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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

is completely not happening. just found out my sister is on her way to my house with her 5 year old, my mum and my brother for a roast dinner no one told me I was cooking. but I'm meant to know

so my plans of having a nice bath, finishing my book and watching rubbish films all day are over.

what's everyone else got planned?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I made some new friends this morning. We are off to Mansfield for Sunday lunch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lol well don't forget the horse and carriage ride. it's free on Sunday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why didn't you tell them to fuck off?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I pretty much have and now they're not coming. now I feel like a scrooge but stuff them

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Choir concert today so I will be dressing for that, going for our tech run through and the performance. Then prepping for work tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pretty much have and now they're not coming. now I feel like a scrooge but stuff them"

Enjoy your relaxing day!

You'd be Scrooge if it was Christmas Day (but then, if it was Christmas Day, you would have had some strange visions last night and would have welcomed your family with open arms today)

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Ah bollox. My new friends just texted and cancelled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah bollox. My new friends just texted and cancelled

?! That was quick. Feel free to tootle up the road and sample Billy Bell's sausages

with or without ketchup.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah bollox. My new friends just texted and cancelled

so what are you going to do now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I will be chief cook this afternoon. I really fancy a Chicken dinner with roast potatoes and Yorkshire puddings, carrots and peas!

I can relax at 3 when I've finished work.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Ah bollox. My new friends just texted and cancelled

so what are you going to do now? "

I'm going to go back to the drawing board. My jokes are so wasted

Or shit depending on your perspective.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was a joke?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah bollox. My new friends just texted and cancelled

so what are you going to do now?

I'm going to go back to the drawing board. My jokes are so wasted

Or shit depending on your perspective. "

there was a joke in there?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Ah bollox. My new friends just texted and cancelled

so what are you going to do now?

I'm going to go back to the drawing board. My jokes are so wasted

Or shit depending on your perspective. "

I think your funny Ryan! Sometimes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah bollox. My new friends just texted and cancelled

so what are you going to do now?

I'm going to go back to the drawing board. My jokes are so wasted

Or shit depending on your perspective. "

I got it I got it I got it

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"It was a joke?!

Don't rub salt in by asking me to explain it lol. Ferial got it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah bollox. My new friends just texted and cancelled

so what are you going to do now?

I'm going to go back to the drawing board. My jokes are so wasted

Or shit depending on your perspective.

I got it I got it I got it

was he trying to invite himself round for lunch?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"It was a joke?!

Don't rub salt in by asking me to explain it lol. Ferial got it

Ah maybe she never haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It was a joke?!

Don't rub salt in by asking me to explain it lol. Ferial got it

Ah maybe she never haha"

I got there in the end. I'm just not used to using my brain anymore.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I'm going back to bed. Someone shout me when it's Monday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a lie in....

Wrapped up a couple of Xmas presents.

Will be watching crap movies and trying out my new foot spa!

Rock n roll.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going back to bed. Someone shout me when it's Monday. "

Move over then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea what it's all about. Me foreigner.

Fuck. This day starts rather brilliant. Not. Better put up the garland and tinsel. Yohoho.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm wading my way through the crowds in Tesco. I'm not looking forwards to this. However, I might get some condoms and slip them into people's trolleys, just to liven the checkout up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No idea what it's all about. Me foreigner.

Fuck. This day starts rather brilliant. Not. Better put up the garland and tinsel. Yohoho."

Have a look at where the op lives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ta, Moo. I was already pointed in that direction

As for itch - Dettol and a steel brush?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No idea what it's all about. Me foreigner.

Fuck. This day starts rather brilliant. Not. Better put up the garland and tinsel. Yohoho.

Have a look at where the op lives

just coz I'm having a silly day. Not sharing my homemade ginger bread with anyone now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah bollox. My new friends just texted and cancelled

now your in the cooking frame of mind we could all cum over you , ooops sorry meant cum over to yours for dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I made some new friends this morning. We are off to Mansfield for Sunday lunch

oh my home town, can you just pop a xmas card through my mums door while your there save me going up?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"No idea what it's all about. Me foreigner.

Fuck. This day starts rather brilliant. Not. Better put up the garland and tinsel. Yohoho.

Have a look at where the op lives

just coz I'm having a silly day. Not sharing my homemade ginger bread with anyone now"

Boooooooo

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Ah bollox. My new friends just texted and cancelled

now your in the cooking frame of mind we could all cum over you , ooops sorry meant cum over to yours for dinner "

Not all at once surely ?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I made some new friends this morning. We are off to Mansfield for Sunday lunch

oh my home town, can you just pop a xmas card through my mums door while your there save me going up?

Only if her names Ethel. I wrote a job lot out last week on the off chance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah bollox. My new friends just texted and cancelled

so what are you going to do now?

I'm going to go back to the drawing board. My jokes are so wasted

Or shit depending on your perspective. "

Now now Ryan you now I adore winding you up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No idea what it's all about. Me foreigner.

Fuck. This day starts rather brilliant. Not. Better put up the garland and tinsel. Yohoho.

Have a look at where the op lives

just coz I'm having a silly day. Not sharing my homemade ginger bread with anyone now

Boooooooo"

Well I guess I've made too much for just me, I'll share

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"No idea what it's all about. Me foreigner.

Fuck. This day starts rather brilliant. Not. Better put up the garland and tinsel. Yohoho.

Have a look at where the op lives

just coz I'm having a silly day. Not sharing my homemade ginger bread with anyone now

Boooooooo

Well I guess I've made too much for just me, I'll share"

Taxi to Mansfield !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No idea what it's all about. Me foreigner.

Fuck. This day starts rather brilliant. Not. Better put up the garland and tinsel. Yohoho.

Have a look at where the op lives

just coz I'm having a silly day. Not sharing my homemade ginger bread with anyone now

Boooooooo

Well I guess I've made too much for just me, I'll share

Taxi to Mansfield !!!!!"

especially as I got carried away and made fairy cakes and melting moments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What on earth are melting moments? (rather know beforehand 'ere I jump in my car)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What on earth are melting moments? (rather know beforehand 'ere I jump in my car)

a kind of biscuit I think. but like those American ones with the bu tter icing between two biscuits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

it's all very yummy he he

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