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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If I serenaded you with a rendition of 'Return of the Mac' by Mark Morrison dressed in nothing but dungarees and snake skin boots?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Add gold speedos and its a deal

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

No.

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By *ussyGalore and Mr OCouple
over a year ago

A House

Dungarees? Why dungarees?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I serenaded you with a rendition of 'Return of the Mac' by Mark Morrison dressed in nothing but dungarees and snake skin boots?"

No i wouldn't but after the song i would give you a clap.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dungarees? Why dungarees?"

*places finger on your lips* don't question my methods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only have sex with straight guys, your pics are very gay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He has a lovely "quiff" though

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By *ussyGalore and Mr OCouple
over a year ago

A House

"Dungarees? Why dungarees?

*places finger on your lips* don't question my methods"

No cos I would be too busy laughing at the clothing and song choice, i'll let you off with the boots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feed me enough rum and I'll happily have a naked cock jousting contest with you on a pair of those pallet trucks you mentioned

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

If you were 10 years older and made me laugh then very probably.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I serenaded you with a rendition of 'Return of the Mac' by Mark Morrison dressed in nothing but dungarees and snake skin boots?"

Were you in deliverance? You won't make me squeal like a pig will you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not even if you chloroform me first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dungarees? Why dungarees?

*places finger on your lips* don't question my methods"

this actually made me laugh.

still no though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah a no from here too! Good looking lad but a bit too much "you know it" coming through for me. Major turn off! C xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah a no from here too! Good looking lad but a bit too much "you know it" coming through for me. Major turn off! C xx"

who'd have thought the next doctor would have been a lady, what modern times we live in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 27/11/13 02:34:51]"

Oh, I'm just just his assistant

C xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Soooooo the dungarees stay in the drawer then yeah?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 27/11/13 02:34:51]

Oh, I'm just just his assistant

C xx"

I see, well i must commend you on your handling of a sonic screwdriver

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

"Soooooo the dungarees stay in the drawer then yeah?"

noooooooooo. dungarees should stay in the bin lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't need to do any of that just need to be a lot closer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I serenaded you with a rendition of 'Return of the Mac' by Mark Morrison dressed in nothing but dungarees and snake skin boots?"

after reading the responses i think the choice of clothing is ok cletus, however i think the song is a non-starter as a fusion of rap & country & western is a no no, therefore how about the grandparents favourite cotton eye Joe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 27/11/13 02:34:51]

Oh, I'm just just his assistant

C xx"

assistant ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yout profile made me giggle but no. We could share a cake though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm upping the offer to 'Hungry Like the Wolf' by Duran Duran whilst in a Speedo

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I'm upping the offer to 'Hungry Like the Wolf' by Duran Duran whilst in a Speedo"

Nope... still holding out for the zebra print mankini

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Everyone has their price

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now its a no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I wear ear defenders and a blindfold ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were 5 years older I wouldn't even notice the song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I serenaded you with a rendition of 'Return of the Mac' by Mark Morrison dressed in nothing but dungarees and snake skin boots?"
no unless I can keep everything else and you would wear a mask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm upping the offer to 'Hungry Like the Wolf' by Duran Duran whilst in a Speedo"

just one speedo?

not a pair?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm upping the offer to 'Hungry Like the Wolf' by Duran Duran whilst in a Speedo

just one speedo?

not a pair?"

Who cares I'm sold yes, yes , yes

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I would if you didn't sing

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'm upping the offer to 'Hungry Like the Wolf' by Duran Duran whilst in a Speedo

Nope... still holding out for the zebra print mankini

Lend him your dungarees Eileen. Oops sorry Geoff, I forgot it's Wednesday today

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