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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm waiting for a parcel delivery and need someone/s to alleviate the boredom, who knows the delivery driver might want to join in too

Who wants to join me, form an orderly queue now

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Go on then. A breakfast muffin would be nice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go on then. A breakfast muffin would be nice."

Would you like sausage in your muffin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I bring something with me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pick me!! Pick me!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I bring something with me? "

As long as its not the 12incher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I bring something with me?

As long as its not the 12incher "

It might be

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pick me!! Pick me!!! "

Did someone hear something??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I bring something with me?

As long as its not the 12incher

It might be "

Noo that's for Ryan I'm more an 8 inch kinda guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I bring something with me?

As long as its not the 12incher

It might be

Noo that's for Ryan I'm more an 8 inch kinda guy "

I've said on my thread he can't take more than 10!!! Now be brave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I bring something with me? "
I'd take those 2 belgian buns on your profile mmmm food!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I bring something with me?

As long as its not the 12incher

It might be

Noo that's for Ryan I'm more an 8 inch kinda guy

I've said on my thread he can't take more than 10!!! Now be brave "

*breathes in and grits teeth*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I bring something with me? I'd take those 2 belgian buns on your profile mmmm food!"

Argh not this again lol

It is angel delight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I bring something with me?

As long as its not the 12incher

It might be

Noo that's for Ryan I'm more an 8 inch kinda guy

I've said on my thread he can't take more than 10!!! Now be brave

*breathes in and grits teeth* "

Just lie back and think of England

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm waiting for a parcel delivery and need someone/s to alleviate the boredom, who knows the delivery driver might want to join in too

Who wants to join me, form an orderly queue now "

you come wait for mine and I'll wait for yours

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I bring something with me? I'd take those 2 belgian buns on your profile mmmm food!

Argh not this again lol

It is angel delight "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pick me!! Pick me!!!

Did someone hear something?? "

Charming

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm waiting for a parcel delivery and need someone/s to alleviate the boredom, who knows the delivery driver might want to join in too

Who wants to join me, form an orderly queue now

you come wait for mine and I'll wait for yours "

Ok, mines heavy though, will have to give you some manual handling training

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I bring something with me?

As long as its not the 12incher

It might be

Noo that's for Ryan I'm more an 8 inch kinda guy

I've said on my thread he can't take more than 10!!! Now be brave

*breathes in and grits teeth*

Just lie back and think of England "

Incoming.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pick me!! Pick me!!!

Did someone hear something??

Charming "

I still luv ya, you don't need picking, you're always top of my list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm waiting for a parcel delivery and need someone/s to alleviate the boredom, who knows the delivery driver might want to join in too

Who wants to join me, form an orderly queue now

you come wait for mine and I'll wait for yours

Ok, mines heavy though, will have to give you some manual handling training "

I'm very good with manual handling

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm waiting for a parcel delivery and need someone/s to alleviate the boredom, who knows the delivery driver might want to join in too

Who wants to join me, form an orderly queue now

you come wait for mine and I'll wait for yours

Ok, mines heavy though, will have to give you some manual handling training

I'm very good with manual handling "

You're used to heavy objects then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm waiting for a parcel delivery and need someone/s to alleviate the boredom, who knows the delivery driver might want to join in too

Who wants to join me, form an orderly queue now

you come wait for mine and I'll wait for yours

Ok, mines heavy though, will have to give you some manual handling training

I'm very good with manual handling

You're used to heavy objects then "

lots of times but never a 12 incher

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm waiting for a parcel delivery and need someone/s to alleviate the boredom, who knows the delivery driver might want to join in too

Who wants to join me, form an orderly queue now

you come wait for mine and I'll wait for yours

Ok, mines heavy though, will have to give you some manual handling training

I'm very good with manual handling

You're used to heavy objects then

lots of times but never a 12 incher "

You haven't met Julie then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm waiting for a parcel delivery and need someone/s to alleviate the boredom, who knows the delivery driver might want to join in too

Who wants to join me, form an orderly queue now

you come wait for mine and I'll wait for yours

Ok, mines heavy though, will have to give you some manual handling training

I'm very good with manual handling

You're used to heavy objects then

lots of times but never a 12 incher

You haven't met Julie then "

nope I've never had that pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi my ears are burning!

I wonder if I can use two strap ons at once?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi my ears are burning!

I wonder if I can use two strap ons at once?!? "

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Oi my ears are burning!

I wonder if I can use two strap ons at once?!? "

I have never used one but I am willing to try if that enables them to get done at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi my ears are burning!

I wonder if I can use two strap ons at once?!?

I have never used one but I am willing to try if that enables them to get done at the same time."

Thank you Lickety, maybe we need to also take some gags?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is your mate the delivery driver by any chance?? he's gorgeous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi my ears are burning!

I wonder if I can use two strap ons at once?!?

I have never used one but I am willing to try if that enables them to get done at the same time.

Thank you Lickety, maybe we need to also take some gags? "

good I don't want to show weakness by screaming like a girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm waiting for a parcel delivery and need someone/s to alleviate the boredom, who knows the delivery driver might want to join in too

Who wants to join me, form an orderly queue now

you come wait for mine and I'll wait for yours

Ok, mines heavy though, will have to give you some manual handling training

I'm very good with manual handling

You're used to heavy objects then

lots of times but never a 12 incher

You haven't met Julie then

nope I've never had that pleasure"

I have

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm waiting for a parcel delivery and need someone/s to alleviate the boredom, who knows the delivery driver might want to join in too

Who wants to join me, form an orderly queue now

you come wait for mine and I'll wait for yours

Ok, mines heavy though, will have to give you some manual handling training

I'm very good with manual handling

You're used to heavy objects then

lots of times but never a 12 incher

You haven't met Julie then

nope I've never had that pleasure

I have "

Was she late because she was getting the twelve incher?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm waiting for a parcel delivery and need someone/s to alleviate the boredom, who knows the delivery driver might want to join in too

Who wants to join me, form an orderly queue now

you come wait for mine and I'll wait for yours

Ok, mines heavy though, will have to give you some manual handling training

I'm very good with manual handling

You're used to heavy objects then

lots of times but never a 12 incher

You haven't met Julie then

nope I've never had that pleasure

I have

Was she late because she was getting the twelve incher?"

No its because she was driving lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"is your mate the delivery driver by any chance?? he's gorgeous! "

No he's not, I told you he's not coming on here, hands off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is your mate the delivery driver by any chance?? he's gorgeous!

No he's not, I told you he's not coming on here, hands off lol "

but he's so lush!! god dammit! meh

*flounces off n sulks in the corner with bottom lip out and arms crossed*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm waiting for a parcel delivery and need someone/s to alleviate the boredom, who knows the delivery driver might want to join in too

Who wants to join me, form an orderly queue now

you come wait for mine and I'll wait for yours

Ok, mines heavy though, will have to give you some manual handling training

I'm very good with manual handling

You're used to heavy objects then

lots of times but never a 12 incher

You haven't met Julie then

nope I've never had that pleasure

I have

Was she late because she was getting the twelve incher?

No its because she was driving lol "

I can multi task

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi my ears are burning!

I wonder if I can use two strap ons at once?!?

I have never used one but I am willing to try if that enables them to get done at the same time.

Thank you Lickety, maybe we need to also take some gags?

good I don't want to show weakness by screaming like a girl "

That's the spirit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"is your mate the delivery driver by any chance?? he's gorgeous!

No he's not, I told you he's not coming on here, hands off lol

but he's so lush!! god dammit! meh

*flounces off n sulks in the corner with bottom lip out and arms crossed*"

Don't make me come over there and spank you missy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still not arrived and I'm really really bored now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm waiting for a parcel delivery and need someone/s to alleviate the boredom, who knows the delivery driver might want to join in too

Who wants to join me, form an orderly queue now

you come wait for mine and I'll wait for yours

Ok, mines heavy though, will have to give you some manual handling training

I'm very good with manual handling

You're used to heavy objects then

lots of times but never a 12 incher

You haven't met Julie then

nope I've never had that pleasure

I have

Was she late because she was getting the twelve incher?

No its because she was driving lol

I can multi task "

Can I just point out I never met the 12 incher @ Manchester

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"Oi my ears are burning!

I wonder if I can use two strap ons at onIts !? "

Cannt you just use a double ender bent in the middle,

thats the guys bent over and the double ender in the middle and remember guys its rude not to llube,,,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just to let you all know, the packages arrived at 4pm, ffs, all day grrr.

Still at least they arrived

Oh and no one came to be done either

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"Just to let you all know, the packages arrived at 4pm, ffs, all day grrr.

Still at least they arrived

Oh and no one came to be done either "

very rare at that time to come in as delivery drivers cant make up the time

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Just to let you all know, the packages arrived at 4pm, ffs, all day grrr.

Still at least they arrived

Oh and no one came to be done either "

No but I did keep you occupied by text

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just to let you all know, the packages arrived at 4pm, ffs, all day grrr.

Still at least they arrived

Oh and no one came to be done either

No but I did keep you occupied by text "

That is very true, tbh I had more fun too

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