FabSwingers.com forum: Jeans!!!

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

How bloody difficult is it to buy a pair these days???

Boyfriend fit

slouch

straight

bootleg

skinny

and why are they always made for 6ft 6 giants?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine are always Levi straight cut for me with zip flies.

Can't find them easily here, good job I have a few bought when I was visiting my mum in Canada a while back!

I can't wear women's jeans as I have a large waist yet smallish hip!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as long as ure ass looks good in em blokes don't care lol

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

black denim

blue blue denim

vintage denim

button fly

zip fly

low rise

high waist

natural waist

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Mine are always Levi straight cut for me with zip flies.

Can't find them easily here, good job I have a few bought when I was visiting my mum in Canada a while back!

I can't wear women's jeans as I have a large waist yet smallish hip!

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i have big hips and a big ass thats hard enough grrrrrrrrrrrrr

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

and my bum still looks big in em

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"black denim

blue blue denim

vintage denim

button fly

zip fly

low rise

high waist

natural waist"
go on rub it in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine are always Levi straight cut for me with zip flies.

Can't find them easily here, good job I have a few bought when I was visiting my mum in Canada a while back!

I can't wear women's jeans as I have a large waist yet smallish hip!

Try New Look jeans Pearl hun.

The Hoola range are normal waisted and not the hipsters, straight leg and wash very well.

I have been buying them for years and only throw them away when I rip the bottom of the leg beyond repair - being a short arse I hem them myself and only bin them when I have hemed them til I cant anymore

Ohh and I have 3 pairs of jeans thats it and they are all New Look Hoola and last pair I bought was last June

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine are always Levi straight cut for me with zip flies.

Can't find them easily here, good job I have a few bought when I was visiting my mum in Canada a while back!

I can't wear women's jeans as I have a large waist yet smallish hip!

i have big hips and a big ass thats hard enough grrrrrrrrrrrrr"

Oi I have an arse that needs it own postcode and really really short legs but I still get jeans to fit

Shona

x x x

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

MY arse needs its own COUNTY!!!!!

Best fit jeans were ones i borrowed off a mate (male) once - Mens Asdas own!!!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

I can only get some styles of Next or Dottie Perks to fit. Tried on loads of nice branded expensive ones last time was in US but no good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont you try to out arse me Debs I will sit on you and squish you

I never thought of swiping hubbys jeans but the Asda ones did make his arse look better than normal

Shona

x x x

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Shona darlin - you aint FAT ENUFF to squish no one

Heeheee.

And i am alot bigger than i appear - believe me- and my arse is my best ASSet!!!!

My own portable padding- no uncomfy seats for me

Swipe hubbies jeans hun= them asda mens are not only good fit for a lovely looking arse - but well comfy aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will not sit here and read you say you have a big anything Debs

Come one tell the truth your one of then teeny tiny ladies arent you???

Even when I was a kid I had the arse of a full grown woman but she never came back to collect it

Shona

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Teeny tiny????

Well if you can call me that you wearing the wrong glasses hun

I am still not small after loosing 20kg - am still middle weight at 80kg!!!

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Teeny tiny????

Well if you can call me that you wearing the wrong glasses hun

I am still not small after loosing 20kg - am still middle weight at 80kg!!!

lol"

WTF is that in real weight??

I know stones and pounds not kilos

And I just had a wee perve - I mean research at your pic and when you get to my size thats big - well the size I used to be 22-24 feck only knows what I weighed but I was the size of a family house with 4 car garage

Shona

x x x

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

In real weight??

I was 15stones - and now about 12.5

Ooooooooh that sounds so much better than 80!!!!!

lol

Now how can i talk JEANS when there are so many tits about???

lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope Debs your still teeny tiny I wish I was only 12 stone

Now no more losing til I catch up somewhere about next christmas

Shona

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Ooooooooooooooh ok.

Does that mean i can induulge in lots of cheese on toast, pizza's, bacon butties and late night ice cream snacks again then???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ASDA jeans best fit I ever found, long in the leg and wee in the bum for me xxx (okay Shona start throwing the stones and insults now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooooooooooooooh ok.

Does that mean i can induulge in lots of cheese on toast, pizza's, bacon butties and late night ice cream snacks again then???

Is that what Steven calls "food" I have no idea hun cos I cant stand the smell or even to look at the stuff half the time

ooooo thats why Im now a size 16 cos I aint eating crisps all the time

Shona

x x x

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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago

penzance

32 waist 32 leg regular fit.........easy peasy whats hard about it??????

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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago

penzance

"How bloody difficult is it to buy a pair these days???

Boyfriend fit

slouch

straight

bootleg

skinny

and why are they always made for 6ft 6 giants?????

Trouble is you're sooooooooooo fussy ......it all depends on your shoes/boots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ASDA jeans best fit I ever found, long in the leg and wee in the bum for me xxx (okay Shona start throwing the stones and insults now!

) "

I would hun but I know your a sexy lady and I cant bring myself to be mean to you

BUT I will stamp my foot cos I have to pay £15 or more for my jeans and you lot all get Asda jeans for under a tenner - well thats what I got Stevens for a few months back

Shona

x x x

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Ooooooooooooooh ok.

Does that mean i can induulge in lots of cheese on toast, pizza's, bacon butties and late night ice cream snacks again then???

Is that what Steven calls "food" I have no idea hun cos I cant stand the smell or even to look at the stuff half the time

ooooo thats why Im now a size 16 cos I aint eating crisps all the time

Shona

x x x "

Not eating tons of crisps is good - but i hope that you are managing to eat SOMETHING dear lady - or we will all be piling round yours to spank that tiny butt!!!!

Sorry its took something so drastic for you to loose weight

Hope things get better soon MWAH xxx

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"ASDA jeans best fit I ever found, long in the leg and wee in the bum for me xxx (okay Shona start throwing the stones and insults now!

) "

Laine - i would take em back if i found that my jeans had wee in the bum!!!!

Smelly and damp - ewwwwwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Debs NEVER NEVER NEVER feel sorry for me hell hun I feel enough of that for everyone on here

its the tablets to keep my skin condition under control (she laughs as she types that cos they dont blooming work) that stop me feeling hungry but Steven makes me eat at least 3 times a day.

I eat loads of salads and yogurts cos I cant smell them so maybe thats helping??

But I do like a big baked tattie everynow and again with LOADS of cheese and butter so maybe it is the tablets

Ohh and you can shout and threaten paddling (like Steven does) but dont tell that Femme cos she likes to make me squirm you know

Shona

x x x

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Ohh and you can shout and threaten paddling (like Steven does) but dont tell that Femme cos she likes to make me squirm you know

Shona

x x x "

Me and Femme and now Evesham are all bossom buddies tonight dontcha know!!!

LOL

XXXX

Dont feel sorry for ya promise!!!

You are a glass half full kind o person - so i got big respect xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohh and you can shout and threaten paddling (like Steven does) but dont tell that Femme cos she likes to make me squirm you know

Shona

x x x

Me and Femme and now Evesham are all bossom buddies tonight dontcha know!!!

LOL

XXXX

Dont feel sorry for ya promise!!!

You are a glass half full kind o person - so i got big respect xxxx"

I know all about you bosom buddies I been watching . . . . watching yes thats right not looking at all I never looked at the pretty boobies, not at all, not once I never even glanced at them

Ok I fess up I looked a tiny little bit only once tho

Well whats a woman to do when her husband is sleeping and left her all alone with breaticles on display??

Being serious for a minute tho I dont see any other way to be than glass half full hun I get crappy days Femme and Bigbad will atest to that (they cheered me up big style the other night HUGE thank you for that you lovely pair) but I can still enjoy meself with you nutters on here (just like me really

). And I intend to for as long as I can, then I will be a gloomy guts moaning and groaning in the bad way

Shona

x x x

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Shona darlin.

You aint old enuff to be a grumpy guts.

You gotta wait at least til the kids put you in a nursing home.

And make sure you have a dog or cat - so you can kick it, lol. xxxx

Fabs = Nutters-R-Us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i was young, i always found it difficult to buy jeans as they had not realised that some of us have long legs, now as im so used to not wearing them, ive only got one pair and they came from my daughter when she lost weight

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