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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This time in 3 weeks the big day will be here.

What are you normally doing at 9:30 on Christmas morning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a coffee whilst the daughter dances about like a loon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Putting as much meat between two slices of bread as possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a coffee whilst the daughter dances about like a loon

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this but add son

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my dreams - de-spooning, have a lovely morning snog and whatever may ensue

In real life - me, coffee, book. Perhaps a walk along the railwayline.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Putting as much meat between two slices of bread as possible "

Hot dog ?

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By *atelotmanMan
over a year ago

Chatham

Treating it as a normal day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleeping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually in the Kitchen drinking the Sherry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will be watching a famous swim that happens down the beach... Too cold to join in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Putting as much meat between two slices of bread as possible

Hot dog ?

Bacon, sausage, maybe some fried kidneys ... But you meant cock didn't you? Eh? Eh? I know Santa comes once a year, but it's not in my mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Putting as much meat between two slices of bread as possible

Hot dog ?

Bacon, sausage, maybe some fried kidneys ... But you meant cock didn't you? Eh? Eh? I know Santa comes once a year, but it's not in my mouth "

Would I think something like that ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Putting as much meat between two slices of bread as possible

Hot dog ?

Bacon, sausage, maybe some fried kidneys ... But you meant cock didn't you? Eh? Eh? I know Santa comes once a year, but it's not in my mouth

Would I think something like that ?

Of cooooooourse not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

waking up with a thick head, knowing the only thing to do is have a smoked bacon butty on white with real butter is the only way to cure it. hopefully anyway

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Bellini time for the hangover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"waking up with a thick head, knowing the only thing to do is have a smoked bacon butty on white with real butter is the only way to cure it. hopefully anyway"

but don't forget the HP sauce !! a bacon butty is nothing without it

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Having a scratch and turning over for another hour or so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Running round like a loon cos santa as been and having a nice breakfast with my one n only . Then zoom off to see my wonderful nan .. Ohhh I adore Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a scratch and turning over for another hour or so"

Why is it that a woman would never say something like that?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Having a scratch and turning over for another hour or so

Why is it that a woman would never say something like that?

Cos they would be admitting to a smelly finger

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Making a cuppa and going back to bed till its time to stuff my face again! I love Xmas food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a scratch and turning over for another hour or so

Why is it that a woman would never say something like that?

Cos they would be admitting to a smelly finger

So you scratch AND smell?!

The depth to which a man can sink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One on one with my daughter, if she is up..lazy moo even at Christmas.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Having a scratch and turning over for another hour or so

Why is it that a woman would never say something like that?

Cos they would be admitting to a smelly finger

So you scratch AND smell?!

The depth to which a man can sink

Hey, what can I say. I like marmalade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

will be out with my two dogs most of the day while mrs is at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

trying to sleep unless i get called out for work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will be at work incase anyone buys Chinese tree lights or puts too much brandy on their pud.

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"Having a scratch and turning over for another hour or so

Why is it that a woman would never say something like that?

I was just about to..

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

having a cuddle cos nobody else will be here so....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will be mucking out or getting ready to hack out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a scratch and turning over for another hour or so

Why is it that a woman would never say something like that?

Cos they would be admitting to a smelly finger

So you scratch AND smell?!

The depth to which a man can sink

Hey, what can I say. I like marmalade

So do I, but I get mine from the shop.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Having a scratch and turning over for another hour or so

Why is it that a woman would never say something like that?

Cos they would be admitting to a smelly finger

So you scratch AND smell?!

The depth to which a man can sink

Hey, what can I say. I like marmalade

So do I, but I get mine from the shop.

Some strange shops where you live

I hope they put whiskey in theirs!!

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By *randmrsminxyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Putting as much meat between two slices of bread as possible "

Is that a euphemism ?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the ale lol don't have many days off

didn't say how or where

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a scratch and turning over for another hour or so

Why is it that a woman would never say something like that?

Cos they would be admitting to a smelly finger

So you scratch AND smell?!

The depth to which a man can sink

Hey, what can I say. I like marmalade

So do I, but I get mine from the shop.

Some strange shops where you live

I hope they put whiskey in theirs!!

Her they put whisky in everything. Even baby wipes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"waking up with a thick head, knowing the only thing to do is have a smoked bacon butty on white with real butter is the only way to cure it. hopefully anyway

but don't forget the HP sauce !! a bacon butty is nothing without it

Agreed!

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Looking for batteries

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By *o1mrtlcMan
over a year ago

cannock

Hopefully still be in bed lol

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands

In he kitchen keeping busy & out of the 'bomb blast' zone that my living room will become

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Getting up opening some champagne and have breakfast ill be on my own until my parents come for Christmas dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Putting as much meat between two slices of bread as possible

Is that a euphemism ?????"

No ... I mean it literally

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By *ottsguy44Man
over a year ago

nottinghamshire

Working

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

feeding the pigs

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

putting the meat in the oven and doing the veg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleeping. My kids are teenagers now so they won't surface till midday.

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"Sleeping. My kids are teenagers now so they won't surface till midday. "

so the teenage years are good for something!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Putting as much meat between two slices of bread as possible

Is that a euphemism ?????

No ... I mean it literally "

I'd happily put you into between two slices of bread and enjoy Christmas breakfast!!

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley

Hoping that the big box under the tree is the new A/V Receiver I've been dropping hints about to Mrs JFL for months!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drinking Bucks Fizz (yeah im rock n roll) and preparing veg for the dinner!

Presents would have been opened up already so im crossing my fingers while im in the kitchen squidge will be dancing to xmas tunes and enjoying her gifts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Putting as much meat between two slices of bread as possible

Hot dog ?

Bacon, sausage, maybe some fried kidneys ... But you meant cock didn't you? Eh? Eh? I know Santa comes once a year, but it's not in my mouth

Would I think something like that ?

Of cooooooourse not!

I would !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Putting as much meat between two slices of bread as possible

Is that a euphemism ?????

No ... I mean it literally

I'd happily put you into between two slices of bread and enjoy Christmas breakfast!!

Wouldn't you prefer me to be between your sheets?

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By *ittle-Miss-NaughtyCouple
over a year ago

Worksop

Waking up with my lovley fiance for our second christmas together, then off too see mum dad little brother 2 kitties n 2 doggies then eat my body weight in food and chocolate.... I cant bluuddy wait!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I can I will be playing a round of golf.

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By *himanMan
over a year ago

chichester

Sleeping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually eating chocolate, having an Irish coffee and helping my mum prepare a cooked brekki for the family. This year I will either be very heavily pregnant, have a new born baby or have my legs crossed hoping it doesn't arrive until Xmas day has ended.

MissD

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Depends on my shift pattern, this year I'm on Nights Christmas Eve so I will be getting home as Santa finishes his rounds and then I'll be dropping off to sleep to the distant sound of reindeer hooves and sleigh bells

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wondering why I'm not at work on a Wednesday

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

coffee with baileys ,... going to be a real quiet xmas this year both daughters not home

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Presents unwrapped so tv on music channel with Christmas songs. Programmes ready to record so in the kitchen starting to get slowly sorted while drinking Asti thinking of my grandma.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

I will have been at work for two and a half hours with another 10 to go.

Rinse and repeat for another two days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will be awake at 4am, no idea why but every year wake up early. Stupid I know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will be awake at 4am, no idea why but every year wake up early. Stupid I know."

I used to do that as a kid excitement your still there lol.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

cooking christmas dinner

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By *aisy100Woman
over a year ago

wakefield

I will be working

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hopefully tucked up in a nice warm bed, feeling a warm body pressed against me as they say happy Xmas... But then I do do a lot of day dreaming

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Putting as much meat between two slices of bread as possible

Is that a euphemism ?????

No ... I mean it literally

I'd happily put you into between two slices of bread and enjoy Christmas breakfast!!

Wouldn't you prefer me to be between your sheets? "

Of cooooourse

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