FabSwingers.com forum: Write my profile

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've deleted my bio and I'm 2 lazy to write another, so, I thought I could make a sort of game out of it

So, if everyone could write one line below, I'll put it in my bio and see what we end up with

It can be as serious or as stupid as you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not fussy.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"genital wart free since 2011"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to be fucked with giant strap on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

so far so good, i need more though

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

My todger measures from a to z on a keyboard,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a rather unusual.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know it say’s I’m straight…. But!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in love with John McCririck

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I get off on doing housework for men and ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Underpants and vest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I promise it does get bigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My left leg is shorter than my right so potential meets may have to prop me up.

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By *atcherslutCouple
over a year ago

newcastle

but really I am genuine normal guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 3 testicles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chianti and favor beans anybody

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An accident with some fake tan has left my penis a somewhat bronzey colour and it glows in the dark.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I smell of cooking liver when I'm aroused.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By the way those pictures are not of me..... he’s just some random guy who I find very arousing .....

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I have a slight flatulence issue, but have never found it a problem when involved in toilet sex.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I have my hair in a style that many people on t v wear,, on jezza kyles show,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've deleted my bio and I'm 2 lazy to write another, so, I thought I could make a sort of game out of it

So, if everyone could write one line below, I'll put it in my bio and see what we end up with

It can be as serious or as stupid as you like"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always bring my own glass for my teeth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I collect pubic hair and have a wide selection which I've stuck in a scrap book....

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I know it is a fine line between a meet and a hostage situation, but that couple who called the rozzers were well out of order.

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands

This profile is a waste of your time as it was written by forum consensus and in no way represents me, so go fuck the forum instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BBC

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Who wants to come round and see my big knife?!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well, my profile looks, interesting

Soxy, seek help

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands

"Well, my profile looks, interesting

Soxy, seek help"

But soxy is a) funny & b) has written a profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look like jimmy saville

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, my profile looks, interesting

Soxy, seek help"

Love it!

People with sense of humour failure won't understand... but who wants to meet those kinds of people?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you come to mine, I will show you my axe collection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All in all as you can see I’m just your average kind of guy…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok, I think I'm going to have to convert this into an actual bio before I add anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice!

I meant nice work....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am very gay and loves the cock..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genius and insanity the Fab Forum at its best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm too lazy to write my own profile, I'm too lazy to think, too lazy to use my fingers to congure words from my keyboard.

If we arrange a meet, I'll be too lazy to pleasure you.

I am a slobbering blob of lazy, uninteresting goo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry, I've already done the bio. I'll add the new ones in next week though

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