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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What can you NOT do with it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

being diabetic, everything except eat it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Resist it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What can you NOT do with it?

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only eat half a bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What can you NOT do with it?

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Use it for fuel for your car. Or use it as a tea pot x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hold it in your mouth without it melting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Using it as a fire guard is pretty useless too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hold it in your but chheks without it looking like you have shit yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

butt cheeks*

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands

Give it to many as christmas presents

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"hold it in your but chheks without it looking like you have shit yourself"

Or hold it in your cheeks without looking like a hamster

BTW, these furry little monsters always attack me on sight for some reason.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"hold it in your but chheks without it looking like you have shit yourself

Or hold it in your cheeks without looking like a hamster

BTW, these furry little monsters always attack me on sight for some reason.

They probably see your tits as 'ultimate hibernation' residence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat it.. I'm Diabetic !

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Ignore it for too long. I only have two bars left in the cupboard now.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

They probably see your tits as 'ultimate hibernation' residence

If only it were so simple. Even in drab these disturbers of the public peace still want to savage me and rend me limb from limb.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

They probably see your tits as 'ultimate hibernation' residence

If only it were so simple. Even in drab these disturbers of the public peace still want to savage me and rend me limb from limb.

There may be an animation series that hamsters watch where someone like you is the baddie. All hamsters now think it is their duty to bring you down.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

They probably see your tits as 'ultimate hibernation' residence

If only it were so simple. Even in drab these disturbers of the public peace still want to savage me and rend me limb from limb.

There may be an animation series that hamsters watch where someone like you is the baddie. All hamsters now think it is their duty to bring you down."

Sequel - 'revenge of the vermin'

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

They probably see your tits as 'ultimate hibernation' residence

If only it were so simple. Even in drab these disturbers of the public peace still want to savage me and rend me limb from limb.

There may be an animation series that hamsters watch where someone like you is the baddie. All hamsters now think it is their duty to bring you down.

Sequel - 'revenge of the vermin'

I walk in a room with caged hamsters and they look up at me, do a double take, scurry off into their houses and then come back wearing napkins, carrying cutlery and some mustard.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

They probably see your tits as 'ultimate hibernation' residence

If only it were so simple. Even in drab these disturbers of the public peace still want to savage me and rend me limb from limb.

There may be an animation series that hamsters watch where someone like you is the baddie. All hamsters now think it is their duty to bring you down.

Sequel - 'revenge of the vermin'

I walk in a room with caged hamsters and they look up at me, do a double take, scurry off into their houses and then come back wearing napkins, carrying cutlery and some mustard.

Where's the chocolate?

This IS a chocolate thread you know

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Where's the chocolate?

This IS a chocolate thread you know

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wash my hair with it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wash my hair with it

Apparently you can!

Google 'liveandfeel chocolate hair treatment'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give it to dogs...

Actually its poisonous to all animals, including humans. A Smartie can kill a small bird whereas the lethal dose for a human is around 25kg...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Give it to dogs...

Actually its poisonous to all animals, including humans. A Smartie can kill a small bird whereas the lethal dose for a human is around 25kg..."

Can think of worse ways to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wash my hair with it

Apparently you can!

Google 'liveandfeel chocolate hair treatment'

The only problem with that is.. I would want to eat my hair

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Wash my hair with it

Apparently you can!

Google 'liveandfeel chocolate hair treatment'

The only problem with that is.. I would want to eat my hair

Oooh, a new way to lure people. I smell good but but not edible...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wash my hair with it

Apparently you can!

Google 'liveandfeel chocolate hair treatment'

The only problem with that is.. I would want to eat my hair

Oooh, a new way to lure people. I smell good but but not edible..."

Said the spider to the fly..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wash my hair with it

Apparently you can!

Google 'liveandfeel chocolate hair treatment'

The only problem with that is.. I would want to eat my hair

Oooh, a new way to lure people. I smell good but but not edible...

Said the spider to the fly.."

Black widow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wash my hair with it

Apparently you can!

Google 'liveandfeel chocolate hair treatment'

The only problem with that is.. I would want to eat my hair

Oooh, a new way to lure people. I smell good but but not edible...

Said the spider to the fly..

Black widow?

No I'm a Angelic Angel moi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't leave chocolate out in the sun..... It melts and then isn't pleasant to eat!

You can't, or shouldn't give it to cats and dogs!

You can't wash your clothes in chocolate!

And lastly you can't pay in chocolate buttons! The shop keepers don't like it

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