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Funniest Moment in B&Q

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Totally forgot to mention this at the time, but when I had my nose broken in jiu jitsu, you can imagine the mess my face was in, blood everywhere, all down my front, anyway, after the session had finished I checked my phone and the mrs had txt me asking me to go to B&Q to get some hack saw blades.

So walks in there without a care in the world, straight from the Dojo, full of blood, stopped an assistant and asked him what aisle the blades where in the look on the poor womens face was priceless

of course I did have to explain it all to her just so I could purchase one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can just imagin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was asked for identification in B&Q to buy hacksaw blades... perhaps she was checking you weren't buying them for some sort of twisted revenge, lol

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

I dragged hubby along to Homebase the other evening, we walked into the kitchen section just in time to see a guy open a wall unit door....which came off in his hand, as he stood there with his mouth open and this kitchen cupboard door in his hand the unit itself fell off the wall....straight through the glass top of the cooker beneath it.

The scene was like a sketch from 'Some Mothers do have them'.

Needless to say we reversed out of the kithcen department, and drove down the road to Magnet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

it was just that, i did have to show ID, specifically my fighting licence

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I dragged hubby along to Homebase the other evening, we walked into the kitchen section just in time to see a guy open a wall unit door....which came off in his hand, as he stood there with his mouth open and this kitchen cupboard door in his hand the unit itself fell off the wall....straight through the glass top of the cooker beneath it.

The scene was like a sketch from 'Some Mothers do have them'.

Needless to say we reversed out of the kithcen department, and drove down the road to Magnet."

make a house a home, yeah right hahahahaaha love it

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

What the feck is a fighting license?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What the feck is a fighting license?"

Any martial art club request you buy a license when joining, its required when purchasing weapons mainly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What the feck is a fighting license?

Any martial art club request you buy a license when joining, its required when purchasing weapons mainly"

AK47, Explosives etc by chance?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

haha no, more like Bo Staff, Nunchuks, swords etc

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