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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I made contact with a girl on here yesterday & she sent her messages & I saw her photos she sent & I thought wow she's a stunning blonde. She liked my photo's & we quickly got to speak on the phone. We were on for ages, 3 times & she sounds great. She, like I, would like to be in a swinging relationship too.

However I don't want to get too carried away before I even meet her. I've been on Fab years & it's rare that you get to meet someone where you both click & have so much in common. So for the sake of my sanity I don't want to like her & then be let down.

So, also in the interests of comedy & seeing who's got the funniest joke about "What's wrong with her" what's the best answer? I'll start, I have no proof whatsoever but I reckon she might have haemorrhoids. What else can be afflicting her? What could possibly go wrong now?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Well I'm a gorgeous blonde.

But it's all fake; hair, boobs, eyelashes. It all comes off.

My name's really Trevor.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

She is an extra terrestrial and will suck your brains out via your little finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I made contact with a girl on here yesterday & she sent her messages & I saw her photos she sent & I thought wow she's a stunning blonde. She liked my photo's & we quickly got to speak on the phone. We were on for ages, 3 times & she sounds great. She, like I, would like to be in a swinging relationship too.

However I don't want to get too carried away before I even meet her. I've been on Fab years & it's rare that you get to meet someone where you both click & have so much in common. So for the sake of my sanity I don't want to like her & then be let down.

So, also in the interests of comedy & seeing who's got the funniest joke about "What's wrong with her" what's the best answer? I'll start, I have no proof whatsoever but I reckon she might have haemorrhoids. What else can be afflicting her? What could possibly go wrong now? "

She could read this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I made contact with a girl on here yesterday & she sent her messages & I saw her photos she sent & I thought wow she's a stunning blonde. She liked my photo's & we quickly got to speak on the phone. We were on for ages, 3 times & she sounds great. She, like I, would like to be in a swinging relationship too.

However I don't want to get too carried away before I even meet her. I've been on Fab years & it's rare that you get to meet someone where you both click & have so much in common. So for the sake of my sanity I don't want to like her & then be let down.

So, also in the interests of comedy & seeing who's got the funniest joke about "What's wrong with her" what's the best answer? I'll start, I have no proof whatsoever but I reckon she might have haemorrhoids. What else can be afflicting her? What could possibly go wrong now?

She could read this?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I made contact with a girl on here yesterday & she sent her messages & I saw her photos she sent & I thought wow she's a stunning blonde. She liked my photo's & we quickly got to speak on the phone. We were on for ages, 3 times & she sounds great. She, like I, would like to be in a swinging relationship too.

However I don't want to get too carried away before I even meet her. I've been on Fab years & it's rare that you get to meet someone where you both click & have so much in common. So for the sake of my sanity I don't want to like her & then be let down.

So, also in the interests of comedy & seeing who's got the funniest joke about "What's wrong with her" what's the best answer? I'll start, I have no proof whatsoever but I reckon she might have haemorrhoids. What else can be afflicting her? What could possibly go wrong now?

She could read this?"

I just had the exact same thought

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes she could, and she'll laugh her head off! It's the sense of humour she has & like me, doesn't take herself too seriously. But the real angle of the humour is about my bad-luck rather than about her. It's just a bit of fun. Besides I'm not saying who it is anyway & she doesn't come on the forums.

I wonder if she's cross-eyed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I'm a gorgeous blonde.

But it's all fake; hair, boobs, eyelashes. It all comes off.

My name's really Trevor. "

OMG same here

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"She is an extra terrestrial and will suck your brains out via your little cock "

Fixed that for ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She has a huge cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She has a huge cock? "

He might like that!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I bet she has nostril hair

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