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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

coat hook (weather permitting)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Small change purse (foreskin required)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Small change purse (foreskin required) "

haha. That's good

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Door stop.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Draught excluder - length and girth required.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Desk tidy

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

onion ring holder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

measuring tool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drinks stirrer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thermometer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet roll holder

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By *Xcite72Man
over a year ago

Chester

Tool for making holes in donuts!

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By *ev-PMan
over a year ago

Hampshire

Garden dibber

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By *irthoneMan
over a year ago

London

Mood swingometer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toothbrush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dipstick

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Candle holder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Door stop.

"

Ouch! Maybe I should let you loose on one of my subs!

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By *easing_twoCouple
over a year ago

Bristol, Thornbury

Fishing lure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HELICOPTER WOO HOO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Toothbrush "

Does it have bristles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Toothbrush

Does it have bristles "

Don't all cocks have bristles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rolling pin for my pastry

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Elephant trunk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pineapple ring holder

Nibble nibble mmmmmmmmm

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Sky remote holder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remote control measurer. Seems to be a lot of guys measuring their sky remotes on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knitting needle......wld need two of equal size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

breathalyser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tooth pick

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Book end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hand warmer !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alarm clock

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Alarm clock"

Alarm clock? An alarmed cock is a not a good thing.

Sun dial I could understand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ski Jump

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Gear stick for a learner driver

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Heated towel rail

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Comfy place to sit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Garden hose pipe (must be connected to an alcohol flow)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hand rail

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By *iker ladMan
over a year ago

Hinckley

A 'chock',stops me rolling. Out of bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hat stand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hammer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Washing gauge.

In bed in the morning,

if it lays to the left, do the washing,

if it lays to the right, do the ironing,

if it stands straight up, forget washing and ironing and stay in bed !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large breast seperator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Draught excluder - length and girth required. "
I have been asked to perform such services in the past

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

policemans cosh lol

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

crowbar...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tent pole

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Alarm clock

Alarm clock? An alarmed cock is a not a good thing.

Sun dial I could understand."

Hard cocks are the best alarm clocks

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By *ingerbicky69Woman
over a year ago

EXETER

Flag pole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Toothbrush

Does it have bristles

Don't all cocks have bristles?"

hopefully not enough to clean ones nashers with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the holidays so;

1. A place to hang Candy Canes.

2. A place to hang your Christmas Stocking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gob stopper / lollipop

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Ashtray.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Back scratcher

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