FabSwingers.com forum: Rant! (Well more of a grumble)

By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

I've decided the most annoying question I get asked on here is

'What you looking for?'

From now on I'm gonna start inventing ridiculous replies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Normally my bloody glasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've decided the most annoying question I get asked on here is

'What you looking for?'

From now on I'm gonna start inventing ridiculous replies.

Drives me mad that one too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just reply with "the delete button on this message" lol :P

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"I've decided the most annoying question I get asked on here is

'What you looking for?'

From now on I'm gonna start inventing ridiculous replies.

You've just decided?

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I've decided the most annoying question I get asked on here is

'What you looking for?'

From now on I'm gonna start inventing ridiculous replies.

I usually tell them 'my purse' or 'my keys' .... I often lose one or the other of them... so it's usually true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Normally my bloody glasses

Pmsl. Me too! Either that or 'the meaning of life'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex?

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By *arlock69Man
over a year ago

Batley... (near Leeds)

"I've decided the most annoying question I get asked on here is

'What you looking for?'

From now on I'm gonna start inventing ridiculous replies.

Yeah next time you get asked that just say you're blind so you're looking for your white stick!!...

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Normally my bloody glasses

I never lose my glasses! I only take em off in bed or the shower!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just reply with "the delete button on this message" lol :P "

the other one I can't stand is 'what you into'

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Just reply with "the delete button on this message" lol :P "

Ooh I like that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've saw loads of females profiles stating that 'not sure what i'm after, will fill in later'!

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Just reply with "the delete button on this message" lol :P

the other one I can't stand is 'what you into'

That is annoying too !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've decided the most annoying question I get asked on here is

'What you looking for?'

From now on I'm gonna start inventing ridiculous replies.

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lol, I can be guilty of that, but I mean in a percific way

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By *iccardaTV/TS
over a year ago

Wallasey

i was once asked what i was doing, i said painting the bathroom and they asked a nice colour

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Should reply....

Im looking for the directions to help you find your way to my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've decided the most annoying question I get asked on here is

'What you looking for?'

From now on I'm gonna start inventing ridiculous replies.

The holy grail?

Lord Lucan?

A live dodo?

A night with Willabooby, Hugh Jackman and Obi?

Next Fridays lottery numbers?

Atlantis?

*just a few suggestions - but if you bump into Holly and Hugh at any point......

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"I've decided the most annoying question I get asked on here is

'What you looking for?'

From now on I'm gonna start inventing ridiculous replies.

I like the sound of that. If you ever run out of ludicrous replies, let me know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've decided the most annoying question I get asked on here is

'What you looking for?'

From now on I'm gonna start inventing ridiculous replies.

could.not agree more. My response is usually, "read my profile you rounded door handle" that normally doea the trick I find

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should reply....

Im looking for the directions to help you find your way to my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've decided the most annoying question I get asked on here is

'What you looking for?'

From now on I'm gonna start inventing ridiculous replies.

When I get scam emails, I draft a reply then translate it into scouse, yorkshire of posh man, via a online translation site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favorite is 'are you having fun'

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"My favorite is 'are you having fun'

To which the answer is 'no I'm talking to you'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My favorite is 'are you having fun'

To which the answer is 'no I'm talking to you'."

Or "I was til i opened your message!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Normally my bloody glasses

I spent ages looking for mine this morning, gave up, as I got in the car knocked bloody things off my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Normally my bloody glasses

I spent ages looking for mine this morning, gave up, as I got in the car knocked bloody things off my head

I walked round tesco looking for them in my hand bag , they were in my hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the

" had much fun lately? "

Messages!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I see it said rant! I thought everyone would be here moaning about stuff of all topics so ill add to it.

I hate when people are taking a call on there phones and have to shout so loud they may as well not have the phone and just shout his conversation across the miles. Rant over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The most annoying one I get is "Where are you from?"

I've now started to reply with "I'm from my mummy's tummy"

If the daft question that follows is "I mean where are you now?" the answer is usually "on my sofa".

If they can't be bothered to read my profile I can't be bothered giving a serious reply

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Likes moody's reply..

when they ask those questions of me I tell them to go back and read the profile. think it says all they need to know really.

silly boys !

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"I've decided the most annoying question I get asked on here is

'What you looking for?'

From now on I'm gonna start inventing ridiculous replies.

could.not agree more. My response is usually, "read my profile you rounded door handle" that normally doea the trick I find

Rounded door handle!!

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By *oveSlutForUseCouple
over a year ago

Brighton

"I've decided the most annoying question I get asked on here is

'What you looking for?'

From now on I'm gonna start inventing ridiculous replies.

Really? I find "How are you" is worse, i get about ten of them a day. I always reply "fine." because after that they can NEVER think of a reply.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just reply with "the delete button on this message" lol :P

the other one I can't stand is 'what you into'

That is annoying too !! "

I usually say it's on my profile... But I will admit for the first time I asked someone else this question because the convo was getting no where...and that ended it

mission accomplished lol

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"I've decided the most annoying question I get asked on here is

'What you looking for?'

From now on I'm gonna start inventing ridiculous replies.

Really? I find "How are you" is worse, i get about ten of them a day. I always reply "fine." because after that they can NEVER think of a reply."

Really?? When I say 'fine' I get 'cool, so what you looking for?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've decided the most annoying question I get asked on here is

'What you looking for?'

From now on I'm gonna start inventing ridiculous replies.

Really? I find "How are you" is worse, i get about ten of them a day. I always reply "fine." because after that they can NEVER think of a reply."

I'll sometimes just say 'ta' when I get sent 'nice legs'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't believe nobody has posted ;-

Hey MissHottieBottie, What you looking for?

just to see what she comes back with!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't believe nobody has posted ;-

Hey MissHottieBottie, What you looking for?

just to see what she comes back with!

Would be even crueller to PM and ask!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't believe nobody has posted ;-

Hey MissHottieBottie, What you looking for?

just to see what she comes back with!

Would be even crueller to PM and ask!

Think we should all do this whilst she is off line

Give her a nice surprise in the morning lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Can't believe nobody has posted ;-

Hey MissHottieBottie, What you looking for?

just to see what she comes back with!

Would be even crueller to PM and ask!

Think we should all do this whilst she is off line

Give her a nice surprise in the morning lol

You are a mischievous woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't believe nobody has posted ;-

Hey MissHottieBottie, What you looking for?

just to see what she comes back with!

Would be even crueller to PM and ask!

Think we should all do this whilst she is off line

Give her a nice surprise in the morning lol

I wouldn't dream of doing such a thing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love marriage kids a mortgage and a new car that normally gets rid of them ....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't believe nobody has posted ;-

Hey MissHottieBottie, What you looking for?

just to see what she comes back with!

Would be even crueller to PM and ask!

Think we should all do this whilst she is off line

Give her a nice surprise in the morning lol

I wouldn't dream of doing such a thing!

Oooppps I accidently did it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've decided the most annoying question I get asked on here is

'What you looking for?'

From now on I'm gonna start inventing ridiculous replies.

The holy grail?

Lord Lucan?

A live dodo?

A night with Willabooby, Hugh Jackman and Obi?

Next Fridays lottery numbers?

Atlantis?

*just a few suggestions - but if you bump into Holly and Hugh at any point......

Lord Lucan is alive and well, and usually goes to VA among other clubs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't believe nobody has posted ;-

Hey MissHottieBottie, What you looking for?

just to see what she comes back with!

Would be even crueller to PM and ask!

Think we should all do this whilst she is off line

Give her a nice surprise in the morning lol

Shall we ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've decided the most annoying question I get asked on here is

'What you looking for?'

From now on I'm gonna start inventing ridiculous replies.

"Hi guys"

Erm, we are a male and a female... not both male!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I've been be-devilled by an enchantress so am going to have to pm hottie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooppps I accidently did it

Ooooppps so did we

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooppps I accidently did it

Ooooppps so did we

And me.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Oooppps I accidently did it

Ooooppps so did we

I didn't want to but the keyboard did it all by itself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooppps I accidently did it

Ooooppps so did we

I didn't want to but the keyboard did it all by itself

It's Lucy's fault.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooppps I accidently did it

Ooooppps so did we

I didn't want to but the keyboard did it all by itself

It's Lucy's fault. "

Who ?

Me ?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Oooppps I accidently did it

Ooooppps so did we

I didn't want to but the keyboard did it all by itself

It's Lucy's fault.

Who ?

Me ?

O:-

I blamed Obi! Mwhahahahah !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You lot are horrible , poor hottie

Right what's the question again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooppps I accidently did it

Ooooppps so did we

I didn't want to but the keyboard did it all by itself

It's Lucy's fault.

Who ?

Me ?

O:-

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I blamed Obi! Mwhahahahah !!!

Good call Steve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooppps I accidently did it

Ooooppps so did we

I didn't want to but the keyboard did it all by itself

It's Lucy's fault.

Who ?

Me ?

O:-

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I blamed Obi! Mwhahahahah !!!

Good call Steve

I'm innocent!!!

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

14 messages this morning!!! Cheeky buggers!! Xx

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"14 messages this morning!!! Cheeky buggers!! Xx "

Miss Popular!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"14 messages this morning!!! Cheeky buggers!! Xx "

Wow no need to brag about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"14 messages this morning!!! Cheeky buggers!! Xx "

Hope you replied to them all and wasn't rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"14 messages this morning!!! Cheeky buggers!! Xx

Hope you replied to them all and wasn't rude

She seems to be replying, but she is being rude! I feel my paddle needs an outing

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"14 messages this morning!!! Cheeky buggers!! Xx

Hope you replied to them all and wasn't rude

She seems to be replying, but she is being rude! I feel my paddle needs an outing

Bring it on!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"14 messages this morning!!! Cheeky buggers!! Xx

Hope you replied to them all and wasn't rude

She seems to be replying, but she is being rude! I feel my paddle needs an outing

I got a lovely reply - nothing rude about it at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

someone who can be bothered to read at least part of our profile would be rare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It wasn't me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"14 messages this morning!!! Cheeky buggers!! Xx

Hope you replied to them all and wasn't rude

She seems to be replying, but she is being rude! I feel my paddle needs an outing

Wasn't rude in my reply

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

'What are you looking for? '

'Not you. '

Or is that a tad too direct?

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"'What are you looking for? '

'Not you. '

Or is that a tad too direct? "

Haha! Perfect!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've decided the most annoying question I get asked on here is

'What you looking for?'

From now on I'm gonna start inventing ridiculous replies.

like what? lol.. "a custard and apple flap jack? :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'What are you looking for? '

'Not you. '

Or is that a tad too direct? "

Haha nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having read all the posts in this thread and it seems like we all get same lame opening lines, I was going to ask here about the best ones you've had. But when I thought about it I haven't had that many really good opening messages myself, that make me say ' yes,I want to get to know you'. Couples and ladies seem to do it better, but some really lack imagination or have a whiff of desperation about them. so what works for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what are you into is another.

usually replied with 'well, struggling to get into these jeans at the moment. oo one mince pie less would have helped'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Normally my bloody glasses

God help me I'm thinking of a string round my neck for mine

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