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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's the cheesiest chat up line you have heard (or used)?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It has been a very long time since anyone chatted me up.

I did laugh listening to Desert Island Discs this morning with Ed Milliband. For one of his record choices he introduced it by saying "even more cheeeeese" in a Wallace voice.

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By *amie22222Man
over a year ago

exeter

If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you fancy coming back to mine for some stew

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

Have you used it or had it used?

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By *rnycpl2705Couple
over a year ago

Killin

Can I have your phone number cos I've lost mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use

excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

Enough to break the ice, can I buy you a drink?

pretty good success rate if im honest

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By *heekychappy1121Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you!!! haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you have adequate house insurance. As I'm going to bang your back door in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I use

excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

Enough to break the ice, can I buy you a drink?

pretty good success rate if im honest"

I like this one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope you have adequate house insurance. As I'm going to bang your back door in "

Ahhh memories, that reminds me of prison

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"It has been a very long time since anyone chatted me up.

I did laugh listening to Desert Island Discs this morning with Ed Milliband. For one of his record choices he introduced it by saying "even more cheeeeese" in a Wallace voice.

Gives secret handshake to fellow Home Service listener. Now please tell me you read Private Eye, too?

Cheesy lines - a friend of mine when we were both out on the pull would always invent a spurious career for himself and pretend to be a stuntman or an astronaut to impress the ladies. My job was to remember all this shit and help him crowbar it into the conversation whilst keeping a straight face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope you have adequate house insurance. As I'm going to bang your back door in

Ahhh memories, that reminds me of prison "

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"What's the cheesiest chat up line you have heard (or used)?

My names dick would you like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go through the threads ... Plenty every day in them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go through the threads ... Plenty every day in them

Aww don't spoil my fun Floro! Lol - I am in the mood for cheesy chat up lines!

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

"Do you fancy coming back to mine for some stew "

Ha ha

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

"Can I have your phone number cos I've lost mine

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

"I use

excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

Enough to break the ice, can I buy you a drink?

pretty good success rate if im honest"

I love

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

get your coat im going ugly early

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By *atasha_DavidCouple
over a year ago

Slough

". Now please tell me you read Private Eye, too?

Shurely shum mishtake .ed

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By *amie22222Man
over a year ago

exeter

"If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

Have you used it or had it used?"

I think i used it once in a nightclub lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're like my big toe, I'm gonna end up banging you on my bedroom cupboard tonight

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By *ungle VIPMan
over a year ago

Weedon

I pretended to be my mates italian cousin once on a night out.

Luckily none of the girls we spoke to could speak italian, lord knows what i was saying...

Funniest bit was when we left i shouted over see ya later girls in my best northern accent

Suffice to say it never resulted in any bedroom fun but we had a laugh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You're like my big toe, I'm gonna end up banging you on my bedroom cupboard tonight"

I've had that 3 times in a message on here. From a married guy, the same married guy all 3 times! I ended up blocking him!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

Have you used it or had it used?

I think i used it once in a nightclub lol"

Did it work?

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By *ong-legged-divaTV/TS
over a year ago

Fleetwood

You remind me of a spanner

Every time I see you my nuts tighten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven! It never worked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i was at uni up in the toon i roomed with a cockney. He had a load of his mates stay one weekend when spurs were up there playing the mighty mags. I spread a rumour in the night club some spurs players were in.geordie lasses fell for it hook line and sinker and they all pulled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get your coat you've pulled - makes me laugh still

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By *amie0151Man
over a year ago

Wallasey

"What's the cheesiest chat up line you have heard (or used)?

Get ya coat on! You've pulled!

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By *amie0151Man
over a year ago

Wallasey

"What's the cheesiest chat up line you have heard (or used)?

Hi! I'm re-writing the alphabet. I'm going to put 'U' and 'I' together

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By *amie0151Man
over a year ago

Wallasey

"What's the cheesiest chat up line you have heard (or used)?

Hi, I'm investigating a missing persons report for God. He said heaven's missing an angel. I can tell him I've found you now

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By *amie0151Man
over a year ago

Wallasey

"What's the cheesiest chat up line you have heard (or used)?

Is that a ladder in your stockings/tights...? Or a stairway to heaven...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the cheesiest chat up line you have heard (or used)?

Is that a ladder in your stockings/tights...? Or a stairway to heaven...?

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By *amie0151Man
over a year ago

Wallasey

"What's the cheesiest chat up line you have heard (or used)?

Do you cum here often...?

Well stick with me and you will tonight!

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By *ev-PMan
over a year ago

Hampshire

Do you have any Irish in you? ...Would you like some?.

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By *ong-legged-divaTV/TS
over a year ago

Fleetwood

Do you like Mexican?

Would you like some beef in your taco?

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