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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When one door shuts another door opens? What about when all you can bloody see is a brick wall?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When one door shuts another door opens? What about when all you can bloody see is a brick wall?"

Take a sledge hammer to the wall and knock the bugger down

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By *atelotmanMan
over a year ago

Chatham


"When one door shuts another door opens? What about when all you can bloody see is a brick wall?

Take a sledge hammer to the wall and knock the bugger down "

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

it is true my meets car broke down so replacing him later with a young stud

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"When one door shuts another door opens? What about when all you can bloody see is a brick wall?"

There's more then one brick in a wall?

Or is that something about fish in a bush (now that doesn't sound right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it is true my meets car broke down so replacing him later with a young stud"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...that 'your only as old as the person you feel'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When one door shuts another door opens? What about when all you can bloody see is a brick wall?"

Put Minxie's saucepan on your head and run straight at it...

(Even Hadrians wall has an opening or two in it.....)

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By *ev-PMan
over a year ago

Hampshire


"When one door shuts another door opens? What about when all you can bloody see is a brick wall?"

How about a trellis with a nice climbing rose

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands

Sledge hammer is hard work, I used a brick chisel and hammer on mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thing is with a brick wall...theres always a way round it....

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"When one door shuts another door opens? What about when all you can bloody see is a brick wall?"

take a few steps back..

look at the whole of the wall and find a way over or around it..

or borrow a jcb and demolish the fucker..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When one door shuts another door opens? What about when all you can bloody see is a brick wall?"

Technically then, there shouldn't be a door there

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington


"When one door shuts another door opens? What about when all you can bloody see is a brick wall?"

Get 'Wrecking Ball' playing the background, gradually turning it up a notch for each time the chorus plays... then just before the final play of the chorus, notch it up full blast.... put your head down and run at that wall.....

Oh, and make sure you have paracetamol in the cupboard before you do.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"When one door shuts another door opens? What about when all you can bloody see is a brick wall?

Take a sledge hammer to the wall and knock the bugger down "

Or a wrecking ball

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

There is more than two doors

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"When one door shuts another door opens? What about when all you can bloody see is a brick wall?

Take a sledge hammer to the wall and knock the bugger down "

Damn right

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I thought the saying was "when He closes a door he opens a window". Check the brick wall for a window.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When one door shuts another door opens"

This is why heating bills are so high

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One brick at a time. Xx

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