FabSwingers.com forum: Talk shit

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To me please. I've got itchy fingers and need distracting

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Errrrr... Lonely weather??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Errrrr... Lonely weather?? "

lonely weather love it

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Sorry I don't know how

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What type of shit would you like to chat about? Firm or loose!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry I don't know how

Your nose will grow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What type of shit would you like to chat about? Firm or loose!?

Ah well we could always use the Bristol stool chart

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

Cow pat

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"To me please. I've got itchy fingers and need distracting

Could be worse. Fingers is better than fanny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What type of shit would you like to chat about? Firm or loose!?

Ah well we could always use the Bristol stool chart

The other question is animal or human lol!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cow pat

Hahahaha very good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To me please. I've got itchy fingers and need distracting

Could be worse. Fingers is better than fanny. "

That is just so true. Nothing worse than a bad case of the bird

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What type of shit would you like to chat about? Firm or loose!?

Ah well we could always use the Bristol stool chart

The other question is animal or human lol!! "

Could always examine squirrel shit just to see if there is a hazelnut in every bite ... Or should that be marathon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

moodymoo I'm in love with U, its the way u mooooooove,possible that hot wet tight groove,maybe its me, ur my ultimate fantasy,Moodymoo do u fancy a pummelling screw?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why are your fingers itchy, and what would it take to stop them itching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To me please. I've got itchy fingers and need distracting

Could be worse. Fingers is better than fanny.

That is just so true. Nothing worse than a bad case of the bird

Reminds me of one of my worst public faux pas... was in the pub, and one of the lads put his beer glass down, leaving a ring of foam around his mouth. I said the first thing that sprang to mind: "Oh, does Rose have thrush?".

Eerie silence.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"moodymoo I'm in love with U, its the way u mooooooove,possible that hot wet tight groove,maybe its me, ur my ultimate fantasy,Moodymoo do u fancy a pummelling screw?"

Swoons oh keeny keeny I'm on me kneesies and I'm crap at poems but yes pummel away

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To me please. I've got itchy fingers and need distracting

Could be worse. Fingers is better than fanny.

That is just so true. Nothing worse than a bad case of the bird

Eerie silence."

oops

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"why are your fingers itchy, and what would it take to stop them itching "

Ah good question, they itchy as I want to do something that I know is a stupid thing to do so I'm using the mad lot that are the forums to distract myself from doing it

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Some dinosaur shit was discovered the other day. Ideal present for that hard to buy for Uncle in need of a door stop

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

[Removed by poster at 01/12/13 13:30:13]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"moodymoo I'm in love with U, its the way u mooooooove,possible that hot wet tight groove,maybe its me, ur my ultimate fantasy,Moodymoo do u fancy a pummelling screw?

Swoons oh keeny keeny I'm on me kneesies and I'm crap at poems but yes pummel away

this bitch took it hard,

enoying my hot hard shard,

her mouth begged for more,

her pussy was getting sore,

I pulled it out n came on her face,

her words uttered thats a disgrace,

seems I didnt cum enuff,

so instead just fingered her muff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"why are your fingers itchy, and what would it take to stop them itching

Ah good question, they itchy as I want to do something that I know is a stupid thing to do so I'm using the mad lot that are the forums to distract myself from doing it

As stupid as the night nurse who I managed to stop when she crawled under my hospital bed to cut the wires of the alarm that got stuck - with scissors?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

According to "Mythbusters" you Can polish a turd....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are we aloud to know what stupid thing is going through your mind, maybe we could decide if it is realy stupid or actually quite a good idea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"are we aloud to know what stupid thing is going through your mind, maybe we could decide if it is realy stupid or actually quite a good idea

I know it's a stupid idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awww so your not going to tell us then shame

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 01/12/13 13:38:13]"

Nope I wanted cheering up not making feel worse

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

there once was a moo called moody

who wandered around in the nudy

to avoid being bitchy

when her fingers got itchy

got off flinging flans at a foodie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"there once was a moo called moody

who wandered around in the nudy

to avoid being bitchy

when her fingers got itchy

got off flinging flans at a foodie

Flan flinging sounds amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

little moodcow sat in a tree,

playing with her wet faneee,

she came very hard and it hit the ground,

another year came around,

on the patch where she had came.

there grew a flower bearing her name,

The Moodycow Rose it was titled,

true story of fanny gush recycled

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"little moodcow sat in a tree,

playing with her wet faneee,

she came very hard and it hit the ground,

another year came around,

on the patch where she had came.

there grew a flower bearing her name,

The Moodycow Rose it was titled,

true story of fanny gush recycled"

Oi me names moodymoo now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"little moodcow sat in a tree,

playing with her wet faneee,

she came very hard and it hit the ground,

another year came around,

on the patch where she had came.

there grew a flower bearing her name,

The Moodycow Rose it was titled,

true story of fanny gush recycled

Oi me names moodymoo now

littlemoodymoo,

i forgot about ewe,

on this farm its hard to differentiate,

who ur banging against the gate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats the best thing to do with a sweet potato

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats the best thing to do with a sweet potato

shove it up ur arse?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whats the best thing to do with a sweet potato

Roast it

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Whats the best thing to do with a sweet potato

Bin it

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Whats the best thing to do with a sweet potato

make it into soup..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's some shit for you!!

I (Lucy) am going to join a nunnery!!

I am going to become celibate and not think naughty thoughts for the whole of next year!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here's some shit for you!!

I (Lucy) am going to join a nunnery!!

I am going to become celibate and not think naughty thoughts for the whole of next year!! "

thast a shame, cos jim and me are discussing how we are gonna spit roast u...och well...maybe next year...his schedule is a bit busy

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Whats the best thing to do with a sweet potato

Bin it"

I'm with you on this one!!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Here's some shit for you!!

I (Lucy) am going to join a nunnery!!

I am going to become celibate and not think naughty thoughts for the whole of next year!! "

Luke and I are off out without you on our birthdays then??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here's some shit for you!!

I (Lucy) am going to join a nunnery!!

I am going to become celibate and not think naughty thoughts for the whole of next year!!

thast a shame, cos jim and me are discussing how we are gonna spit roast u...och well...maybe next year...his schedule is a bit busy"

JIM KERR?? Oh I could make an exception is I suppose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here's some shit for you!!

I (Lucy) am going to join a nunnery!!

I am going to become celibate and not think naughty thoughts for the whole of next year!!

thast a shame, cos jim and me are discussing how we are gonna spit roast u...och well...maybe next year...his schedule is a bit busy

JIM KERR?? Oh I could make an exception is I suppose

dont forget about me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Here's some shit for you!!

I (Lucy) am going to join a nunnery!!

I am going to become celibate and not think naughty thoughts for the whole of next year!! "

Yep and I'm a virgin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here's some shit for you!!

I (Lucy) am going to join a nunnery!!

I am going to become celibate and not think naughty thoughts for the whole of next year!!

Yep and I'm a virgin

yeah and I am a quiet shy retiring wallflower type

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Here's some shit for you!!

I (Lucy) am going to join a nunnery!!

I am going to become celibate and not think naughty thoughts for the whole of next year!!

Yep and I'm a virgin

yeah and I am a quiet shy retiring wallflower type

Oh me too me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here's some shit for you!!

I (Lucy) am going to join a nunnery!!

I am going to become celibate and not think naughty thoughts for the whole of next year!!

Yep and I'm a virgin

Well I know that's not true!!

And pppffffttt

not sure what your trying to say about me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here's some shit for you!!

I (Lucy) am going to join a nunnery!!

I am going to become celibate and not think naughty thoughts for the whole of next year!!

Yep and I'm a virgin

Well I know that's not true!!

And pppffffttt

not sure what your trying to say about me

that your not claiming to be a quiet shy retiring wallflower type lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Here's some shit for you!!

I (Lucy) am going to join a nunnery!!

I am going to become celibate and not think naughty thoughts for the whole of next year!!

Yep and I'm a virgin

Well I know that's not true!!

And pppffffttt

not sure what your trying to say about me

Not a thing honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long do you think I would be able to keep the

for then? If not a year?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok update on sweet potato.....I took on board all suggestions,so I roasted it,shoved it up me arse then binned it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok update on sweet potato.....I took on board all suggestions,so I roasted it,shoved it up me arse then binned it

well done you

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Ok update on sweet potato.....I took on board all suggestions,so I roasted it,shoved it up me arse then binned it

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok update on sweet potato.....I took on board all suggestions,so I roasted it,shoved it up me arse then binned it

and decided on sprouts, ya manky farty fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok update on sweet potato.....I took on board all suggestions,so I roasted it,shoved it up me arse then binned it

and decided on sprouts, ya manky farty fuck

Pull my finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok update on sweet potato.....I took on board all suggestions,so I roasted it,shoved it up me arse then binned it

and decided on sprouts, ya manky farty fuck

Pull my finger

wait till I take my cock out first please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok update on sweet potato.....I took on board all suggestions,so I roasted it,shoved it up me arse then binned it

and decided on sprouts, ya manky farty fuck

I had sprouts for dinner , first time this year

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