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By *aravancouple OP   Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

I hate the smell of stale tobacco, or wet dogs, in houses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate the smell of stale tobacco, or wet dogs, in houses. "

You wouldn't want to come around my house then. My dogs an ex Olympic swimmer that's taken up smoking

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Deep fat fryer!!

My lad always comes home from my ex's parents house smelling like a chip shop! It's hideous!

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

cat litter that's dirty

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

my farts

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By *aravancouple OP   Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love


"I hate the smell of stale tobacco, or wet dogs, in houses.

You wouldn't want to come around my house then. My dogs an ex Olympic swimmer that's taken up smoking "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I worked for a while as a door to door debt collector, and in one house there were 40+ cats, who never seemed to get out.

The smell hit like a wall when the front door was opened, clean clothes and a shower were needed after a call to that one, 'cos it was "come in.. I've the money here somewhere".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piss poo or fish

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Wet dog too close to an open fire that's been rolling in horse piss.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Fetid arse musk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Urine yukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I worked for a while as a door to door debt collector, and in one house there were 40+ cats, who never seemed to get out.

The smell hit like a wall when the front door was opened, clean clothes and a shower were needed after a call to that one, 'cos it was "come in.. I've the money here somewhere". "

Cat piss, cat poo and catfish

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Cat piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that 'warmth' smell after a hefty shite has been deposited down the loo

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

Dogs i am allergic to them cant stand the smell either

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Tobacco and dogs.. can be horrendous

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Dogs!

Once went to a clients house to take a witness statement. The house was meticulous, as were they, but Jesus they had an old dog, it must have been decomposing from the inside out!

I don't know how you could be immune to that smell!

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"I worked for a while as a door to door debt collector, and in one house there were 40+ cats, who never seemed to get out.

The smell hit like a wall when the front door was opened, clean clothes and a shower were needed after a call to that one, 'cos it was "come in.. I've the money here somewhere". "

it was in the kitty she just didn't know which one lol

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Frying smells or other strong cooking smells. I couldn't cope living in a house with a living room and kitchen in the same room.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Bin Juice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dead dog .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bin Juice"

Particularly if it contains something that's been dead for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cat piss or wet smelly towels

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

several months of human faeces on the floors..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wet dog combined with gas fire. .. Urgh!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No smell that is Bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are, I forgot, wiped from my mind... Wet dog, gas fire where said dog has rolled in fox poo ..... The experience is such your mind will blank the memory afterwards.

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By *lentyoffun40Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire

Laziness

Some of the houses I frequent on a day to day basis are just disgusting

Filthy and smell of .. Well I don't know how to describe it

No need for it at all

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Finding my neighbour 3 days after he died

D x

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

if the flies are trying to get out don't go in lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are, I forgot, wiped from my mind... Wet dog, gas fire where said dog has rolled in fox poo ..... The experience is such your mind will blank the memory afterwards. "

Too true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate the smell of stale tobacco, or wet dogs, in houses.

You wouldn't want to come around my house then. My dogs an ex Olympic swimmer that's taken up smoking "

very good lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curries and garlic or cat urine. My friend had a cat and when she moved house; the cat peed on her new dining room carpet. No matter how many times she cleaned that carpet, it smelt awful when it dried.

She had to get profesdional cleaners in the end and they told her that cat urine is very hard to remove. If you use a cleaning product with bleach, it forms crystals on cat urine and the smell is awful.

Im not a cat lover but id never have more than one cat in a house, as cats do soil when stressed and i also dont like cat litter trays, people putting them in their kitchens etc

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"if the flies are trying to get out don't go in lol"

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"Curries and garlic or cat urine. My friend had a cat and when she moved house; the cat peed on her new dining room carpet. No matter how many times she cleaned that carpet, it smelt awful when it dried.

She had to get profesdional cleaners in the end and they told her that cat urine is very hard to remove. If you use a cleaning product with bleach, it forms crystals on cat urine and the smell is awful.

Im not a cat lover but id never have more than one cat in a house, as cats do soil when stressed and i also dont like cat litter trays, people putting them in their kitchens etc "
my cat wont go out!!!!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Curries and garlic or cat urine. My friend had a cat and when she moved house; the cat peed on her new dining room carpet. No matter how many times she cleaned that carpet, it smelt awful when it dried.

She had to get profesdional cleaners in the end and they told her that cat urine is very hard to remove. If you use a cleaning product with bleach, it forms crystals on cat urine and the smell is awful.

Im not a cat lover but id never have more than one cat in a house, as cats do soil when stressed and i also dont like cat litter trays, people putting them in their kitchens etc "

Didn't know that about cats until I accidentally stood on her tail. She let out a blood curdling scream and ran from the room pissing every where: the rugs, the sofa, cushions...funny, she's never entwined herself round my legs when I'm walking since!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

any kind of pets.

the smell is much more difficult to get out of a house than pretty much any other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate the smell of stale tobacco, or wet dogs, in houses. "

id say dog shit smell.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

tom cat smells note I don't have a tom

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By *lassic1Man
over a year ago

bellshill


"that 'warmth' smell after a hefty shite has been deposited down the loo

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so delicately put !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the smell of an all-night fart marathon after a big curry

(pukes)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Finding my neighbour 3 days after he died

D x"

nothing is worse than a body that's on the turn

i once had a pair of adidas trainers (nearly 30 years ago now) that were a grey suede and once that got wet they stank of cat piss

can anyone remember what they were called.

or was my feet that stank of cat piss lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Worst smell i ever had in the house was a decomposed mouse. I'd bought some frozen ones for the snake I had, put the carrier bags where I store them. The smell was so bad and then I went to use one of the bags and the mouse was still in there

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..


"Deep fat fryer!!

My lad always comes home from my ex's parents house smelling like a chip shop! It's hideous! "

Can Agree with the smell from an over used deep-fat fryer !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the smell of an all-night fart marathon after a big curry

(pukes)"

try eating one of them all day breakfasts that come in a tin it beats any curry known to man for that fragrant aroma.

its that bad the taliban might use it for mustard gas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

House party smell, where everyone has crashed over and the stench when you open the door to the room on the morning after the night before where it's all happened. Usually a mix of spilt alcohol, stale smoke, fart, hangover breath, BO, sex, leftover food and general mingingness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cat piss. in your shoes. the dirty, geriatric, half blind, confused, lucky to be still breathing little fuck!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I hate the smell of stale tobacco, or wet dogs, in houses. "

Those are rank.

Also animal urine and faeces. And phesants cooking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate the smell of stale tobacco, or wet dogs, in houses. "

The damp, foisty the smell you get in a cold unessential unloved property is just unpleasant and depressing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the smell of a deep fat fryer is the worse

but also don't like smell after someone's cooks strong smelling fish

and yeah dogs can cause a problem, mine stink after they have been for a walk and been running through wet fields and puddles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glade plugins.

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By *iker ladMan
over a year ago

Hinckley


"the smell of an all-night fart marathon after a big curry

(pukes)

try eating one of them all day breakfasts that come in a tin it beats any curry known to man for that fragrant aroma.

its that bad the taliban might use it for mustard gas "

True that!!

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By *iker ladMan
over a year ago

Hinckley

14 year old stepsons bedlinen,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teenagers bedroom honks lol or stale fusty smell always have to have windows open even in middle of winter cant sleep with them shut x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog

Old dog

Dog sprayed by a skunk

Dirty Dog not bathed

Ugh I get this at a clients house...I said one of these days when the dog goes out, I would "forget" to let it back in lol

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

Deep fat fryer smells

Dogs, wet and dry

Damp

Tobacco

Cat pee

btw for cat pee you have to use a cleaner with enzymes, not your usual cleaning stuff that will only make it worse. You can buy two different sprays to neutralise the smell, urin-off and wee away. They both work brilliantly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My own farts. Right now they stink like something is rotting in my gut.

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

When your house is on fire and your still in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tobacca and fishy smells ewwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly.... the smell of my daughter went she comes back from staying at her dads!! Its a mix of stale smoke, damp old house/ not properly dried washing. Its rank - but I try really hard not strip her & throw her in the bath the second she gets home!!

Oh & rotten potatoes is the worst smell in the world!!!

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