, I am not sure why anyone is offended by that but it seems they are

I wish he'd prefer me! Well, for a beer and a game of chess or something. Nothing pervy. "

That isn't as much fun as a good BJ though is it?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"The man has a preference, I am not sure why anyone is offended by that but it seems they are

I wish he'd prefer me! Well, for a beer and a game of chess or something. Nothing pervy.

That isn't as much fun as a good BJ though is it? "

It's got lots of pawn in it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The man has a preference, I am not sure why anyone is offended by that but it seems they are "

thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The man has a preference, I am not sure why anyone is offended by that but it seems they are "

not offended, just cant understand how being fat and attractive/unattractive can be gender specific. lol

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

OP, you have one of the most erotic pics I have seen so far on here. I'd f**k you just to say thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried putting up a meet ?

That's the usual standard reply

Don't worry Ben, someone out there will want you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP, you have one of the most erotic pics I have seen so far on here. I'd f**k you just to say thank you "

shame you are off to the Midlands

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"OP, you have one of the most erotic pics I have seen so far on here. I'd f**k you just to say thank you

shame you are off to the Midlands "

I'll be back!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The man has a preference, I am not sure why anyone is offended by that but it seems they are

not offended, just cant understand how being fat and attractive/unattractive can be gender specific. lol"

In general, I go for curvy women, slim petite ts and muscular men.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The man has a preference, I am not sure why anyone is offended by that but it seems they are

not offended, just cant understand how being fat and attractive/unattractive can be gender specific. lol

In general, I go for curvy women, slim petite ts and muscular men. "

Good lord man, dont express a preference... the chip on their shoulder brigade will tar and feather you

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By *r tickle 22Man
over a year ago

Sheffeld

Sorry not for me ya tits are to small mate lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The man has a preference, I am not sure why anyone is offended by that but it seems they are

not offended, just cant understand how being fat and attractive/unattractive can be gender specific. lol"

It is called a PREFERENCE, I am sorry if I cannot make that clearer. I dont like sucking the cocks of hairy or chub (please click link for clarification http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chub_(gay_slang) ) men.

I do wonder if you would have got so upset if I said I didnt like skinny minnys?!?! You also bipassed the bit where I said hairy... why not stick up for the hirsuite out there?

I also avoid heavy smokers, people with poor personal hygiene and people with chips on their shoulders....

I apologise for expressing a PREFERENCE... get over it!

PS. I never mentioned anything about attractiveness... stick to the facts.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Skinny Minny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you find a good man for that goodwill may I join in?

only if you bring your strap on

I don't have one. I thought the pair of you would be equipped with your permanently strapped ons. Plus I am fat."

Ask santa for one. They are great fun. Tick that box.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the term was "chubs"

And is directed towards men... as is the hairy preference, but nobody has jumped on that.

Hey ho.

ah, so your only 'picky' when it comes to men?

why do Ihave to justify my preferences to you? "

come on you've been on here long enough to know how it works

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Bugger, i could have smothered you with my boobage if I had seen this earlier.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bugger, i could have smothered you with my boobage if I had seen this earlier. "

Im game

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Bugger, i could have smothered you with my boobage if I had seen this earlier.

Im game "

Your ticker wouldn't be up to it...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bugger, i could have smothered you with my boobage if I had seen this earlier.

Im game Your ticker wouldn't be up to it... "

I'll bring jump leads just on case

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

I'm free

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Bugger, i could have smothered you with my boobage if I had seen this earlier.

Im game Your ticker wouldn't be up to it...

I'll bring jump leads just on case "

I will bring my Dexter "kit"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"its ok man i feel your pain! nobody wants to fuck me either haha!"

I'd fuck you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's nothing wrong with having preferences, I have lots of them:

They must be female (or male)

They must be willing

They must be breathing

They must have a pulse

They must be continent

Some of these are negotiable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"its ok man i feel your pain! nobody wants to fuck me either haha!

I'd fuck you. "

can i watch?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"There's nothing wrong with having preferences, I have lots of them:

They must be female (or male)

They must be willing

They must be breathing

They must have a pulse

They must be continent

Some of these are negotiable. "

Do they have to be human? Careful not the say the wrong thing here or I could get a ban.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's nothing wrong with having preferences, I have lots of them:

They must be female (or male)

They must be willing

They must be breathing

They must have a pulse

They must be continent

Some of these are negotiable. "

i'll get my coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's nothing wrong with having preferences, I have lots of them:

They must be female (or male)

They must be willing

They must be breathing

They must have a pulse

They must be continent

Some of these are negotiable.

i'll get my coat "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd offer but your 300 miles away and don't like lardies.

So sorry, can't help.

What's a lardie?

Fat person.

You're joking. I thought them sorts were barred from this site?

Bloody well should be, I reckon. How irresponsible of Fab to promote unhealthy living as acceptable. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd offer to sit and talk footie with you on here but you'll shout at me again !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"its ok man i feel your pain! nobody wants to fuck me either haha!

I'd fuck you.

can i watch? "

Yes.

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