FabSwingers.com forum: 10 onions rings on your cock

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

do you think you could get 10 onions rings on your cock? I reackon I could easy. anyone for a side order? and would fellow fabbers like a picture for proof?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

No.

And no!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope... but then I don't have a cock

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Your cock must be really skinny

No photo required though, thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could yes

I will not take a photo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id like to see proof I could do with a laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your cock must be really skinny

No photo required though, thanks."

as per point in your other thread.

onion rings are possibly around half in thick x 2 inch inner circumference.

so you must have a cock like a toothbrush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could yes

I will not take a photo

LOL

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

how about a garlic clove up your japs eye as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we know a lady who can get 14 cd's on her nipple does that count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As they are about 20mm thick id have no problem with 10 but my cocks to thick to get through the centre hole of the ring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No.

No.

And no!!! "

partypoper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I haven't got a cock...anyone got one I could borrow ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we know a lady who can get 14 cd's on her nipple does that count

only if its like an old lp player, where the next one drops into place as the last finishes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your cock must be really skinny

No photo required though, thanks.

as per point in your other thread.

onion rings are possibly around half in thick x 2 inch inner circumference.

so you must have a cock like a toothbrush"

my first laugh all day - thank you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how about a garlic clove up your japs eye as well "

Don't forget the chilli

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could yes

I will not take a photo

4 times last night flo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your cock must be really skinny

No photo required though, thanks.

as per point in your other thread.

onion rings are possibly around half in thick x 2 inch inner circumference.

so you must have a cock like a toothbrush

my first laugh all day - thank you lol

thats alright.

you just have to offer to put it in your mouth now lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"we know a lady who can get 14 cd's on her nipple does that count

no but good shout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could yes

I will not take a photo

4 times last night flo"

ahh, your meet was with floro.

you lucky boy.

sorry, wont say the same for her though lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your cock must be really skinny

No photo required though, thanks."

no my cock has a nice girth check my pictures.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Does this include stacking them on it and then hoping to remain in balance?

14 Cd's is impressive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

easily. if they pass over my girth.

I don't have the thickest cock on this site. not by a long way but I think id struggle to keep them as a full ring.

just saying.

hahah! cheese and onion flavoured cock......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could yes

I will not take a photo

4 times last night flo"

You impress me somewhat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"easily. if they pass over my girth.

I don't have the thickest cock on this site. not by a long way but I think id struggle to keep them as a full ring.

just saying.

hahah! cheese and onion flavoured cock......

cheese and onion speak for yourself

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

i would be more impressed with ten pineapple rings on there cocks !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmao. it popped into my head just as I was about to post. for thought id better share that thought with every one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i would be more impressed with ten pineapple rings on there cocks !"

pineapple ring aren't much different in depth. and the whole in the middle isn't much bigger either... just weighs a bit more. lol

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

"do you think you could get 10 onions rings on your cock? I reackon I could easy. anyone for a side order? and would fellow fabbers like a picture for proof?"

Dude, you really need to see a professional about your sexual fixation with junk food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does this include stacking them on it and then hoping to remain in balance?

14 Cd's is impressive."
no she has to be lying on her back but still impressive we think tina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we know a lady who can get 14 cd's on her nipple does that count

14, that's impressive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i would be more impressed with ten pineapple rings on there cocks !

pineapple ring aren't much different in depth. and the whole in the middle isn't much bigger either... just weighs a bit more. lol

but pineapple helps with the taste of cum.

not sure onions will do the same thing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i would be more impressed with ten pineapple rings on there cocks !

pineapple ring aren't much different in depth. and the whole in the middle isn't much bigger either... just weighs a bit more. lol

but pineapple helps with the taste of cum.

not sure onions will do the same thing lol"

well.... im just guna have to take your word for that... haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are they freshly battered and deep fried?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

did they make pineapple favoured spangles

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

how about calimari

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how about calimari "

its the pineapple rings you buy in a tin. personally never tried fit any lind of food around my cock. so not sure if it makes a difference or not...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how about calimari

its the pineapple rings you buy in a tin. personally never tried fit any lind of food around my cock. so not sure if it makes a difference or not...

king prawns should work lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"are they freshly battered and deep fried?

Ooo fuck that don't fancy putting antiburn cream on my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id like to see proof I could do with a laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how about calimari

its the pineapple rings you buy in a tin. personally never tried fit any lind of food around my cock. so not sure if it makes a difference or not...

king prawns should work lol"

hahaha! because every guy wants a fishy cock. (I know there crustations, not sure if I spelt that right....)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this the same man who wants to fuck a kebab???????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how about calimari

its the pineapple rings you buy in a tin. personally never tried fit any lind of food around my cock. so not sure if it makes a difference or not...

king prawns should work lol

hahaha! because every guy wants a fishy cock. (I know there crustations, not sure if I spelt that right....)

SOME men dont have a choice lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this the same man who wants to fuck a kebab???????

yes, think he is advertising himself for a job at one of them restaurants where you eat the food off people lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahaha as I LOVE onion rings must try!! although I don't think the onion rings I like would even fit over a cock! ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah... Anyone want a Maccydick or kenfucky fried chicken??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried 5 but one fell off

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By *amie0151Man
over a year ago

Wallasey

"do you think you could get 10 onions rings on your cock? I reackon I could easy. anyone for a side order? and would fellow fabbers like a picture for proof?"

I hope to God that you don't work at Burger King...!?!

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By *r tickle 22Man
over a year ago

Sheffeld

I'm just cooking10 onion rings now ,got the sky remote control on standby and a links can might as well do the job properly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My first thought would be why would i want to but heyyy each to their own

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

ring donut anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ring donut anyone "

why?

do you have piles? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how about calimari

its the pineapple rings you buy in a tin. personally never tried fit any lind of food around my cock. so not sure if it makes a difference or not...

king prawns should work lol

hahaha! because every guy wants a fishy cock. (I know there crustations, not sure if I spelt that right....)

SOME men dont have a choice lol"

hahahahah

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Your cock must be really skinny

No photo required though, thanks.

no my cock has a nice girth check my pictures."

Not if you can fit onion rings on it, it doesn't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your cock must be really skinny

No photo required though, thanks.

as per point in your other thread.

onion rings are possibly around half in thick x 2 inch inner circumference.

so you must have a cock like a toothbrush

my first laugh all day - thank you lol D"

Lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't mean to boast but I reckon I could get at least 10 polo mints on my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My biro balancing pic was a better idea, less friction or risk of grease burns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My biro balancing pic was a better idea, less friction or risk of grease burns

i reckon the OP would grill/roast them as he looks like he would take the healthy option, hence wanting to fuck a kebab and not actually eat it

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By *himanMan
over a year ago

chichester

Were they frozen ones ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My biro balancing pic was a better idea, less friction or risk of grease burns

i reckon the OP would grill/roast them as he looks like he would take the healthy option, hence wanting to fuck a kebab and not actually eat it"

You could fuck the kebab first to create a calorie deficit, then eat it guilt free.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My biro balancing pic was a better idea, less friction or risk of grease burns

i reckon the OP would grill/roast them as he looks like he would take the healthy option, hence wanting to fuck a kebab and not actually eat it

You could fuck the kebab first to create a calorie deficit, then eat it guilt free."

i swwear, henver you get a sense of mankind being 'normal' you only need to click on these forums for a couple of hours to have your original opinion reaffirmed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As they are about 20mm thick id have no problem with 10 but my cocks to thick to get through the centre hole of the ring

I tried 10 firestone R65 ZR 13 tyres around my cock , but as my cock is the size of the star ship enterprise , it didn't work

Oh and when I cum it's about a pint , and I can go again after 30 seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure there are food banks in your area that could do with the stuff you're thinking of adorning your cocks with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how about a garlic clove up your japs eye as well "

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"do you think you could get 10 onions rings on your cock? I reackon I could easy. anyone for a side order? and would fellow fabbers like a picture for proof?"

they are no way big enough though it'd be funny to see

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I might go get one out freezer to prove it and I don't have a small cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I might go get one out freezer to prove it and I don't have a small cock."

you still pissing about?

thought you were doing this an hour ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I had beans on toast instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beans on cock would be inadvisable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had beans on toast instead"

so you are just another person that says something and doesnt go through with it?

well, at least people have your measure now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I know have a picture of this in my pictures that can only be sent private. If you wish to see mail me and I will forward you picture.

this could be a fetish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"do you think you could get 10 onions rings on your cock? I reackon I could easy. anyone for a side order? and would fellow fabbers like a picture for proof?"

Swing site or playschool?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i would be more impressed with ten pineapple rings on there cocks !"

I agree & drip some coconut rum on it to. Mm mm mm.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well this swinger seems to be doing ok a+ verifications. To your lonely d-.?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ten onion rings on my cock? For one I'd not put anything that's just come out the dryer anywhere near my cock and unless they big onions I couldn't squeeze one over it lol

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