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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Im lying next to mrnotts who's fast asleep and the little monkeys just dropped one

Help I can't breathe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dutch oven him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dutch oven him "

What's that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Return the favor but stick your bum in his face first

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Wake him up and tell him to go spank the monkey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dutch oven him

What's that "

Trap him and his fumes underneath the quilt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm chuckling now and making the bed move. He's going to wake thinking I'm playing with myself and it's game on

Er no smelly arse

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"I'm chuckling now and making the bed move. He's going to wake thinking I'm playing with myself and it's game on

Er no smelly arse "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm chuckling now and making the bed move. He's going to wake thinking I'm playing with myself and it's game on

Er no smelly arse "

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Pluck one of his chest hairs. He'll half wake up, but not quite, but will be aware of it.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Has the smell dispersed yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If I changed his profile name to Trumper do you think it would put folk off

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

flap the quilt youve got to take him in hand babe x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's gone away yes Lickety. Perhaps he's brewing another though

Tina - I'm sure one of these days we will bump into each other somewhere. Mr Notts is the folically challenged one I'll swap your idea for a nose hair

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By *rencherMan
over a year ago

Derby

Ask Santa to get him some of these:-

http://www.policymic.com/articles/69415/this-fart-absorbing-underwear-will-change-your-life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I changed his profile name to Trumper do you think it would put folk off "

I wonder how long it would take him to notice you had changed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's gone away yes Lickety. Perhaps he's brewing another though

Tina - I'm sure one of these days we will bump into each other somewhere. Mr Notts is the folically challenged one I'll swap your idea for a nose hair "

stick a cork up his backside

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ask Santa to get him some of these:-

http://www.policymic.com/articles/69415/this-fart-absorbing-underwear-will-change-your-life

"

love the picture !

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

perhaps a hose from arse to window

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"perhaps a hose from arse to window "

A good suggestion. But then he's emitting methane to atmosphere. Doesn't that increase global warming ? We'll have the environmental police on our case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask Santa to get him some of these:-

http://www.policymic.com/articles/69415/this-fart-absorbing-underwear-will-change-your-life "

Are you now banned?

I've been put on the naughty step various times.

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By *rencherMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Ask Santa to get him some of these:-

http://www.policymic.com/articles/69415/this-fart-absorbing-underwear-will-change-your-life

Are you now banned?

I've been put on the naughty step various times."

Not yet.....

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