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Five rules to remember in life.

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By *yrdwoman OP   Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

1. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name.

2. Money cannot buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they are in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name.

2. Money cannot buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they are in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like that school of thought

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

As a follow on to number 5

Alcohol doesn't cause hangovers, waking up does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Real friends are for life and not just Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name.

2. Money cannot buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they are in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

"

very very good

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By *yrdwoman OP   Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"As a follow on to number 5

Alcohol doesn't cause hangovers, waking up does "

Unfortunately true.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I like

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

Alcohol is not the answer..... But it makes you forget the question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a follow on to number 5

Alcohol doesn't cause hangovers, waking up does

Unfortunately true."

Thought that was the ice

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"Real friends are for life and not just Christmas "

very very true some forget that though

don't bother with revenge believe in karma

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By *yrdwoman OP   Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"As a follow on to number 5

Alcohol doesn't cause hangovers, waking up does

Unfortunately true.

Thought that was the ice "

I know its not booze that gets you d*unk, its the fresh air when you leave the pub.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes to 4!!!! Most definitely to 4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a follow on to number 5

Alcohol doesn't cause hangovers, waking up does

Unfortunately true.

Thought that was the ice

I know its not booze that gets you d*unk, its the fresh air when you leave the pub."

i have noticed that the pavement seems to rock from side to side as well and that some as moved the lock to the front door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name.

2. Money cannot buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they are in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Real friends are for life and not just Christmas

very very true some forget that though

don't bother with revenge believe in karma"

Oh I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name.

2. Money cannot buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they are in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

"

Brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes to 4!!!! Most definitely to 4 "

Ohhhh yes!!

And number 3.... arggghhhhh!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes to 4!!!! Most definitely to 4

Ohhhh yes!!

And number 3.... arggghhhhh!! "

Number 3 hmmm.... But number 4, absolutely.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I was told sex isn t the answer,,

I know,,

sex is the question,,,, yes is the answer,,

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By *asterspire and 806Couple
over a year ago

Chesterfield


"1. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name.

2. Money cannot buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they are in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

"

Spot on Spire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Number one I like but I am

Crap with names

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Misery loves company but company doesn't want to know misery.

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