FabSwingers.com forum: What have you been today?

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

So far I have been ....a lover, a fighter an actress, cook, cleaner and a comedian.

You?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a chauffeur and a boss so far but will probably make asshole before the night is out

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cleaner

A cook

Personal shopper

And now a nurse as Luke has caught my cold

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So far I have been ....a lover, a fighter an actress, cook, cleaner and a comedian.

You?

Just my normal Teacher and Lion Tamer

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

A cleaner, a nurse, a teacher, a director, a choral performer, a cook and chauffeur... Bloody hell, no wonder I'm knackered!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A taxi driver, investigator, cook, cleaner, dog walker, currently a ball of tears worrying about tomorrow.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

... Oh, and I may have been a total bitch earlier

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

A very lazy women..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"... Oh, and I may have been a total bitch earlier

"
I think everyone has to release the inner bitch every so often, its healthy.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hard worker, as Im off for a few days and wanted to clear everything before I left, and a cook.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Very chilled all day...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

"... Oh, and I may have been a total bitch earlier

I think everyone has to release the inner bitch every so often, its healthy.

Yeah... You're right

define every so often... Does daily fit?!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

cook cleaner lover

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Very chilled all day..."
Your so chilled, I bet your horizontal a lot!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today i have mostly been mrs grumpy shouty person.

But i also got proposed to by some strange Polish dude.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Today i have mostly been mrs grumpy shouty person.

But i also got proposed to by some strange Polish dude."
Mr Sheen?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Very chilled all day...Your so chilled, I bet your horizontal a lot!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I've been cheeky

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I've just been awesomely awesome

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today i have mostly been mrs grumpy shouty person.

But i also got proposed to by some strange Polish dude."

Did you say yes?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Interrogator, mischievous and disruptive student, writer, lazy bitch.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A salesman a friend, a brother, a son

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Tea boy

Breakfast maker

Taxi Driver

Worker

Telephonist

Computer User

Webcam Watcher

Message sender

Corset Fastener

Taxi Driver

Cook

Dishwasher

And thats all before bed

AKA parent and husband

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today i have mostly been mrs grumpy shouty person.

But i also got proposed to by some strange Polish dude.

Did you say yes?

No i already have plans to elope with one of the officers here,he retires next year so we are off to gretna.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mum, chauffeur, scrubber, dog walker, counsellor, boxer, cook, bottlewasher, and saved somebodies life and limb. Can I have my cocoa now?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

Cook

Cleaner

Builder

Electrician

Plumber

Painter & decorator

Patient call centre client

Furniture designer

Accountant

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A decision maker, manager, cleaner, organiser, designer, mentor and strategist...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Cleaner and wank fodder

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Cleaner and wank fodder

"
I am not sure if I have been wank fodder, how do you find things like that out?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

A slob and an avatar creator

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"A decision maker, manager, cleaner, organiser, designer, mentor and strategist..."

More filing then

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goddess!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Cleaner and wank fodder

I am not sure if I have been wank fodder, how do you find things like that out?

"
when they tell you lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Cleaner and wank fodder

I am not sure if I have been wank fodder, how do you find things like that out?

when they tell you lol

"
In that case I am happy to be oblivious.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Goddess!

I've been busy making you cups of tea all day

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eggaeloverMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Only web developer and yogi, oh and flirty loverman!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Only web developer and yogi, oh and flirty loverman!"
Do you have a bear suit?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been an advisor a mentor a driver and a wanker.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fucked by 10 santy clauses

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"fucked by 10 santy clauses

"
Now you need to enlighten us.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fucked by 10 santy clauses

Now you need to enlighten us.

"
xmas gangbang femme its was Jingle all the way

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Mother, A Carer, A Housekeeper, A Fuck Friend, A pain in the arse, industrious, a taxi driver, a comedienne, and probably a lot of other things too lol its been a busy day lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only one thing today - I've been a wally !!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Only one thing today - I've been a wally !!!

"
Don't be so hard on yourself.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only one thing today - I've been a wally !!!

Don't be so hard on yourself.

Wrong type of hard

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Only one thing today - I've been a wally !!!

Don't be so hard on yourself.

Wrong type of hard

"
I will knit you a hat....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only one thing today - I've been a wally !!!

Don't be so hard on yourself.

Wrong type of hard

I will knit you a hat....

Next I be wearing a onsie -

God no !!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Only one thing today - I've been a wally !!!

Don't be so hard on yourself.

Wrong type of hard

I will knit you a hat....

Next I be wearing a onsie -

God no !!"
I couldn't knit one of those for you, you are too tall...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been an athlete, a player and a worker ...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only one thing today - I've been a wally !!!

Don't be so hard on yourself.

Wrong type of hard

I will knit you a hat....

Next I be wearing a onsie -

God no !!I couldn't knit one of those for you, you are too tall...

Ok hat ... And gloves

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tarted up, friend, sister, awed, advised, and wooooooooooooooting

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *heekychappy1121Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I have been a personal trainer, a good friend, a shopper, web surfer an a football watcher today....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Only one thing today - I've been a wally !!!

Don't be so hard on yourself.

Wrong type of hard

I will knit you a hat....

Next I be wearing a onsie -

God no !!I couldn't knit one of those for you, you are too tall...

Ok hat ... And gloves

"
And a willy warmer...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only one thing today - I've been a wally !!!

Don't be so hard on yourself.

Wrong type of hard

I will knit you a hat....

Next I be wearing a onsie -

God no !!I couldn't knit one of those for you, you are too tall...

Ok hat ... And gloves

And a willy warmer...

You're going to be very busy

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Only one thing today - I've been a wally !!!

Don't be so hard on yourself.

Wrong type of hard

I will knit you a hat....

Next I be wearing a onsie -

God no !!I couldn't knit one of those for you, you are too tall...

Ok hat ... And gloves

And a willy warmer...

You're going to be very busy

"
I know, you may have to have fancy shmancy mittens instead of gloves

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only one thing today - I've been a wally !!!

Don't be so hard on yourself.

Wrong type of hard

I will knit you a hat....

Next I be wearing a onsie -

God no !!I couldn't knit one of those for you, you are too tall...

Ok hat ... And gloves

And a willy warmer...

You're going to be very busy

I know, you may have to have fancy shmancy mittens instead of gloves

What hand made ?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lady of leisure.

A lady who lunches.

With a very small amount of restoration advice given lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"A lady of leisure.

A lady who lunches.

With a very small amount of restoration advice given lol

"
That sounds fabulous.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lady of leisure.

A lady who lunches.

With a very small amount of restoration advice given lol

That sounds fabulous.

Sounds so much better than it was lol

Translates to: a lazy bitch who went out for lunch and rang one client about a piece of furniture... But it sounded much better the first time round

lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lady of leisure.

A lady who lunches.

With a very small amount of restoration advice given lol

That sounds fabulous.

Sounds so much better than it was lol

Translates to: a lazy bitch who went out for lunch and rang one client about a piece of furniture... But it sounded much better the first time round

lol"

Smoke and mirrors, smoke and mirrors.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread