FabSwingers.com forum: Press 1 for this, press 2 for that ....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've just sat here laughing hysterically at Siren trying to activate her new credit card to a voice activated system. Now she's not very tolerant of these auto-activated call monitoring systems as they often bounce her around different departments or disconnect her entirely, which is probably due to her broad Geordie accent but hey, I have trouble understanding her when she's pissed off too so I'm not surprised if a computer in a call monitoring centre taps it's Dell Inspiron mate on the shoulder and giggles, "Hey, got another one here, listen to this...."

Computer Voice Thingy:

C.a.n. Y.o.u C.o.n.f.i.r.m. T.h.a.t. Y.o.u.r. D.a.t.e. O.f. B.i.r.t.h. I.s. **/**/****

Siren: Noooo, it's 1971!

Computer Voice Thingy:

C.a.n. Y.o.u C.o.n.f.i.r.m. T.h.a.t. Y.o.u.r. D.a.t.e. O.f. B.i.r.t.h. I.s **/**/****

Siren: Yes, for fuck's sake, man!!

Me: Babe, it's a computer, what's with the attitude?

Siren: Well, it dan fookin understand what I'm saying like, man!

Me: Sorry??

Siren: AAAAAAAAGGHH!!!! Man! Like!

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's sounds just like the Geordies in that Michael Caine film 'Get Carter' when he gets off the train from London and goes into the pub. (one of my fave films)

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wishy you are evil!!!! i completely understand what she goin through!!

i usually end up screamin like a woman possesed at them bloody things!! xx