FabSwingers.com forum: Wish me luck!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just about to commence my 'creative DIY' project for Fox's Xmas present.

As any man will know - performing any DIY related activity (excluding of course a wank!) can often result in increased stress levels, loud swearing and a desire to give up, throw things out of windows and head to the pub to drown your sorrows.

So i'm logging off and fingers crossed - assuming I don't accidently amputate any - may have the job done by this evening. In which case it's 'break out the camera time'!

And apologies in advance to anyone within a 50 mile radius for the swearing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck obi

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Best of luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck! (Whatever you're doing LOL)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the best obi share a post later so we know you've survived

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fingers crossed for you

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Good luck

PS it's not just men who know about how DIY projects can go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She will love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's a queening chair you're constructing, make sure you sand the edges thoroughly, otherwise you won't hear the end of it.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fag break! Going well so far - have had to rope Fox in for assistance - but only because as a mere mortal man i was born with just two hands!

Where's a friggin Hindu god when you need one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

6 hours later, a fair few swear words, nearly 400 pins, foam, leather(ette! Lol), hooks, screws, a fair bit of help from my glamorous assistant - and some emerging blisters - job done!

And personally I'm very happy with it (as hopefully Fox is).

Hot dogs and cake - and then might have to take and upload some pics!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I always thought you were good at screwing about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it a bondage bench?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's a St. Andrew's Cross

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it a bondage bench?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good luck, you may need it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a sex chair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds so intriguing......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was a poor unsuspecting innocent piece of furniture that thought it was going to a nice new home who would love and care for it

What it has actually experienced - in the few hours we have had it - is dismantling, stuffing in nearly all its holes and being banged senseless for hours!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well - the pics are up!

'Road testing' continues!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need more clips!!

Or rope

Or chains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chapeau! *jealous* And what's that called in Ikea-ese?

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