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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

God damn mouthwatering gorgeous and my free time days are looming but seem so far away .....

Am I the only one with this problem??

I could start a group you know - bit like a book club

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

All the hot ones seem to live hundreds of miles away.

However, strangely, I just moved 200 miles and prior to that still found all the people I was most interested in were hundreds of miles away.

I'm clearly just contrary and want what I can't have.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All the hot ones seem to live hundreds of miles away.

However, strangely, I just moved 200 miles and prior to that still found all the people I was most interested in were hundreds of miles away.

I'm clearly just contrary and want what I can't have.

See ... I understand this

Ill start a club - Im not sure what to call it though

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Uhhh don't know.

I'll think about it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Uhhh don't know.

I'll think about it."

I have no brain today .. someone needs to help me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The un obtainables

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

www.wanttofuckbutyoulivetoofaraway.biz

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

"All the hot ones seem to live hundreds of miles away.

However, strangely, I just moved 200 miles and prior to that still found all the people I was most interested in were hundreds of miles away.

I'm clearly just contrary and want what I can't have.

See ... I understand this

Ill start a club - Im not sure what to call it though

The Grass Is Always Greener Club?

The Out Of Reachers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure it's some Law of Nature that dictates everybody truly fanciable must live out of reach.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The un obtainables

Yes ... seem familiar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"www.wanttofuckbutyoulivetoofaraway.biz

Well its more the lack of time for me so can you put that in a name for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All the hot ones seem to live hundreds of miles away.

However, strangely, I just moved 200 miles and prior to that still found all the people I was most interested in were hundreds of miles away.

I'm clearly just contrary and want what I can't have.

See ... I understand this

Ill start a club - Im not sure what to call it though

The Grass Is Always Greener Club?

The Out Of Reachers?"

Not grass being greener .. no

Out of reachers club

Has a certain ... ring

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sure it's some Law of Nature that dictates everybody truly fanciable must live out of reach.

I want to see a copy of this law lol

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I'm sure it's some Law of Nature that dictates everybody truly fanciable must live out of reach.

It does seem to be the case.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sure it's some Law of Nature that dictates everybody truly fanciable must live out of reach.

It does seem to be the case."

The unobtainables .... tragic I tell you

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Untouchables?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the hot ones seem to live hundreds of miles away.

However, strangely, I just moved 200 miles and prior to that still found all the people I was most interested in were hundreds of miles away.

I'm clearly just contrary and want what I can't have.

See ... I understand this

Ill start a club - Im not sure what to call it though

I find this. there are some hotties in my area, but yes to the majority hundreds of miles away. club sounds good. will there be a list of hot men in all areas, hopefully they will join, or get dragged in screaming?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The hot out of reachers are too far away club ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Untouchables?

Nooooo .... that was a film

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All the hot ones seem to live hundreds of miles away.

However, strangely, I just moved 200 miles and prior to that still found all the people I was most interested in were hundreds of miles away.

I'm clearly just contrary and want what I can't have.

See ... I understand this

Ill start a club - Im not sure what to call it though

Ah exactly .. we drag them in and then sort through them

send them off to the places they need to go to

Simple really

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The hot out of reachers are too far away club ?

Hahaha I do like it .. has a certain charm lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure it's some Law of Nature that dictates everybody truly fanciable must live out of reach.

"I want to see a copy of this law lol"

It must be a sub clause of the Murphy one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

might just move to the centre of the UK so everyone is within a reasonable sexing distance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope there's no Shetland Islanders on here though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The hot out of reachers are too far away club ?

Sounds a bit double?

The Hot Ones Are Always Out Of Reach?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The hot out of reachers are too far away club ?

Sounds a bit double?

The Hot Ones Are Always Out Of Reach?

Or HOAAOOR

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope there's no Shetland Islanders on here though"

I was told there's a healthy steady influx of oil industry-related manfolk there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m presently embroiled in period of swinging abstinence which will hopefully end with an explosion of indulgence ….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The un obtainables

Yes ... seem familiar

Ha never, well occasionally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"www.wanttofuckbutyoulivetoofaraway.biz

Well its more the lack of time for me so can you put that in a name for me

He he! Sheffield is only an hour away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The hot out of reachers are too far away club ?

Has bus ticket will travel *quote*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No a lot of the people I think are hot are mikes away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"might just move to the centre of the UK so everyone is within a reasonable sexing distance"

hmm. typical, a hottie and much too young.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"www.wanttofuckbutyoulivetoofaraway.biz

Well its more the lack of time for me so can you put that in a name for me

He he! Sheffield is only an hour away!

Ah is that an offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flo put me on that list or book. Im up your way xmas/new year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"www.wanttofuckbutyoulivetoofaraway.biz

Well its more the lack of time for me so can you put that in a name for me

He he! Sheffield is only an hour away!

Ah is that an offer "

Yes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Flo put me on that list or book. Im up your way xmas/new year. "

Love being called Flo ... Anyone remember Bod ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"www.wanttofuckbutyoulivetoofaraway.biz

Well its more the lack of time for me so can you put that in a name for me

He he! Sheffield is only an hour away!

Ah is that an offer

Yes!

Ah bless your kindness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God damn mouthwatering gorgeous and my free time days are looming but seem so far away .....

Am I the only one with this problem??

I could start a group you know - bit like a book club

You do make me laugh lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"God damn mouthwatering gorgeous and my free time days are looming but seem so far away .....

Am I the only one with this problem??

I could start a group you know - bit like a book club

You do make me laugh lol

See now you are gorgeous!! And miles away

Fuck geography lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bod wasnt he a cartoon creature on tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A super hot couple that we have met a few times are just about to move miles away... Not sure how to take that!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bod wasnt he a cartoon creature on tv"

Yes

He had an aunt Flo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A super hot couple that we have met a few times are just about to move miles away... Not sure how to take that!!!

ah that's a shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God damn mouthwatering gorgeous and my free time days are looming but seem so far away .....

Am I the only one with this problem??

I could start a group you know - bit like a book club

You do make me laugh lol

Y thank you now I don't know if to laugh that you like me or cry like a baby I miles away lol

See now you are gorgeous!! And miles away

Fuck geography lol"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"God damn mouthwatering gorgeous and my free time days are looming but seem so far away .....

Am I the only one with this problem??

I could start a group you know - bit like a book club

You do make me laugh lol

Y thank you now I don't know if to laugh that you like me or cry like a baby I miles away lol

See now you are gorgeous!! And miles away

Fuck geography lol

Its nothing to smile about handsome !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God damn mouthwatering gorgeous and my free time days are looming but seem so far away .....

Am I the only one with this problem??

I could start a group you know - bit like a book club

You do make me laugh lol

Y thank you now I don't know if to laugh that you like me or cry like a baby I miles away lol

See now you are gorgeous!! And miles away

Fuck geography lol

Its nothing to smile about handsome !!!"

Crying it is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"God damn mouthwatering gorgeous and my free time days are looming but seem so far away .....

Am I the only one with this problem??

I could start a group you know - bit like a book club

You do make me laugh lol

Y thank you now I don't know if to laugh that you like me or cry like a baby I miles away lol

See now you are gorgeous!! And miles away

Fuck geography lol

Its nothing to smile about handsome !!!

Crying it is

I missed the reply ... Cry cry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God damn mouthwatering gorgeous and my free time days are looming but seem so far away .....

Am I the only one with this problem??

I could start a group you know - bit like a book club

You do make me laugh lol

Y thank you now I don't know if to laugh that you like me or cry like a baby I miles away lol

See now you are gorgeous!! And miles away

Fuck geography lol

Its nothing to smile about handsome !!!

Crying it is

I missed the reply ... Cry cry

I am crying I am crying lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A super hot couple that we have met a few times are just about to move miles away... Not sure how to take that!!!

ah that's a shame "

I don't want be your aunt I want be your lover

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"God damn mouthwatering gorgeous and my free time days are looming but seem so far away .....

Am I the only one with this problem??

I could start a group you know - bit like a book club

You do make me laugh lol

Y thank you now I don't know if to laugh that you like me or cry like a baby I miles away lol

See now you are gorgeous!! And miles away

Fuck geography lol

Its nothing to smile about handsome !!!

Crying it is

I missed the reply ... Cry cry

I am crying I am crying lol"

Ah well one day .. One day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God damn mouthwatering gorgeous and my free time days are looming but seem so far away .....

Am I the only one with this problem??

I could start a group you know - bit like a book club

You do make me laugh lol

Y thank you now I don't know if to laugh that you like me or cry like a baby I miles away lol

See now you are gorgeous!! And miles away

Fuck geography lol

Its nothing to smile about handsome !!!

Crying it is

I missed the reply ... Cry cry

I am crying I am crying lol

Ah well one day .. One day

Well you don't have to ask twice lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, that's you two sorted. Now the rest of us....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"God damn mouthwatering gorgeous and my free time days are looming but seem so far away .....

Am I the only one with this problem??

I could start a group you know - bit like a book club

You do make me laugh lol

Y thank you now I don't know if to laugh that you like me or cry like a baby I miles away lol

See now you are gorgeous!! And miles away

Fuck geography lol

Its nothing to smile about handsome !!!

Crying it is

I missed the reply ... Cry cry

I am crying I am crying lol

Ah well one day .. One day

Well you don't have to ask twice lol"

Good to know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well, that's you two sorted. Now the rest of us....

He's miles away sadly .... Sob sob

ill start a club ... Cross reference everyone by location and see where it gets us lol

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

The FLORO club

Fucking Live Out of Reach Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, that's you two sorted. Now the rest of us....

He's miles away sadly .... Sob sob

ill start a club ... Cross reference everyone by location and see where it gets us lol"

Put me on the list at the door of your club I can travel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The FLORO club

Fucking Live Out of Reach Oh dear

Hahahahaha I like this but I reckon some would me egotistical - although Im sure that is one of many things I get called

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well, that's you two sorted. Now the rest of us....

He's miles away sadly .... Sob sob

ill start a club ... Cross reference everyone by location and see where it gets us lol

Put me on the list at the door of your club I can travel "

lol list ... theres never a list for me

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"The FLORO club

Fucking Live Out of Reach Oh dear

Hahahahaha I like this but I reckon some would me egotistical - although Im sure that is one of many things I get called

Screw them (not literally of course) and go for it

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I'll join that club!!! Drives me bonkers! Ooooh a total hottie....Dublin. Ooh he's nice...Cornwall.... Ooooooohhhh...Glasgow I GIVE UP!!! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The FLORO club

Fucking Live Out of Reach Oh dear

Hahahahaha I like this but I reckon some would me egotistical - although Im sure that is one of many things I get called

Screw them (not literally of course) and go for it

I may ponder it .....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll join that club!!! Drives me bonkers! Ooooh a total hottie....Dublin. Ooh he's nice...Cornwall.... Ooooooohhhh...Glasgow I GIVE UP!!! X"

Ah see you are a hottie and live miles away from me

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"I'll join that club!!! Drives me bonkers! Ooooh a total hottie....Dublin. Ooh he's nice...Cornwall.... Ooooooohhhh...Glasgow I GIVE UP!!! X

Ah see you are a hottie and live miles away from me

Right back at ya gorgeous xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll join that club!!! Drives me bonkers! Ooooh a total hottie....Dublin. Ooh he's nice...Cornwall.... Ooooooohhhh...Glasgow I GIVE UP!!! X

Ah see you are a hottie and live miles away from me

Right back at ya gorgeous xx "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about being age restricted just by 3 years? Aaaaargh

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over a year ago

"I'll join that club!!! Drives me bonkers! Ooooh a total hottie....Dublin. Ooh he's nice...Cornwall.... Ooooooohhhh...Glasgow I GIVE UP!!! X

Ah see you are a hottie and live miles away from me

Right back at ya gorgeous xx

Ooh! I like the way this is going between you two!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll join that club!!! Drives me bonkers! Ooooh a total hottie....Dublin. Ooh he's nice...Cornwall.... Ooooooohhhh...Glasgow I GIVE UP!!! X

Ah see you are a hottie and live miles away from me

Right back at ya gorgeous xx

Ooh! I like the way this is going between you two!

Typical

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So close yet so far away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So close yet so far away "

ill second that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww thank you.

...the feeling is mutual. Let me get back to you ince i've altered my birth certificate and had a few geography lessons.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Awww thank you.

...the feeling is mutual. Let me get back to you ince i've altered my birth certificate and had a few geography lessons.

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once* (a spelling error due to all the excitement lol)

...Dr Who is on by the way x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Once* (a spelling error due to all the excitement lol)

...Dr Who is on by the way x

Is it .. Strictly is on in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll join that club!!! Drives me bonkers! Ooooh a total hottie....Dublin. Ooh he's nice...Cornwall.... Ooooooohhhh...Glasgow I GIVE UP!!! X"

I did say I'd move down and live in ur cupboard ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about being age restricted just by 3 years? Aaaaargh"

Try 5-7 years for me lol

...everyone that has me biting my lips is miles away or i decided to pop out a bit too bloody early!!

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

All of you in the UK are so far away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tough. That's totally self-inflicted

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What about being age restricted just by 3 years? Aaaaargh

Try 5-7 years for me lol

...everyone that has me biting my lips is miles away or i decided to pop out a bit too bloody early!!

Hahaha stop ....

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

It's fooking distance that is a bugger for me!

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