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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I started a forum today, asking people to re-write my bio for me

Some were pretty funny, pretty weird and some were just weird and came from the mouth of a should be mental patient, but I'm not going to mention Soxy's name

Anyway, check the profile and see if you would meet this person

P.S. I already know the answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG you sound perfect, message me now, im moist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If that don't get a meet, nothing will

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

lol that is sooo funny at my age I really did piss myself laughing lol

it is a joke yes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yea its only a joke, it was all wrote by someone else

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"Yea its only a joke, it was all wrote by someone else "

thank fuck for that lol although I was tempted by some of it lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yea its only a joke, it was all wrote by someone else

thank fuck for that lol although I was tempted by some of it lol"

was it the toilet sex? I bet it was wasn't it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I started a forum today, asking people to re-write my bio for me

Some were pretty funny, pretty weird and some were just weird and came from the mouth of a should be mental patient, but I'm not going to mention Soxy's name

Anyway, check the profile and see if you would meet this person

P.S. I already know the answer "

I'd message you to compliment your profile text, it's very good x

P.s you'd have to prove you don't really look like Jimmy Saville though. Everyone's got a line they just don't cross

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"Yea its only a joke, it was all wrote by someone else

thank fuck for that lol although I was tempted by some of it lol

was it the toilet sex? I bet it was wasn't it"

it was the false teeth and 3 testicles lol

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"So I started a forum today, asking people to re-write my bio for me

Some were pretty funny, pretty weird and some were just weird and came from the mouth of a should be mental patient, but I'm not going to mention Soxy's name

Anyway, check the profile and see if you would meet this person

P.S. I already know the answer "

We're made for each other sweetness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to come round and see my big knife?" Who could resist?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BRILLIANT , absolutely BRILLIANT .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

made me chuckle, although perhaps I should remove the reference on our profile, to an axe... Was unsure why we Weren't having much success

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Well I never,, you re my next door neighbour,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG you sound perfect, message me now, im moist."

Tart...!!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I like it. It's much better than 70% of the profiles I have read on Fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only half of it is true... what's your postcode? Have to prime my satnav

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If only half of it is true... what's your postcode? Have to prime my satnav "

unfortunately, its not the good half which is true

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Made me laugh xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If only half of it is true... what's your postcode? Have to prime my satnav

unfortunately, its not the good half which is true"

Unfortunately it's not up to you now to decide what's good and what izzunt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If only half of it is true... what's your postcode? Have to prime my satnav

unfortunately, its not the good half which is true

Unfortunately it's not up to you now to decide what's good and what izzunt"

true, true, in that case, myself and my axe collection will see you later

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I like it! At least two of my personalities would take you on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If only half of it is true... what's your postcode? Have to prime my satnav

unfortunately, its not the good half which is true

Unfortunately it's not up to you now to decide what's good and what izzunt

true, true, in that case, myself and my axe collection will see you later"

Thank heaven for that. Have a shitload of woodlogs to split.

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

That's sooo funny x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just cum xx. Best profile in ages.

I used to know a guy who had three bollocks, his nickname was ball bag. I kid you not

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