FabSwingers.com forum: A little piece of advice for you

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Someone who punches you in the face is not your friend

Any other little pieces of advice out there to share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once gave myself a shiner. Do I need therapy?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Dont eat snow, it dosent matter if its yellow, red, brown or whatever, just dont eat it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If ice cubes get stuck in your throat, drink boiling water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone who headbutts your fist deserves a punch in the face

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By *ob55Man
over a year ago

PE13

Real warning in the instruction booklet for my new Samsung washing machine " do not put small animals or young children in the drum"

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Please read instructions on hair straighteners......NOT FOR INTERNAL USE.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone who punches you in the face is not your friend

Any other little pieces of advice out there to share"

My best friend headbutted me once and broke my nose!

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By *ob55Man
over a year ago

PE13

The 18 year old single horny women who keep messaging me are neither 18 nor female but they are probably single

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leaving your mouth open around a naked man will (hopefully) result with it being filled!!

Oh and wear a shower cap when someone says they are going to cover you in cum. Cum in the hair is not what the hairdresser recommends.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Be extremely wary of milky ice cubes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never eat a soggy biscuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never go on Holliday where they still point at aeroplanes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My best friend once broke my jaw, so not strictly a rule to live by because he is still my best friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never wipe your arse with a broken bottle

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By *j_markCouple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Totteridge/Whetstone

Never run with scissors

Admin x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think every best friend needs a good smack in the face now and again, just to keep them in check! Lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If ice cubes get stuck in your throat, drink boiling water. "

I laughed!!

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

"Please read instructions on hair straighteners......NOT FOR INTERNAL USE.

Could warm the hole of your body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never get punched in the face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whilst frying chips, never use your penis to stir them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be extremely wary of milky ice cubes"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check there's paper "before" you start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never use a hair drier in the shower.

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By *ucy and CarlCouple
over a year ago

Broadstairs

Never pick your nose with a boxing glove on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never walk around Sunderland in a Newcastle united shirt

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Never let yourself be talked into playing "freckles" or "soggy biscuit" by military types, ir will not end well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont eat yellow snow

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By *ucy and CarlCouple
over a year ago

Broadstairs

Keep your feet flat and your back straight when going down.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I have laughed out loud at many of these, excellent thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never trust a skinny cook

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

Telling someone to be themselves is not always the best advice you can give them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"never trust a skinny cook"

At first glance I thought you'd typed 'skinny cock'!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shark will only attack you if your wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone tries to give you advice and says they've experienced it and says you should do this/that. Without you even asking for help. Chances are they're lying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person - its boring!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't shit on your own doorstep

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

If you are not part of the solution, you are part of the precipitate.

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By *iccardaTV/TS
over a year ago

Wallasey

never start a land war in Asia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

32.15% of statistics are made up on the spot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go into life with low or zero expectations and you'll never be disappointed

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you have to blow your nose.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

People in glass houses shouldn't undress with the lights on.

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By *ev-PMan
over a year ago

Hampshire

Closed mouth gathers no foot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you break wind in a church,you'll sit in your own pew.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure your hands are washed thoroughly after using deep heat before you pee

Yes i learned the hard way talk about goodness gracious great balls of fire

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By *ev-PMan
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Make sure your hands are washed thoroughly after using deep heat before you pee

Yes i learned the hard way talk about goodness gracious great balls of fire

learnt my lesson after chopping some chilies up then going for a piss without washing my hands first ...not recommended

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"never trust a skinny cook

At first glance I thought you'd typed 'skinny cock'!"

that too

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

It is better to stay quiet, and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth, and remove all doubt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fork in the road is better than a fork in the eye.

I hurt eye yesterday its hurting still

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is better to stay quiet, and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth, and remove all doubt!

(zipped mouth here) lol

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By *aisy100Woman
over a year ago

wakefield

"never trust a skinny cook

At first glance I thought you'd typed 'skinny cock'!"

Until your post thats what I thought it said, I just thought I didnt get the joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please read instructions on hair straighteners......NOT FOR INTERNAL USE.

Ouch !!!!!!!!!!!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

If it says "warning, may contain nuts" on a packet of peanuts, don't send an email with a photo in to the company saying "No shit Sherlock!", as they just don't get the sarcasm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some profiles are fake

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