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Worst Grnuine Present

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By *inaTitz OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

What's the worst present genuine present you've received?

Mine was a book of Icelandic Humour. It was a book, it was from Iceland, but the humour got mislaid in the post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Icelandic humour always a bit frosty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you have pulled Tina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now now girls

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Got a dustpan and brush one Christmas

The following year the same person gave me a measuring jug.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pound shop perfume

my daughter bought me a bottle years ago when she was just getting to that age she got money and bought her own gifts so obviously I had to tell her I loved it, took me months to get rid, every day I open the window and pump a couple of squirts out so the bottle went down, so she got me another for my birthday saying she noticed the bottle was empty so she got me some more

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By *inaTitz OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"pound shop perfume

my daughter bought me a bottle years ago when she was just getting to that age she got money and bought her own gifts so obviously I had to tell her I loved it, took me months to get rid, every day I open the window and pump a couple of squirts out so the bottle went down, so she got me another for my birthday saying she noticed the bottle was empty so she got me some more "

Ouch

Did you ever confess to her?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when my gran got me a 1950's inspired robot...it wasnt anything smart, it just walked n lit up...I wanted something more like an asimo ffs

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By *ussyGalore and Mr OCouple
over a year ago

A House


"pound shop perfume

my daughter bought me a bottle years ago when she was just getting to that age she got money and bought her own gifts so obviously I had to tell her I loved it, took me months to get rid, every day I open the window and pump a couple of squirts out so the bottle went down, so she got me another for my birthday saying she noticed the bottle was empty so she got me some more "

Haha this made lol

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By *ussyGalore and Mr OCouple
over a year ago

A House


"Got a dustpan and brush one Christmas

The following year the same person gave me a measuring jug. "

Haha it's the thought that counts, so my mum always told me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my gran got me a balaclava (if that's how its spelt)and Mum made me wear it the whole 4 days gran stayed over,so much so that I told friends I was ill and couldn't play out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the worst present genuine present you've received?

Mine was a book of Icelandic Humour. It was a book, it was from Iceland, but the humour got mislaid in the post. "

I had my first go at women's clothes shopping last Xmas. I bought shorts mini skirts and a couple of tops, all were size 16 to 20 . I mistook the price of £12 to mean the size. It was bloody difficult to find clothes that were all £12.00

I was so in trouble Xmas morning when she opened them up lol in fact so pissed off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had the bright idea of getting the wife a Hoover. Thought it would be funny to put proper presents in the box, without the Hoover, and wrap it up. Sadly we had an unexpected bereavement, and I had to abandon the plan. At half eleven at night she tries to lighten the mood and asks for her pressie.... I gave her the Hoover, fortunately she was understanding. Its the thought that counts....

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

two pairs of Marks and Spencers pyjamas with three quarter length trousers that are basically two squares sewn together and tee shirt type tops with "cute" characters on the front.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

A 6 pack of diet from my ex mother in law.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a dvd titled hitlers birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I jumper my Daughter bought me for my Birthday. Told her loved it so she insisted I wear it for the Sheffield Social

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mother-in-law once gave me a lovely jumper with one of those plug sink strainer type things wrapped up in it!

I was slightly bemused and quite relieved when she exclaimed "oh that's where it got to " and it turned out it had been added to the parcel in error!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fake beard from my crazy aunt Halina...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A fake beard from my crazy aunt Halina..."

Was it a santa one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A large cheese grater.

A door stop.

From different people.

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By *ong-legged-divaTV/TS
over a year ago

Fleetwood

A bottle of Versace blue jeans for men from my sister, doesn't sound like a bad Christmas present but considering I was there when she unwrapped it as her birthday present a month earlier from her mother in law that'd bought the wrong one......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new answer phone, because mine had broke and it was my ex husband who gave it to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A remote control car that I had to make myself!!

And it wasn't even gift wrapped

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

My mum brought me and my sister a glass high heeled shoe filled with the most disgusting alcohol....it was pretty tacky lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend bought me what not to wear book by trinny and susannah bearing in mind her dress sense left a lot to be desired. I recycled it and gave it back to her for het birthday the following year

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Last year in my stocking from my mum I got a potato peeler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A brown chrsanthemum plant

A plastic jewellery box

Avon shite

Pringle socks in a gift box

A handbag... Clearly a free gift with a bottle of perfume but without the perfume!!;

There's more...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

once year I got twenty of those little packets of tissues and a jar of baby food, the same year my mum got two huge packets of disposable razors that you could literally only do one line with. not sure which one was less impressed

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