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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have it, don't know how long I've got left on this planet

But just before it gets the better of me, I just want you all to know how much these forums make me smile and I've many hours laughing a long to your comments

Good bye you sexy people

Mr E, Out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We can only hope they find a cure and that people can be less ignorant about this serious condition

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I hope you survive. Nothing you can drink or eat or rake or watch on tv will help. Thoughts are with you bro.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Rake? Take!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rake? Take! "

phew, I thought that was supposed to be a different word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chucks a pack of tissues and some lemsip into germ ridden thread and rushes out again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh whine, moan, whinge.

Get a grip man

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh whine, moan, whinge.

Get a grip man "

I don't think you understand how bad man flu is. If I had a dog that felt this bad, I'd have it put down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having had real flu once, man flu is a walk in the park!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Having had real flu once, man flu is a walk in the park!"

Maybe the real flu WAS the man flu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh whine, moan, whinge.

Get a grip man

I don't think you understand how bad man flu is. If I had a dog that felt this bad, I'd have it put down"

You're only up the road, do you want me to pick you up and take you to the vets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having had real flu once, man flu is a walk in the park!

Maybe the real flu WAS the man flu "

I doubt it, I was spark out for over two weeks, the last thing I would have considered is logging in here...I honestly felt like I wanted to die.

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By *atelotmanMan
over a year ago

Chatham

Hey grow a pair man,your showing us guys up lol

No man flu is a real killer really.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh whine, moan, whinge.

Get a grip man

I don't think you understand how bad man flu is. If I had a dog that felt this bad, I'd have it put down

You're only up the road, do you want me to pick you up and take you to the vets?"

No don't come near me, I don't want to start an epidemic. I imagine coming into contact with anyone will cause a 'World War Z' style scenario

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh whine, moan, whinge.

Get a grip man

I don't think you understand how bad man flu is. If I had a dog that felt this bad, I'd have it put down

You're only up the road, do you want me to pick you up and take you to the vets?

No don't come near me, I don't want to start an epidemic. I imagine coming into contact with anyone will cause a 'World War Z' style scenario "

Here you go people - another time waster another single guy moaning, then as soon as you try to arrange a meet with them, they run a mile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh whine, moan, whinge.

Get a grip man

I don't think you understand how bad man flu is. If I had a dog that felt this bad, I'd have it put down

You're only up the road, do you want me to pick you up and take you to the vets?

No don't come near me, I don't want to start an epidemic. I imagine coming into contact with anyone will cause a 'World War Z' style scenario

Here you go people - another time waster another single guy moaning, then as soon as you try to arrange a meet with them, they run a mile "

It's for your own safety, believe me, meeting you is not something I wish to refuse

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'm assuming someone else is typing for e87 as man flu is so bad you can barely move. It's a good job hardons do their own thing

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm assuming someone else is typing for e87 as man flu is so bad you can barely move. It's a good job hardons do their own thing "

I maybe on deaths door, but I'll be damned if I'm going to let the Grim Reapers icey cold grip from stopping from typing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold in there MrE !! I'm on my way.

Just one thing, i only have a kitty box so can you get yourself a man cage sorted for when I get there please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hold in there MrE !! I'm on my way.

Just one thing, i only have a kitty box so can you get yourself a man cage sorted for when I get there please "

No need, I've already got comfy in my coffin.

But if you could fetch me some tomato soup, then that would be swell

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Blinking Flip! We haven't heard from the OP in almost 20 mins! Man flu is really dreadful to get. Much worserer than anything else including being trampled by rhinos. Dude, if you're still able to whack the keyboard, whapp something out...er...words preferably

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Blinking Flip! We haven't heard from the OP in almost 20 mins! Man flu is really dreadful to get. Much worserer than anything else including being trampled by rhinos. Dude, if you're still able to whack the keyboard, whapp something out...er...words preferably "

drthdser.,rw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blinking Flip! We haven't heard from the OP in almost 20 mins! Man flu is really dreadful to get. Much worserer than anything else including being trampled by rhinos. Dude, if you're still able to whack the keyboard, whapp something out...er...words preferably "

rigor Mortis is setting in ~~~~ is that how you spell it ?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh bless him! He may have gone into a coma !

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By *expestrobCouple
over a year ago

corby

For all the haters man flu is like a near death experience dont go into the light and xmas piss off

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Whoa people lets be Careful, , this is how viral pandemics spread ,, the best course of action is to let nature take its course,, the strong survive the weak,,, err well don t,

Good luck fella its hell , I know I ve been there,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whoa people lets be Careful, , this is how viral pandemics spread ,, the best course of action is to let nature take its course,, the strong survive the weak,,, err well don t,

Good luck fella its hell , I know I ve been there,,

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So we await the "user no longer on planet"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had it for 6 weeks n gone from the snot to cough to wheezing stage. My chest sounds like a washing machine going round

I've made my will n picked out the hymns!

In fact I'm SO sure it'll be fatal I've even thrown away the old folks home brochures I'd been perusing on the basis I shan't make it that far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What flowers do you want?

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"Whoa people lets be Careful, , this is how viral pandemics spread ,, the best course of action is to let nature take its course,, the strong survive the weak,,, err well don t,

Good luck fella its hell , I know I ve been there,,

So we await the "user no longer on planet" "

One more reason why its hard being a single guy,, the only Lady that wants you is mother nature,,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm still alive, just want to thank all (most) of you for your support, I know only half the population can contract this deadly dose of imminant death and it means alot to me that I'm in your hopes and prayers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has the priest arrived yet

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"I have it, don't know how long I've got left on this planet

But just before it gets the better of me, I just want you all to know how much these forums make me smile and I've many hours laughing a long to your comments

Good bye you sexy people

Mr E, Out"

get well soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Has the priest arrived yet "

He did, but then he caught it, so now were waiting on a priest for him, I fear this will be a vicious cycle

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