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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

you look at a patch ice with morbid fear and walk over it like you didn't make it to the loo rather than take a run at it to see how far you slide?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or when you go out and take a cardigan "just in case"

In my case I was watching porn ant thought "ohh I used to have a bed like that" lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Or when you see some snow and don't start looking for someone to chuck a snowball at.

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

Or you would never DREAM of putting snow in your mouth!

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex


"Or when you go out and take a cardigan "just in case"

In my case I was watching porn ant thought "ohh I used to have a bed like that" lol"

Bed?? I was thinking "Hey, I had those curtains 6 years ago!"

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

Or had a dressmade of the pattern those curtains were

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

You look at a wallpaper in an establishment and remember it was made when you worked for the company who printed it and you left there 3 decades ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when it takes you all night just to think about what you used to do all night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get ya knob out and then cant remember why

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By *randmrsminxyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

mmmmmmmmm were are the hot water bottles

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By *ickedxxxCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

When you start to wonder if you can use just for men on pubic hair?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you start wearing a vest cos it's a bit nippy

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By *lentyoffun40Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire


"when you start wearing a vest cos it's a bit nippy "

When you see young people you knew as a baby stood at the side of you in a pub , towering above you and looking "ream"

When you empty your old wardrobe at parents and find now that's what I call music 5 in album form

When you sit down and automatically let out a moan

When today's music is just pure shit

When you have a daughter attending Uni

When you can remember when there was a " late night shopping night" in town towards Xmas ... And it was quite magical

When you can remember toy and hobby

When you can no longer keep up with technology

When you would rather chill in a swingers club instead of going around town and the thought of going around town fills you with horror

When kids at work think your near death cos your 40 !!!

Need I go on ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when you start wearing a vest cos it's a bit nippy

When you see young people you knew as a baby stood at the side of you in a pub , towering above you and looking "ream"

When you empty your old wardrobe at parents and find now that's what I call music 5 in album form

When you sit down and automatically let out a moan

When today's music is just pure shit

When you have a daughter attending Uni

When you can remember when there was a " late night shopping night" in town towards Xmas ... And it was quite magical

When you can remember toy and hobby

When you can no longer keep up with technology

When you would rather chill in a swingers club instead of going around town and the thought of going around town fills you with horror

When kids at work think your near death cos your 40 !!!

Need I go on ? "

No thanks young un you've said enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

first thought on seeing half naked young girls outside clubs is "she`ll catch her death"

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

When you can insure a 2.8 Z3 fully comp for 170 quid

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Uh, I don't know because I'm not old yet

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Although I have been called both a "mature lady" and a "MILF" on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you think a tank top might look funky in a swingers club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying to get out of bed in a morning and body not wanting too

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

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