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The Poultry Sacrificial Act 1989

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The Hairy Poultry Clause (Clause 89, subsection A of the Poultry Sacrificial Act 1989) states that porcus conversion may not take place without prior authorisation from the massive forearmed cartoon character Popeye. And for that authorisation to not be unreasonably with held unless the persons state of mind is not fit to comprehend the satisfaction of a whole chicken or two.

...just thought i'd share the latest proposal going through the chicken farm parliament.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Sounds foul.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Isn't there a bird called foul? Or is it fowl? Fown guinea or something like that. They would taste nice i bet.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Sounds like a turkey of a law.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't there a bird called foul? Or is it fowl? Fown guinea or something like that. They would taste nice i bet.

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Fowl is a word for birds in general but usually refers to birds belonging to one of two biological orders, namely the gamefowl or landfowl and the waterfowl

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Is this about chicken and bacon going together? Porcus conversion is a difficult thing to achieve with a chicken.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Is this about chicken and bacon going together? Porcus conversion is a difficult thing to achieve with a chicken."

I think BBQ sauce helps

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Isn't there a bird called foul? Or is it fowl? Fown guinea or something like that. They would taste nice i bet.

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Game birds tend not to be like chicken.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't there a bird called foul? Or is it fowl? Fown guinea or something like that. They would taste nice i bet.

Game birds tend not to be like chicken."

Pheasant is the nicest but a very strong flavor compared to chicken. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't there a bird called foul? Or is it fowl? Fown guinea or something like that. They would taste nice i bet.

Game birds tend not to be like chicken.

Pheasant is the nicest but a very strong flavor compared to chicken. x"

Tried pheasant once, i liked it, it didnt like me. NEVER eatin it again!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Are we allowed to eat peacock? Anyone ever tried it?

Hmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't there a bird called foul? Or is it fowl? Fown guinea or something like that. They would taste nice i bet.

Game birds tend not to be like chicken.

Pheasant is the nicest but a very strong flavor compared to chicken. x

Tried pheasant once, i liked it, it didnt like me. NEVER eatin it again!!! "

It can upset tummies if you're not used to eating it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't there a bird called foul? Or is it fowl? Fown guinea or something like that. They would taste nice i bet.

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Guinea fowl, they sell them in tesco.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia


"Are we allowed to eat peacock? Anyone ever tried it?

Hmmm

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cocks nice!! Lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Are we allowed to eat peacock? Anyone ever tried it?

Hmmm

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I've never had peacock. I like pheasant, guinea fowl and partridge.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think for the sake of research we should find a peacock somewhere and EAT it! Muhahahahah

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I think for the sake of research we should find a peacock somewhere and EAT it! Muhahahahah

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I'd get a dead one if I were you - vicious, scary things.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think for the sake of research we should find a peacock somewhere and EAT it! Muhahahahah

I'd get a dead one if I were you - vicious, scary things."

I'd flutter my eye lashes at them...that should do the trick shouldn't it?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I think for the sake of research we should find a peacock somewhere and EAT it! Muhahahahah

I'd get a dead one if I were you - vicious, scary things.

I'd flutter my eye lashes at them...that should do the trick shouldn't it?

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I think they rival geese for their viciousness.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think for the sake of research we should find a peacock somewhere and EAT it! Muhahahahah

I'd get a dead one if I were you - vicious, scary things.

I'd flutter my eye lashes at them...that should do the trick shouldn't it?

I think they rival geese for their viciousness."

Oooh. I could eat one of those too lol.

...erm, have you got the direct line for London Zoo? There's bound to be some peacock bored to death in that place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this was another Nigella thread ...cold turkey for christmas

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought this was another Nigella thread ...cold turkey for christmas "

Don't pick on my Nigella you!!

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