FabSwingers.com forum: funny chat up line

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you want to play army? I will lay down and you can blow the hell outta me :O)

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Just got that one as well.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now before you run off, I'm not a freak ....... always has them screaming as they run away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmao heard worse man , think the worst i ever used was nice shoes fancy a fuck , actually worked too lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

LMAO broken. That's class!!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fancy going halves on a bastard.. that worked aswell..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fancy going halves on a bastard.. that worked aswell.. "

Haha, I like that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the army one iv had at least 6 times from the same guy on here!!

i love originality

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

funniest I had on here was "how's your fanny for love bites"

and no, he didn't find out!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a "fancy a 9" cock in your mouth this afternoon"

I was very tempted to say "yeah but not yours" but i just blocked him instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the perinial favourite was the " want to go halfers on a monday book"

there are some that really make me laugh and others make me laugh but not in the good way!!

best one ever was hey u fancy a 12 inch cock in you?? il shag u three times that makes 12 inches!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you want to play army? I will lay down and you can blow the hell outta me :O)"

i got that one today too!!!! i have to laugh even more at the carpet bomb messaging....cheek!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you want to play army? I will lay down and you can blow the hell outta me :O)

i got that one today too!!!! i have to laugh even more at the carpet bomb messaging....cheek!!!

Should have said "no, but you can hide in my bush!"

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By *ickndomCouple
over a year ago

Wimborne

The names Bond, uni bond, Gauranteed to fill your cracks, we thought it was funny

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"The names Bond, uni bond, Gauranteed to fill your cracks, we thought it was funny"

That is funny and would get my attention. Then funny and original always does it for me...

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