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By *andd2 OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Dungeon

So, here what happened up to 6 am this morning:

We held a sleep over for or youngest and 2 of her friends who are moving country next week. Our 16 yr old decides to bring 2 off her friends back for a chat. They use our outside building for their get together. First I notice the loud music, raised voices etc so I go tell them to keep it down. 2 am and its still going on so I give the final ultimatum, shut it or get out. Then I notice a case of my wine on the floor. A case of my £20 per bottle, French single vineyard Du Pape on the flipping floor! So, I lost temper, kick them out, check on the 9yr old's, they're still awake too. Ok, tell them to go to sleep, go to bed.

4am, one of the young ones wake me to tell me they want to use the toilet but it's full. Full? So feeling groggy I get up, go to the toilet and its full. Full to the brim. Full to the brim with poo, sick, paper. Go to my 16yr old's room and its also full. Full off teens sneaked in by my daughter. So, there I am at 4ish, screaming and shouting at these teens and they're all to d*unk on my wine to wake up and feel my wrath

It takes me until 6ish, with arm up to elbow trying to unblock the loo. Covered in sick and excrement I'm not a happy bunny. In the end I watch a video on YouTube about using washing up liquid and hot water to unblock it.

To say I'm not happy would be a gross understatement, to say I felt ill for those 2 hours would also be an understatement. To say I'm knackered would also be another understatement. Got a meet tonight, hope the missus is feeling energetic as she's going to have to be the one holding it all together while I sleep in the corner

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Oh my god. I'd be fecking fuming. I hope the teens are all suitably punished!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

make sure you wash your hand thoroughly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and i thought i was a terror child.. angel by comparison.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i really am a chauvenist,when i read about unblocking the toilet i really thought it was the female of the profile writing

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Omg I would ban any further sleepovers indefinitely and they pay back the wine.

Gobsmacked really (and nauseous)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg that's awful I would've thrown them out in the cold for touching the wine let alone anything else how disrespectful they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brings back memories of one of our sons having his rugby mates here for his sixteenth. They stayed two fucking weeks the whole team.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brings back memories of one of our sons having his rugby mates here for his sixteenth. They stayed two fucking weeks the whole team. "

Where was my invite jules

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