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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I'm on the bus with my two toddlers , they we're very giddy and being little imps.

A lady was sat opposite us who may I add looked around ten years older than myself.

She was laughing at the imps then looked at me and said " it's hard work being a grandma isn't it"

I think the looked on my face said it all!!

So you can all do you're best to cheer this old bird up

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Told you not to wear that Foxy Bingo badge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh thats bad!!!

I think you're gorgeous and id give you a big kiss under the mistletoe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Told you not to wear that Foxy Bingo badge "

I wasn't, it was in my bag

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

oh hope you put her right its embarrising tho my daughter years ago said oh I like her coat it was a man!! lol if looks could kill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oooh thats bad!!!

I think you're gorgeous and id give you a big kiss under the mistletoe "

Why Thankyou I'm feeling better already ( ditto )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"oh hope you put her right its embarrising tho my daughter years ago said oh I like her coat it was a man!! lol if looks could kill "

I didn't , I just enjoyed her hang her head in shame when the kids said MUUUUM!!

Haha funny

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Face lift come to mind. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Face lift come to mind. Lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well i guess you are old enough to be their gran? i was in my early twenties when my son was a toadler.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"well i guess you are old enough to be their gran? i was in my early twenties when my son was a toadler."

Oh I know I have two children in their 20's too

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

There are some very young grannies out there.

Maybe she needed a new prescription for her glasses.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There are some very young grannies out there.

Maybe she needed a new prescription for her glasses."

Thankyou

She wasn't wearing any so obviously forgot them

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"So you can all do you're best to cheer this old bird up "

B+Q do a 10% discount on Weds for OAP's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well i guess you are old enough to be their gran? i was in my early twenties when my son was a toadler.

Oh I know I have two children in their 20's too"

So you have lots of experience.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

the ones I hate is you look good .... then spoil it when they add .... for your age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well, having been one of the lucky ones to have seen behind the tinsel, i can honestly say the woman has no idea about recognising age on someone lol.

that said, a little granny fancying would end the year lovely lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol I know a lady in her mid 30s thats away to be a grama, clearly she needs her eyes tested!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had the opposite .. imagine my sons face when the people doing his girlfriends 4d scan thought I was the pregnant girlfriend. I wasn't sure whether to be flattered or insulted.

My son was horrified and quickly pointed out that I was the soon to be grandma.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People always assume when I go out anywhere with my dad one of us always feels the need to make a comment to confirm we are father/daughter not sugar daddy/gf! Lol it's quite sad really!?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"oh hope you put her right its embarrising tho my daughter years ago said oh I like her coat it was a man!! lol if looks could kill "

I like that

Perhaps she just watches a lot of Jeremy Kyle and expects youngsters such as yourself to be grans.

I once congratulated one of my mum's friends on being pregnant. She wasn't.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So you can all do you're best to cheer this old bird up

B+Q do a 10% discount on Weds for OAP's "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"the ones I hate is you look good .... then spoil it when they add .... for your age "

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"So you can all do you're best to cheer this old bird up

B+Q do a 10% discount on Weds for OAP's

"

Im just thinking your parents would appriciate this message

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"well, having been one of the lucky ones to have seen behind the tinsel, i can honestly say the woman has no idea about recognising age on someone lol.

that said, a little granny fancying would end the year lovely lol"

Why thankyou

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had the opposite .. imagine my sons face when the people doing his girlfriends 4d scan thought I was the pregnant girlfriend. I wasn't sure whether to be flattered or insulted.

My son was horrified and quickly pointed out that I was the soon to be grandma. "

Made me laugh this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"oh hope you put her right its embarrising tho my daughter years ago said oh I like her coat it was a man!! lol if looks could kill

I like that

Perhaps she just watches a lot of Jeremy Kyle and expects youngsters such as yourself to be grans.

I once congratulated one of my mum's friends on being pregnant. She wasn't. "

Oh you never did!! Shocking!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So you can all do you're best to cheer this old bird up

B+Q do a 10% discount on Weds for OAP's

Im just thinking your parents would appriciate this message "

Wouldn't be any good to them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a woman come to my door selling sky t v. She asked me if i. Had any small children wen i sed my kids were 26and21 she sed that i didnt look old enough. That she thort i was only 36 . I felt great as im 48 but the great feeling didnt last long as. In nxt breath asked me to read something as she had forgot her glasses i wantd to slap her lol x

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I got told yesterday I fuck much younger than a 48 year old. Not sure what 48 year olds are supposed to fuck like

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I got told yesterday I fuck much younger than a 48 year old. Not sure what 48 year olds are supposed to fuck like

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Like the 'Refresher Sweets' granny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could have been worse at least she didnt call you grandad

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got told yesterday I fuck much younger than a 48 year old. Not sure what 48 year olds are supposed to fuck like

"

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How rude !!

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